Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Expressive: He is highly enthusiastic and interactive with friends, frequently using celebratory language like “YAYAYAYSYSYAYABEBQNS...” and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY...”.
- Visually Appreciative: He has a strong eye for design and world-building, noting the “bangboo concept” and how games “connect older characters to new stuff”.
- Loyal Friend: He publicly supports his peers, whether asking for “evernight funds” for an 'oomf' or showcasing a “friend's uni work”.
- Self-Aware: He displays honesty regarding his personal history and identity, admitting to “cheated on a test” and clarifying his “pronouns”.
- Passionate Hobbyist: He shows deep dedication to his interests, such as spending “one and a half hour straight” on a single boss fight.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Procrastination: He struggles with academic workload, describing a cycle where he “cannot” start work until only one week remains.
- Impulsive Spender: He frequently pulls for game characters without planning, noting he “pulled randomly” or got a character he “didn't even want”.
- Low Self-Esteem: He expresses a pessimistic outlook on his personal life, stating he “placebo'd myself into forever thinking nobody will ever love me”.
- Avoidant Tendencies: He displays a reluctance to face personal challenges, tweeting that therapy would mean “confronting my mental issues... in front of a stranger”.
- Technical Impatience: He gets easily overwhelmed by minor digital inconveniences, such as when he “can't send dms anymore” or loses his “gifs”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
John shares Lisa’s high academic drive and the resulting existential dread, expressing frustration over “not wanting to do uni work” and the cycle of procrastination that makes him “not feel alive for 3 weeks”. Like Lisa, he is an introspective Gemini who enjoys complex gaming mechanics and deep-diving into lore, such as when he analyzes the “purgatory of endless loss” in a niche game. Despite his intelligence, he often feels socially alienated, humorously noting he has “placebo'd myself into forever thinking nobody will ever love me”. Ultimately, his mix of LGBTQ+ identity, intellectual curiosity, and self-deprecating humor perfectly mirrors the Lisa the Iconoclast energy of being a young, self-aware person navigating a confusing world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
John demonstrates Introversion (I) through his reluctance to confront mental issues “in front of a stranger” and his identity as a “gay” man who often feels “nobody will ever love me”. His Intuitive (N) side is seen in his complex theories about game lore, wondering if certain characters are stuck in a “purgatory of endless loss and despair”. He leans toward Feeling (F) by expressing deep emotional attachments to fictional characters, calling them his “girlie” and using highly expressive, emotive language. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his struggles with “uni work” and a chronic procrastination cycle where he doesn't work until “only 1 week remains”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 40-pity pull? Because I wasn't even planning on looking for love, but you're an E1S1 find that I’m definitely keeping.
- Forget the camembert burger—you're the only thing making my heart erupt today.
- If we were in a horse race purgatory, I’d never mind being stuck in an endless loop as long as I was losing with you.
- I may not have any Evernight funds to donate, but I’d gladly give you all my Welkins and a Battle Pass just to be your premium girlie.
- You don't need to confront your mental issues in front of a stranger; we can just skip to the part where we watch soap-cutting videos and talk about why Primal Kyogre is the best Pokémon.
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Romanian uni student & tech-curious gamer. Once survived the 'deadly' wrath of a friend over a gacha trade. Exploring digital worlds one orange sunrise at a time.– @kyogre36
Your signature cocktail
The Primal Pity Splash
This experimental drink represents a 19-year-old Romanian gamer who thrives on 'birthday boy luck' and gacha chaos. The deep blue and orange palette honors their favorite shades, while the Pepsi Twist reflects their choice of “either water or pepsi twist”. The energy is high-strung, mirroring the panic of pulling an accidental E1S1 when they “wasn't even planning on going for her”. It's served over sharp, hard ice because nothing matches the satisfaction of “cutting a rough, hard soap into tiny, delicate slivers”. Finally, it's garnished with a nod to their love for ZZZ, specifically because they “love the bangboo concept” and wish they had one irl.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
John demonstrates a clear Ravenclaw affinity through his analytical and critical approach to online content, often questioning the logic behind systems like the “vague answers you have for each question” in quizzes. He displays deep curiosity and a penchant for theory-crafting, as seen when he speculates on game lore with “What if the entire horse race tests thing is actually a purgatory” and proposes detailed mechanical concepts like a “4☆ fire remembrance kit where he can change his path”. His intellectual honesty is apparent when he admits he “cannot” force productivity until the last minute, showing a self-aware, albeit chaotic, academic struggle. Furthermore, his username choice reflects a logical, math-based wit, explaining it is “the square of my fav number”, a hallmark of a mind that values structured knowledge and creativity.
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Gilded Lily - Cults
This song perfectly captures John’s blend of existential academic burnout and his deep immersion in gacha game culture. He often expresses a cycle of procrastinating on “uni work” only to feel like he doesn’t “feel alive for 3 weeks” afterward, mirroring the song's themes of stagnation. His tweets frequently oscillate between the high of winning a “50/50 at ~55 pity” and a self-deprecating humor regarding his isolation, such as admitting he has “placebo'd myself into forever thinking nobody will ever love me.” The Gilded Lily aesthetic matches his interest in the beautiful yet often frustrating worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail, where he seeks “premium” characters to fill a digital void.
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