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Your Simpsons character
Kyon embodies Bart’s rebellious, anti-establishment energy, specifically targeting popular favorites like Persona 5 and Elden Ring, which he calls “overrated dms”. Much like Bart’s obsession with Krusty or video games, Kyon is a dedicated fanboy who will stay up until 4 AM to beat a boss and then complain about being “completely defeated” at his internship. He shares Bart's short fuse and dramatic flair, frequently using caps to vent frustrations, such as when a boss fight feels “sacana” (sneaky/jerky). Despite the edge, he has a soft spot for his favorites, declaring his love for Final Fantasy IX with a very Bart-like enthusiasm: “EU TE AMO FINAL FANTASY IX”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kyon demonstrates Introversion (I) through a deep, solitary focus on long RPGs and niche hobbies, often tweeting about staying home to play games rather than social outings, such as wanting to “return home to continue my Final Fantasy 9”. His Intuition (N) is seen in his preoccupation with future possibilities and hypothetical scenarios, like speculating on a “Persona 4 Revival” or analyzing the “aura” of game designs. He exhibits Thinking (T) by being blunt and critical about game mechanics and industry events, such as calling Elden Ring “overrated” and prioritizing logic-based party builds over sentiment. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his admitted lack of organization, stating he likely “won't follow absolutely anything” of his planned play-list because he chooses based on what he feels like in the moment.

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Passionate about JRPGs, from FF IX to SMT V. When not finishing 33 games a year, I’m navigating internship life in Brasília and perfecting my turn-based builds.– @Kyonbiankkusan

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This drink captures the essence of a Brasília-based gamer who claims “EU TE AMO FINAL FANTASY IX” while maintaining a bitter, mandatory hatred for Persona 5. The Cachaça represents his local roots, while the Blue Curaçao mirrors the aesthetic of his 'goat' Yu Narukami from “the peaksona 4”. To reflect his grueling life as an intern where he's “completamente derrotado”, the drink is deceptively strong and infused with bitters. Finally, it’s served over a provocative ice shape because he’s the type of friend who would “comprar uma camisa do Mara para todos os meus amigos” just for the chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
Kyon demonstrates the analytical and completionist mindset typical of Ravenclaw, meticulously tracking his progress with a "RANKING DE JOGOS ZERADOS DO ANO" and stopping at exactly 33 games for a thematic reason. His deep appreciation for complex systems is evident as he spends hours "fiquei 500 anos ajeitando minha party" to solve difficult boss encounters through strategy. He values the artistic and intellectual depth of his hobbies, praising the "AURA" of well-designed media and showing a keen eye for detail when he notes "tá impossível de entender as cenas de luta" in current manga. This focus on categorization, mechanical mastery, and critical analysis of narratives aligns him perfectly with the house of wit and learning.

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Kyon is a passionate RPG enthusiast whose life revolves around the epic narratives of Final Fantasy and Shin Megami Tensei, often finding himself lost in long play sessions that blur the lines between reality and fantasy. This song captures his deep emotional investment in these worlds, seen when he exclaims “QUE JOGO PERFEITO OBRIGADO FINAL FANTASY IX” or laments that his “estágio antes das férias é infinita”. Much like the song's theme of a journey that never ends, he is constantly planning his next 33-game quest, noting how “Shin megami tensei 5 vai finalmente superar meu playtime na steam de persona 5”. Despite his daily struggles with work and exams, his heart remains in the fantastical, celebrating every victory with the energy of a hero reaching the final boss.

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