Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Oriented: Expresses deep appreciation for the “comforting close knit community” of his fandom.
- Creatively Active: Consistently edits “text posts” and invents fruit-based nicknames for his favorite characters.
- Radically Honest: Openly shares his “recovery” journey and mental health history to encourage others.
- Passionate Cinephile: Maintains an intense “addiction to watching movies” and shares recommendations on Letterboxd.
- Highly Empathetic: Shows strong emotional investment in characters, feeling “extremely maternal” toward those who seem distressed.
Weaknesses:
- Social Anxiety: Admits to “lowk just scroll” because he fears being the person nobody invited.
- Hyperfixation Dependency: Becomes “shaking” or distressed when failing to see a movie within 24 hours.
- Selective Interaction: Stated that he “only interact with mutuals” because he believes others lack humor.
- Chronically Online: Admits to being a “chronic tweet liker” and staying up late reading fanfiction.
- Conflict Avoidant: Expresses distress over “fandom drama” and wishes for a purely happy community.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, kyo is a sensitive, highly intellectual individual who finds deep emotional refuge in the arts and literature, often feeling like an outsider who prefers “reading ao3” to traditional social interaction. They exhibit a strong sense of justice and empathy, particularly for “disheveled nervous white boys” and the tragic characters of Dead Poets Society, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to champion the misunderstood. This personality is defined by a passionate, almost obsessive dedication to their interests, once claiming they “genuinely have an addiction to watching movies” and feeling “emotional” over the smallest details of their favorite media. Despite their anxiety about social standing, they prioritize their “whimsical jest” and creative expression over fitting in with the crowd.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Kyo identifies as an ESFP in their bio, but their digital footprint strongly suggests ENFP due to a preoccupation with abstract connections and 'fandom' archetypes over purely sensory experiences. They exhibit Extroversion through an intense, high-energy desire for community interaction, once stating “i only interact with mutuals on twitter because everyone else lacks whimsical jest”. Their Intuition is seen in the way they categorize people and characters into symbolic systems, like assigning “super niche fruit names” to actors, rather than focusing on concrete facts. A dominant Feeling preference is clear in their emotionally-driven posting style, such as when they describe themselves as “malnourished and sweating” while waiting to create content. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their self-admitted lack of structure, noting they are “always late” and often forget to post drafts.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Ethan Hawke in Lion's Den? Because I feel like I'll actually die if I don't see you soon.
- I promise I have more 'whimsical jest' than the rest of your timeline—want to be more than just letterboxd mutuals?
- Forget the anti-psychotics and the mood stabilizers, I think I just need a dose of you and some comfort AO3 fics.
- Are you Todd Appleson? Because even though I’m shaking like a leaf, I’d still stand on my tippie-toes just to get a better look at you.
- I’m a total 'Cameron apologist' because I’d excuse anything just to spend 24 hours watching movies with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cinephile and Dead Poets Society devotee. When I’m not analyzing Ethan Hawke’s filmography or reading AO3, I’m binging The Pitt. I once watched three movies in a row just to feel something.– @kyopple
Your signature cocktail
The Whimsical Jest-berry Fizz
This drink is built on an apple-bourbon base to honor “todd appleson 🍎” and Kyo's obsession with the 'Ethanbobby' dynamic. The muddled berries represent their “andercherry” and 'neil berry' side, while the sparkling rosé reflects a personality that only interacts with people who possess “whimsical jest”. A dash of bitters nods to their “malnourished and sweating” humor and past recovery journey. Finally, the edible glitter captures the high-energy ESFP vibe of someone who admits they are “overdosing on the ethanbobby cocaine”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kyo is defined by an intense devotion to their social circle and a desire for community harmony, frequently expressing how they “miss my oomfs” and value the “most comforting close knit community” found in their fandoms. Their sense of loyalty and fairness is evident in their protective nature, demanding that people “comfort him NOW” when a character is upset and explicitly stating, “i dont care about anything except for gay people and myFriends”. Even when they feel anxious or socially out of place, they prioritize the feelings of others, noting they “dont wanna feel like the guy nobody invited”. This combination of kindness, community-focused thinking, and a soft, supportive nature makes them a quintessential Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Movies - Wallows
kyo’s online identity is deeply rooted in a self-proclaimed “addiction to watching movies,” making this track a perfect thematic match. The song reflects a life filtered through cinematic lenses, echoing kyo's habit of editing text posts and spending hours making “niche fruit names” for characters. Their recovery journey and social interactions often revolve around digital escapism, as they admit that “recovery is real and i can just read ao3” or find solace in being “ethanbobbypilled.” Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a 'chronic tweet liker' who finds more comfort in fictional worlds and Dead Poets Society than in the real world.
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