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Bart is the best Simpsons match: prankish, provocative, and relentless with insults, much like tweets such as 'man move the fuck out my way BITCH' and 'this is made by an idiot'. Bart delights in stirring up chaos and being banned or chased for it, which mirrors how @kyotokafe treats blocks and drama ('guess who got blocked!' and 'knowing so many people have me blocked is funny'). Both are young, brazen, and refuse to tone down their humor for authority.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP fits because they love debate, contrarian takes and rapid-fire commentary: they provoke and argue ('this is made by an idiot', 'I’m done tolerating people dude I think im gonna start hating') which shows extroverted idea-bouncing. Their intuition is obvious in quick pattern-spotting across fandoms (calling out animation styles, repetitive skins, and cultural trends like 'THE SAME 5 SONGS'). They prioritize thinking over feelings when critiquing others ('your artstyle snorts phlegm...'), and the P side shows in impulsive posting and adaptable trolling ('sweet mother of lord that is the most amount of people liking... i think i should do this more often'). Quotes like 'AURA LOSS: 298392 BILLION AURA' show playful concept‑spinning typical of ENTP wit.

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level 21 • ugly pink 3D cat on Spotify • Gamer, animation nitpicker & chaotic fandom critic • Pro-anti-chud, anti‑proshipping — don’t @ me if you’re soft or shipping weirdos • Aussie‑energy, makes plushies, starts local traditions, very online– @kyotokafe

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, sharp and a little rude — like the user. Pink grapefruit vodka nods to 'ugly pink 3d cat from spotify', rosé vermouth adds a slightly sophisticated bite to temper the crude jokes ('this is made by an idiot'), lime brings the acidic snark they deliver in tweets, and glitter is theatrical like their dramatic 'AURA LOSS' proclamations. It’s equal parts sweet, sour and attention‑grabbing, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They display the bravado and loud moral certainty of Gryffindor: public callouts like '"cult" when it’s a racist homophobic ableist group ok' and 'dni proshippers and shit dude get out of my profile' show they take direct stands rather than staying neutral. Their tone is combative and courageous — they are more likely to jump into a fight than hide, as in 'I’m done tolerating people dude I think im gonna start hating'. They are also unapologetically performative and attention‑seeking in a way Gryffindors often are, visible in 'sweet mother of lord that is the most amount of people liking...'. They prioritize action and outrage over subtlety, which fits Gryffindor values.

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The grunge, angsty, rebellious energy of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' matches their constant teenage-loud snark and frustration: lines like 'I’m done tolerating people dude I think im gonna start hating' and repeated theatrical hyperbole ('my boner collapsed...') echo the song’s disaffected shoutiness. It’s a teenage riot anthem that suits their performative outrage and love of chaotic fandom noise.

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