Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and warmth toward others, like adoring her sister and characters in games and novels, e.g. “MY SISTER IS IN TOWN AJSOHEODHSS SHE'S ASKING IF WE CAN MEET UP HELL YEAH I MISSED HER” and “LIKE she's so pretty and so so sweet i love her...”.
- Reflective: Thinks about her relationships and habits, such as processing her mom’s ancestry in “i had a strained relationship w my mom and i'm only now learning abt her ancestry... i'm in utter shock” and questioning her reading pace in “sometimes i see other people post how they've read like 10 books... i just want to read things i enjoy and go at my own pace yk”.
- Supportive: Cares about friends’ and moots’ experiences, cheering on their milestones and offering game help, e.g. “my friend is getting married and another one is finishing her masters degree meanwhile i'm reading yaoi dawg what am i doing with my life” and “does anyone want to hear me talk about arknights and then we can play it and i'll lend my operators so you can clear stages faster”.
- Creative: Enjoys making threads, layouts, and designs, like danmei-themed projects and fic writing, e.g. “Fake Slackers — … a reading thread”, “actually i had so much fun making the danmei wrapped last month that i already started designing one for this year lollll”, and “i think i got possessed bc why do i have a paragraph of a fic on my laptop rn”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor to cope and connect, like “guys i think it's my time, i love u all it was nice knowing u (i have a tummy ache)” and describing her cats as “3 gay cats and two of them are fighting for the bottom. i will continue to observe.”.
Weaknesses:
- Health-neglect: Downplays or pushes through physical illness and pain instead of prioritizing rest and proper care, as in “i know my friend said i shouldn't mix 2 medicines but like i might need it now”, “im sick (ᗒᗩᗕ)”, and “my will to read is stronger than my headache, trust”.
- Self-doubt: Frequently questions her worth or place in others’ lives, such as worrying about a friend not replying in “bestie haven't replied in 12 hours... i fear i no longer have a place in her heart” and feeling behind others in life in “my friend is getting married and another one is finishing her masters degree meanwhile i'm reading yaoi dawg what am i doing with my life”.
- Social-anxiety: Hesitates to interact even when she wants to, worrying about being perceived as weird, as seen in “sometimes i reaallyy wanna reply to a tweet and jump in to a conversation but what if y'alls think i'm weird for that...” and uncertainty about her priv account in “i have a priv account but idk if y'alls vibe w me that much to care to join me there yk”.
- Indecisiveness: Struggles to make and stick to choices about what to read or play, shown in “what to read what to read, hmm”, “'idk what to read,' i say as i ignore my tbr list that only grows longer every day”, and wavering about Endfield in “idk if i wanna play endfield actually, might try it for a week or so”.
- Overcomparison: Compares herself to others’ productivity or progress and feels inadequate, as in “sometimes i see other people post how they've read like 10 books meanwhile i've just finished 2 books... and i feel bad??” and contrasting her life to friends’ milestones in “my friend is getting married and another one is finishing her masters degree meanwhile i'm reading yaoi dawg what am i doing with my life”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, and very online, with a tendency to overthink and feel out of step with others. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into their niche interests and media, from danmei reading threads like “Fake Slackers — 112 chapters + 7 extras — by 木瓜黄 𑣲 a reading thread ── .✦” to gaming obsessions such as “does anyone want to hear me talk about arknights and then we can play it and i'll lend my operators so you can clear stages faster uhhh we have hot lesbians and idols and uhh dragons”. They show emotional sensitivity and self-reflection, e.g. “i had a strained relationship w my mom and i'm only now learning abt her ancestry 6 years after her death and i'm in utter shock. like, this is news to me” and “sometimes i see other people post how they've read like 10 books meanwhile i've just finished 2... but also i just want to read things i enjoy and go at my own pace yk”. Their social anxiety and fear of seeming weird fit Lisa’s outsider vibes, like “sometimes i reaallyy wanna reply to a tweet and jump in to a conversation but what if y'alls think i'm weird for that...”. At the same time, their affection for friends, cats, and family—seen in tweets such as “MY SISTER IS IN TOWN AJSOHEODHSS SHE'S ASKING IF WE CAN MEET UP HELL YEAH I MISSED HER” and “my cats like to be pet with some strength in it and now i just realized i am my cats' masseurs”—echoes Lisa’s big heart and loyalty underneath the neurotic overthinking.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently mention feeling awkward about social interaction and DMs, e.g. disliking both DMs and Discord and jokingly suggesting email instead in “i hate twt dms but i also hate discord so what if we just communicate via email”, and worrying about seeming weird for joining conversations in “sometimes i reaallyy wanna reply to a tweet and jump in to a conversation but what if y'alls think i'm weird for that...”. Their interests and inner world are very fandom- and story-focused (danmei, Arknights, fic writing, reading threads), pointing to Intuition (N) via immersion in fictional scenarios and meta-concepts like media manipulation in “my friend is such a nerd i can't believe i'm baiting her to read danmei by telling her abt media manipulation scenes”. They clearly prioritize feelings and relationships over detached logic, showing high emotional expressiveness and empathy, such as missing their best friend in “im crying i miss my best friend i haven't seen her in 2 years waaahhhh” and self-deprecatingly comparing their life path to friends getting married or finishing degrees in “my friend is getting married and another one is finishing her masters degree meanwhile i'm reading yaoi dawg what am i doing with my life”, indicating Feeling (F). Their lifestyle appears flexible and somewhat chaotic—complaints about sleep schedule in “my sleep schedule is so bad 😓”, struggling to choose from an ever-growing TBR in “'idk what to read,' i say as i ignore my tbr list that only grows longer every day”, and impulse writing fic because they “got possessed” in “i think i got possessed bc why do i have a paragraph of a fic on my laptop rn when did i start writing” all suggest a more spontaneous Perceiving (P) orientation. Putting this together, their introspective, feelings-driven, fandom-immersed and slightly disorganized vibe most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep praying you can drink with your sister, but have you considered drinking *with me* instead? I promise I’ll let you call me whatever’s less awkward than koko.
- You said in 2026-01-23 that in NRMT they debate who tops—be honest, if we were a ship, would we argue about it for three hours and then forget because we got distracted talking about danmei recs?
- You’re out here making reading threads for Fake Slackers and Are You Going To Fish Or Not, but I’m just trying to start a new one: ‘Just A Gal Who Spent Too Much Time On The Net And Accidentally Fell For Someone In Her Replies.’
- You complain about storage space for Endfield, but don’t worry—my heart has more than enough capacity to install Arknights, your three gay cats, and every tummy ache rant you’ve ever tweeted.
- Your dad brings you potatoes when you sleep, your cats sleep on you in cursed positions, and your friends edit you into photos when you can’t be there—clearly the universe agrees you’re main character coded, so… need a love interest for season 2?
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20 | cat masseur, danmei thread goblin, part-time Arknights strategist. Once woke up just to tell my dad I wanted potatoes, then went back to sleep.– @kyrdok
Your signature cocktail
The Fake Slacker Fizz
The Fake Slacker Fizz riffs on their bio crediting Fake Slackers and their laidback, always-online vibe, with a calm but quietly potent vodka–black tea base for late-night reading threads like “Fake Slackers — 112 chapters + 7 extras — by 木瓜黄 𑣲 a reading thread ── .✦” and “Are You Going To Fish Or Not — 92 chapters + 3 extras — by 苏景闲 𑣲 a reading thread ── .✦”. Sweet lychee liqueur captures how soft they are about women and fictional girls, as in “LIKE she's so pretty and so so sweet i love her...” and “I LOVE WOMEN!!!!”. The bright grapefruit soda reflects their chaotic, fizzy humor about life, cats, and friends, like “i think my lore is so funny all my 20 years i just do silly stuff for the plot” and “my friends are scolding me again for that time i got into an accident :/”. A dash of herbal bitters nods to the headaches, tummy aches, and being sick while still powering through to read, as in “i think im seeing things dawg it's only a cold why do i feel like i'm fighting god” and “my will to read is stronger than my headache, trust”. Finally, the potato starch sugar rim is a crispy in-joke about their obsession with potatoes and fries, from “earlier my dad woke me up from my nap and my first reaction was to tell him i wanted potatoes.” to “they weren't the best fries but i've been deprived of my potatoes for too long”, giving the drink a comfort-food finish that feels exactly like doomscrolling with cats on your lap.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is warmth, loyalty, and gentle steadiness rather than ambition or flash. They’re deeply attached to friends and family, from being excited that their sister wants to meet up and missing her enough to pray they can drink together (“MY SISTER IS IN TOWN AJSOHEODHSS SHE'S ASKING IF WE CAN MEET UP HELL YEAH I MISSED HER”, “i pray i can drink with my sister tmrw”), to crying over missing their best friend after two years apart (“im crying i miss my best friend i haven't seen her in 2 years waaahhhh”). They show a very Hufflepuff mix of guilt-tinged kindness and fairness: feeling bad when a friend would buy them things so they keep declining (“my friend is in china rn and she's offering to buy me stuff while she's there but i'm declining everything bc i feel bad”), and sulking over not getting holiday pics but still happily accepting the friend’s effort to update them later (“i was sulking bc my friend didn't send me holiday pics… so now she's updating me on her travels in china lmaaooo”). Their care for their cats—staying stuck in an uncomfortable position so one can sleep on them and worrying about why another meows in distress (“im stuck in an uncomfortable position because my cat is sleeping on me. help.”, “this dumb white cat meows at the top of his lungs and looks scared when i respond to him. baby, what is it that you want”)—also fits Hufflepuff’s everyday kindness. While they clearly enjoy learning and creativity through danmei reading and fic writing (“Fake Slackers — a reading thread”, “how the fuck do people write like 5k word fics bro im not even at 500 and i want to cry”), that curiosity is in service of comfort and community more than individual prestige, which tilts them toward Hufflepuff over Ravenclaw. Overall, the combination of loyalty, care for others, and a gentle, self-deprecating work ethic (reading through headaches and still grinding in Arknights for events: “my will to read is stronger than my headache, trust”, “now i need to farm for avemuji collab... which means grinding all ato stages...😰”) reads as quintessentially Hufflepuff.
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internet crush - Jeremy Zucker
A fitting song for @kyrdok is “internet crush” by Jeremy Zucker because it captures the mix of extremely online life, soft feelings, and mild existential spirals that show up in their tweets and bio: “just a gal who spends too much time on the net (´^ω^)”. They talk about being very online with fandoms, games, and reading threads, like “Fake Slackers — 112 chapters + 7 extras — by 木瓜黄 𑣲 a reading thread ── .✦” and “Are You Going To Fish Or Not — 92 chapters + 3 extras — by 苏景闲 𑣲 a reading thread ── .✦”, which fits the song’s vibe of living half in stories and half in DMs. There’s also a constant mix of affection and insecurity about friendships and connections online, like “my friend is getting married and another one is finishing her masters degree meanwhile i'm reading yaoi dawg what am i doing with my life” and “sometimes i reaallyy wanna reply to a tweet and jump in to a conversation but what if y'alls think i'm weird for that...”. Their timeline swings between loving hard (friends, sister, cats, WLW ships) and feeling a bit lost, such as “i haven't really been in the mood to read or do anything since i broke up lmao” and “my best friend i haven't seen her in 2 years waaahhhh”, which aligns with the song’s bittersweet, introspective tone. The overall mix of internet humor, romantic/platonic yearning, and soft emotional chaos makes “internet crush” feel like it was written for their exact brand of online life.
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