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Like Lisa, kyuuchrissy is a dedicated saxophone player who experiences high stress regarding her musical performance, noted when she mentions her “jazz instructors had me switch to a metal mouthpiece” and worries about her “composition” sounding terrible. She shares Lisa’s intellectual intensity and tendency to become deeply hyperfixated on media, particularly the dark themes of Yellowjackets, even joking that she would “perk up and my tail would wag” at the mere mention of the show. Both are principled and vocal about their beliefs, with the user often “playing devil’s advocate” or critiquing writing choices in shows like Stranger Things. Finally, her self-awareness regarding her “mentally / emotionally immature” tendencies reflects Lisa's struggle with being a gifted child in a world that doesn't always understand her passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
Crystal exhibits Extroversion through her high engagement with fandom communities and expressive, social reactions, such as “it's like u could be a mile away from me and whisper Yellowjackets and my ears would just immediately perk up”. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on symbolic themes and narrative parallels, notably when she analyzes characters' moral compasses: “natalie was the only survivor to hang on to her moral compass in the wilderness so in the 2021 timeline she is rewarded with an early death”. She leans heavily into Feeling, making decisions based on emotional impact and personal values, shown when she defends a ship as a “masterpiece any way you slice it” and shares sentimental moments with her grandpa. Finally, her Perceiving trait is clear from her self-admitted lack of structure and tendency to procrastinate, such as when she “spent my entire day struggling to format my written report instead of looking at the entire assignment instructions”.

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Lima-based jazz saxophonist and composer. When I’m not analyzing Yellowjackets plot twists, I’m probably blowing through a metal mouthpiece or playing Overwatch.– @kyuuchrissy

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This drink shines bright because, as the bio states, “it takes a lot of crystals to make something shine .”. The muddled fruit honors her deep obsession with a certain soccer team, as she admits “u could be a mile away from me and whisper Yellowjackets and my ears would just immediately perk up”. The bitter citrus reflects her vocal disdain for TV writers, specifically noting “i hate you duffer brothers. i hate you both so much.”. Finally, the high-octane Mezcal matches her chaotic gaming energy, since she is “Really bad at Overwatch” but plays with 100% passion.

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Crystal exhibits the deep-rooted loyalty and emotional openness central to Hufflepuff, particularly through her fierce defense of her favorite characters and ships. She values shared emotional experiences, noting it is “beautiful” that her grandpa supports her singing despite the rest of her family's dislike for the music. Her hardworking nature is evident in her academic life, where she describes reaching a “flow state... due to stress” to finish a composition and spending all day “struggling to format” a report. Furthermore, her desire for harmony and community is clear when she laments that “nobody in the queer community is working together,” showcasing a Hufflepuff’s natural inclination toward fairness and collective unity.

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Crystal is a devoted fan of Sabrina Carpenter, frequently defending her and celebrating her status as a pop icon. She explicitly states, “sabrina is just my solo exception because she really is That girl”, and even shares music with her family, noting how her “grandpa... lets me play her music in the car”. The energetic and self-assured vibe of Espresso aligns with her bio's sentiment that “it takes a lot of crystals to make something shine”. Her playful personality and deep engagement with fandom culture make this hit song her perfect anthem.

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