Kzaark
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Activist: His involvement with @RevPermanente and tweets like 'Pour les travailleurs, contre le régime bourgeois...' show his deep commitment to revolutionary politics.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'Comment ça je me fais poursuivre par 3 sangliers dans Nantes ?' reveal his ability to find humor in the absurd.
- Empathetic: Helping struggling customers by pretending to scan items, as in 'Je faisais semblant de scanner certains petits produits,' shows his compassionate side.
- Intellectual: His interest in revolutionary literature and languages like Esperanto, 'Proletoj de ĉiuj landoj, unuiĝas!', highlights his intellectual curiosity.
- Resilient: Despite personal and familial challenges, he continues to fight for his beliefs, as seen in 'Bon... Je vais sûrement partir moi.'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'J'ai envie de foutre le feu à tout ce système capitaliste' suggest a tendency to act or speak in the heat of the moment.
- Overly Critical: His harsh critiques of social democrats, 'Ça y est je suis énervé contre la bourgeoisie socialiste réformiste là,' might alienate potential allies.
- Stubborn: His rigid political views, as seen in 'Nous sommes avant tout des révolutionnaires,' may make compromise difficult.
- Emotionally Intense: Tweets like 'Dépression et stress au quotidien' reveal a tendency to be deeply affected by external events.
- Financially Reckless: Admitting 'Financièrement je suis ruiné' after the Fête de Lutte Ouvrière shows a lack of financial prudence.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Kzaark shares Lisa's mix of intelligence, activism, and occasional frustration with the world. His political critiques, like 'Ça y est je suis énervé contre la bourgeoisie socialiste réformiste,' mirror Lisa's advocacy for progressive causes. His geeky interests, such as Esperanto and revolutionary literature, align with her intellectual pursuits. Both are principled and unafraid to challenge authority, making Lisa an ideal match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Kzaark's personality aligns with ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his active involvement in activism, as seen in 'Première journée en tant qu'aspirant de @RevPermanente.' His intuition drives his revolutionary ideas, like 'Construire un véritable parti révolutionnaire.' His thinking side critiques logically, as in 'Ça y est je suis énervé contre la bourgeoisie socialiste réformiste.' His perceiving nature keeps him adaptable, seen in his humorous takes on life, such as 'Comment ça je me fais poursuivre par 3 sangliers.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a revolution? Because you've overthrown my heart!
- Is your name Trotsky? Because you've sparked a permanent revolution in my soul.
- Are you a wild boar in Nantes? Because you've got me running in circles thinking about you.
- Are you Hellfest? Because being with you would be pure metal bliss.
- Do you speak Esperanto? Because 'mi amas vin' just feels right to say to you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Trotskyist revolutionary, metalhead, and geek from Nantes | Activist @revpermanente44 | Fighting capitalism, wild boars, and bad vibes since 20 years old | Fluent in sarcasm and Esperanto 🚩– @Kzaark
Your signature cocktail
The Red Revolution
The 'Red Revolution' reflects Kzaark's fiery and bold personality. Vodka symbolizes his connection to revolutionary Russia, while cherry liqueur gives it a vibrant red hue, matching his political passion. Lime juice adds a sharp edge, like his critiques of bourgeois systems, and the Tabasco represents his fiery activism, as seen in 'J'ai envie de foutre le feu à tout ce système capitaliste.' It's a drink as intense and revolutionary as he is.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Kzaark's courage and activism align with Gryffindor values. His willingness to stand up for his beliefs, as seen in 'Pour les travailleurs, contre le régime bourgeois,' reflects a bold and fearless nature. His fiery tweets, like 'J'ai envie de foutre le feu à tout ce système capitaliste,' show his passionate drive to fight for justice. While he has intellectual traits, his impulsive and action-oriented behavior fits Gryffindor better than Ravenclaw.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
This song's anti-establishment message aligns perfectly with Kzaark's revolutionary spirit. His tweet 'C'EST LA LUTTE FINALE GROUPONS NOUS' reflects the same defiance as the song's iconic lyrics. The fiery energy of 'J'ai envie de foutre le feu à tout ce système capitaliste' matches the song's intensity. It's a fitting anthem for his fight against oppression and inequality.
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