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The user's chaotic, attention‑seeking style and teenage vibe fit Bart Simpson. They constantly post in all caps and shout for validation, e.g., 'we need MEGA capital letters or something to convey statements that need even more emphasis than normal capitals can provide' and repeatedly demand a 'VOICE REVEAL??????'. Their random, impulsive jokes like 'why couldn't September 11th 2001 just been six seven day...' echo Bart’s nonsensical pranks. They also show insecurity, lamenting lack of likes: '1 hour and no likes on my armpit, might as well kms atp because if no one likes even my body then what's the point lol'. This blend of rebellious noise, teenage insecurity, and a craving for recognition mirrors Bart’s classic personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extroverted tendencies, constantly seeking external feedback and attention – for example, they write, '5 notifications but they were just single likes on different posts. I STILL LOVE YALL' and 'I need validation'. Their communication is grounded in concrete, sensory details, as seen in 'I just stood in place and scratched my bare ass under my leggings for ten full seconds' and 'I have music playing in my left ear and a YouTube video in my right'. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, illustrated by statements like 'if you make the mistake of misgendering someone, you shouldn't make a huge deal out of it, just say sorry and move on' and 'I LOVE TRANSGENDERISM'. Their posting style is spontaneous and flexible, with little long‑term planning, evident in 'maybe I should take a complete break from the internet for awhile' and 'I AM NOT A GOONER, I ONLY SOMETIMES CONSUME ADULT CONTENT!'. These patterns align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Trans creator, meme enthusiast, occasional selfie. I once turned my phone flashlight on and scared the whole room. Whiskey & weird thoughts. 🏳️⚧️– @l0s3rg1rlie

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This chaotic, colorful cocktail mirrors @l0s3rg1rlie's wild online persona. The bourbon base nods to their tweet "I LOVE MIHONO BOURBON", while the neon blue Curaçao captures the bright phone flashlight moment: "I JUST TURNED ON MY PHONE FLASHIGHT TO LOOK AT SOMETHING AND THEN I MADE A NOISE AND RECOILED BECAUSE IT WAS SO BRIGHT". Grenadine gives a bloody hue that references their love of gore: "I LOVE GORE AND EXCESSIVELY HARDCORE PORN". Coconut cream adds a creamy, ‘titty‑milk’ texture echoing the trans‑feminine urge to "grab your new tits". Finally, the name riffs on their recurring "VOICE REVEAL??????" and "A DIAPER IS THE PERFECT SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM" tweets, wrapping the drink in their signature blend of over‑the‑top self‑expression.

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The account constantly seeks attention, likes and validation, e.g., '5 notifications but they were just single likes on different posts. I STILL LOVE YALL' and 'I need a username for my ko‑fi page but I don’t know what to make it so I’m accepting suggestions', showing ambition and resourcefulness typical of Slytherin. The user also uses shock value to stand out, as seen in 'I LOVE GORE AND EXCESSIVELY HARDCORE PORN' and 'I would attack someone (not kill) for some physical affection right now', reflecting a willingness to bend norms for personal gain. They protect their image with self‑preserving remarks like 'If no one’s actually gonna appreciate me, then what’s even the fucking point of whoring myself out on this fuck‑ass bird site', which aligns with Slytherin’s self‑preservation. These behaviors together point to the cunning, ambitious traits of Slytherin rather than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the scholarly nature of Ravenclaw.

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Many of their tweets convey feeling like an outsider and a weirdo, such as "I AM NOT FLAT!!!!!" and "I LOVE GORE AND EXCESSIVELY HARDCORE PORN", highlighting a self‑perception of being abnormal. They repeatedly express frustration and a sense of losing, for example "life is a game but i’m pretty sure i’m losing" and "my cleanser burns my face, my friends hurt my feelings, my scratch off ticket didn’t win, what’s next??? a cancer diagnosis?". Their plea for validation – "if no one's actually gonna appreciate me, then whats even the fucking point of whoring myself out on this fuckass bird site" – mirrors the loneliness in the chorus "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?". The song "Creep" by Radiohead captures this mix of self‑doubt, alienation, and yearning for acceptance.

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