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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with their chaotic, playful, and slightly unhinged energy. They’re dramatic and impulsive, constantly yelling in all caps and saying things like “AI CARALHO” and “CHEGUEI CARALHO.”, which fits Bart’s loud, attention-grabbing personality. There’s also a mischievous, trolling side, like “ratio + biel gooner gigolo + i need a sugar daddy” and playful jealousy in “. @wsnrydz Fiquei sabendo que tu quer com meu homem se meter…”, echoing Bart’s love of drama and teasing. At the same time, they show genuine affection and attachment to idols and friends, as in “amo tanto vocês :(” and the emotional confession about ZB1’s disband in “eu nao sei como vou viver depois do disband do zb1”, similar to Bart’s hidden soft side under his prankster exterior. Their mix of horny jokes, exaggerated threats like “queria colocar o rosto dele num forno e assar que nem pão de queijo depois morder”, and constant stan chaos lines up much more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa or the calmer Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly interactive and socially oriented, constantly addressing friends and mutuals, e.g. openly flirting and rallying people: “DOU UM BEIJO EM QUEM VOTAR EM MIM PRA BEST TAERAE UTTED @thisiconik” and “a pessoa fica curtindo meus tweets pelo amor ME SEGUE LOGO”, showing a desire for engagement and attention. They appear iNtuitive (N) rather than detail-focused: beyond stanning, they enjoy narrative concepts and overarching ideas like lore, as in “sempre fico encantado com o fato de que o txt tem uma das melhores lores do kpop, é totalmente bem estruturada nos mínimos detalhes, desde começo até o momento atual”, and they reflect on emotional experiences with films and groups: “nunca assisti esse filme mas ele me deixa abalado toda vez que vejo algum corte dele, pelo simples fato que já passei pela mesma situação”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by affection, attachment, and emotional highs/lows, such as “desabafo eu nao sei como vou viver depois do disband do zb1, eles foram totalmente o primeiro grupo que eu ne entreguei em níveis absurdos” and constant affective language like “amo tanto vocês :(” and “TE AMO TE AMO”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their tweets portray a spontaneous, in-the-moment lifestyle—deciding on the fly to nap or game (“tomar um banhozinho e depois jogar um roblox com a parceira to curadinho”, “hora de tirar um soninho”)—and reacting impulsively to content with phrases like “AI CARALHO” and “TO ENTALADO .”, rather than presenting structured plans or long-term organization. Taken together—their socially expressive style, love of concepts and stories, emotional intensity, and spontaneity—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.

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K‑pop lore analyst & TXT/ZB1 archivist. Once planned my week around ‘semaninha’ stats and MMA streams—still somehow a functioning adult.– @l0serlov

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little too honest—just like their timeline screaming “YEONBIN YAOI” and “yeonbin yaoi”, so it hits hard with a strawberry‑infused soju base that feels sweet but absolutely not innocent. The blue curaçao mirrors their TXT and lore obsession in “sempre fico encantado com o fato de que o txt tem uma das melhores lores do kpop”, giving the drink that dreamy, boy‑group neon glow. Sparkling guava soda keeps it bubbly and playful, like someone who can go from “assistindo anime e comendo uva geladinha estou no meu conforto” to “CONVOCANDO MEUS HOUSENEXTDOOR PARA UMA PEQUENA DANÇA” in one scroll. A dash of chili tincture represents the completely unhinged, horny side of their tweeting—see “queria comer a pintinha dele com arroz e feijão” (https://x.com/neoguejulgue/status/2002399548992287078) and “queria colocar o rosto dele num forno e assar que nem pão de queijo depois morder”—adding a slow burn at the end. The cotton candy cloud garnish is for the soft, slightly vulnerable mutual-enjoyer who posts “queria um namoradinho” and face reveals like “face reveal :(”, melting gradually into the drink the same way they melt over their faves.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is intense loyalty and attachment to their faves and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush repeatedly over their groups and idols in a devoted, almost caretaking way, like when they say “amo tanto vocês :(” and “desabafo eu nao sei como vou viver depois do disband do zb1, eles foram totalmente o primeiro grupo que eu ne entreguei em níveis absurdos”, showing deep emotional commitment. They also emphasize interpersonal bonds and being close with mutuals, e.g. “fazendo uma limpa nos seguidores só deixando que eu interajo” and playful partner/mutual tweets like “match #PERFEITO com meu @suupacute aceitem”. There’s a down-to-earth, everyday-worker vibe in posts like “só eu trabalhando?” and “virar clt hoje de tarde de novo”, which fits Hufflepuff’s association with hard work and perseverance more than flashy ambition. While they can be dramatic and passionate, those traits serve their loyalty to people and groups they love rather than personal glory or calculated advancement, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.

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Good Boy Gone Bad captures their intense TXT devotion and dramatic flair. They rave that “TXT has one of the best lores in K-pop,” showing deep investment in TXT’s storytelling and aesthetic (“sempre fico encantado...”). Their passion peaks when they describe being “curado” by upcoming TXT drops like Reflow and GH4, mirroring the song’s cathartic energy (“só se pensar...”). Even their daily mood swings and hyperbolic reactions—“nada vai me deixar triste essa semana” because TXT idols fill their Sanctuary/Together spaces—reflect the track’s all-or-nothing emotional lyrics (“tirei pc do yeonjun...”).

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