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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: They repeatedly rally communities with lines like 'WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK' and 'LISACALLIE NATION WE ARE SOOOO FUCKING BACK', showing an ability to inspire group excitement.
- Creative: Imagining a full '45 minute episode for the new buffy sequel' and inventing fan content demonstrates an active, imaginative mind.
- Candid: They openly state 'i’m just autistic' and 'I’m so gay', which shows a frank, unfiltered communication style.
- Loyal: Defending fandom boundaries with 'Wednesday 2 has literally been out for 12 hours can you guys tag your fucking spoilers?????' illustrates protective loyalty to fellow fans.
- Observant: Small observational threads — e.g., noting 'hayden’s southern accent is so thick in series one of heroes' — reveal attention to detail in media and people.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Frequent highly charged messages like 'PLEAAAASE IS HARLEYDARLINGS SHADOWBANNED IM GONNA KMS' indicate rapid escalation in emotional responses.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts from elation ('this is the best thing that has ever happened to me') to despair ('i’m gonna fucking kill myself why is my leg burning') show wide mood swings that affect stability.
- Oversharing: Posting intimate medical/mental details such as 'my skin is buzzing' and 'ER because iyari is in ER' publicly can expose them to unwanted scrutiny.
- Confrontational tone: Tweets calling people 'Cunts' for untagged spoilers and 'I fucking hate hobo johnson' reveal a blunt style that may alienate others.
- Distractibility: Casual mentions like 'just spent 2 hours watching tv and forgot to turn off the 4g on my phone' suggest a tendency to get absorbed and lose track of practicalities.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match because of Harley's combination of moral intensity, cultural literacy, and earnest fandom activism: both are quick to notice injustices, both love media and music, and both can feel out-of-step emotionally with their peers. Harley's tendency to lecture about spoilers or cultural details mirrors Lisa's didactic streak, and their deep attachment to fictional worlds echoes Lisa's passionate convictions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits Harley's profile: extraverted because they publicly rally fans and stream — 'Je comes trailing'; for concrete evidence see 'CHAT WE ARE SOOOOO BACK' and 'hi guys pls follow me over here' — intuitive and imaginative as in 'I dreamt up an entire 45 minute episode for the new buffy sequel', feeling-driven with candid emotional posts like 'I’m so gay' and dramatic expressions of distress, and perceiving in their spontaneous, flexible approach to days and plans ('replaying gta… again…', 'just spent 2 hours watching tv and forgot to turn off the 4g on my phone'). Together these tweets show a warm, idea-focused, improvisational communicator who thrives on connection and creative play.
Some pickup lines for you
- If fandoms were planets, I'd happily be the moon that orbits your Harleydarling heart — want to browse CDs and build fan theories with me?
- Call me a spoiler: I already know I'm falling for you, but I’ll tag it in the thread so no one ruins the moment.
- I may not be able to write the whole Buffy sequel you dreamt up, but I can provide soundtrack support — coffee and 'Heads Will Roll' at my place?
- You said 'diagnosed with pretty princess disorder' — good, because I happen to have a crown, a playlist, and an emotional support spaniel waiting.
- I’ll be your spoiler enforcer: I promise to tag every emotional reveal and hold your chaotic, beautiful fandom heart safe.
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Your new Twitter bio
Harley — Fandom instigator & obsessive playlist curator. Neurodivergent pop-culture theorist who dreams up episodes, collects CDs, and runs small chaotic fan universes. Be sure to 'ride the cyclone' — spoilers tagged, hugs optional.– @L0URDOFTHEFLIES
Your signature cocktail
Harley's Cyclone
The 'Harley's Cyclone' is fizzy, dramatic and a little whimsical — just like Harley's feed that tells followers to 'be sure to ride the cyclone'. Sparkling rosé captures celebratory fandom shouts ('CHAT WE ARE SOOOOO BACK'), elderflower adds a wistful indie-pop floral note for late-night songwriting vibes ('touch me touch me touch me baby naked in manhattan'), lemon keeps it sharp like their blunt takes, raspberry syrup adds theatrical sweetness for 'diagnosed with pretty princess disorder', and glitter is pure stage energy for their showrunner-level imagination.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits because Harley displays fierce loyalty, protectiveness of fan communities, and a patient obsessive care for media artifacts. They police spoilers and rally fans — 'Wednesday 2 has literally been out for 12 hours can you guys tag your fucking spoilers?????' — which is the kind of community-minded behavior Hufflepuffs prize. Their candid empathy and acceptance of identity ('i’m just autistic', 'I’m so gay') align with the inclusive, grounded values of the house. While theatrical, they’re less about glory and more about holding space for others, a quietly steadfast trait.
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Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Harley declares 'thriller/heads will roll is the song of all time', and 'Heads Will Roll' captures their theatrical energy: pounding beat, sing-along chorus, and a deliciously dramatic mood that matches their caps-locked proclamations, fan rants and late-night emotional outbursts.
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