Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares feelings about body image and being hurt by her sister in “tenho mt problema com o fato de NÃO CONSEGUIR ENGORDAR…” and about her father’s reaction to her sexuality in “meu pai falando que tava decepcionado comigo pq gosto de mulher…”.
- Resilient: Mentions overcoming depression and grief with Umbanda’s help in “tenho uma aura linda por ter conseguido vencer a depressão e superar o luto da minha mãe…”, showing capacity to endure and recover.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about scaring friends with ghost stories in “fiz duas pessoas dormirem de luz acesa pq falei q minha mãe ia puxar o pé deles…” and laughing about her cunhado fearing her strength in “arrombei a porta do quarto da minha irmã…”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong attachment and tenderness when talking about her guides and mãe de santo in “a preta velha da mãe de Santo falando que sempre me chama primeiro pq gostou de mim…” and longing for hugs from mãe Tutu in “saudade daquele abraço fortao e reconfortante que só a mae tutu sabe me dar…”.
- Creative: Draws and shares art like “rabiscos que gosto mto”, posts fanart in “eu quando faço a melhor fanart da minha vida inteira #chainsawman…”, and considers returning to writing in “pensando em voltar a escrever”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-reactivity: Tends to respond to hurt with aggressive language, e.g., cursing her sister in “MORRA DIABA demonia n te perguntei nada” and snapping at critics in “mds tudo na comunidade lésbica reclamam vsf porra…”.
- Self-destructive-jokes: Frequently makes suicidal or self-harm jokes like “vou me matar e vai ser culpa do gustavo…” and intense distress in “to com os olhao ardendo q só a porra de tanto chorar AAAAAAAAARRRRRR”.
- Body-image-insecurity: Expresses strong frustration about not gaining weight in “tenho mt problema com o fato de NÃO CONSEGUIR ENGORDAR…” and anxiety about appearance, like eyebrow changes in “desde q fiz risquinho minha sobrancelha nunca mais foi a mesma vou enlouquecer…”.
- Conflict-intensity: Conflicts escalate quickly: calls homophobic relatives out harshly in “logo eh homofobica ao extremo ne nem precisava falar o obvio…” and uses strong insults toward religious critics in “crente falando que minha religião é do diabo…”.
- Overwhelmed-anxiety: Shows intense nervousness about interviews and future in “meu deus que nervoso tomara que eu consiga amem…” and “MWU DEUS MEU DEUS MEU DEUS QUE NERVOSISMO”, suggesting stress can become overpowering.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, sensitive, a bit nerdy, and constantly negotiating between rebellion and a strong moral core. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and openly discuss mental health and family pain, for example talking about overcoming depression and grief through Umbanda in “No same day that I hear from a guide that I have a beautiful aura for having defeated depression and overcome my mother's mourning…” and being hurt by their father’s homophobia in “my dad saying he was disappointed in me because I like women…”. They have a strong ethical and spiritual streak, constantly referencing guides, entities and terreiro with affection and respect, like in “oi eu ❤️ macumba” and “the black old lady of the mãe de Santo saying she always calls me first because she liked me…”, which mirrors Lisa’s deep attachment to her beliefs. At the same time, they’re playful, artistic, and nerdy—posting fanart in “when I make the best fanart of my entire life #chainsawman #makima #fanart” and gamer moments in “wow so gamer, easiest penta of my life”—very much in line with Lisa’s creative, slightly geeky side. Their sharp tongue and feminist-lesbian identity, seen in tweets like “I remembered when I was telling how I found out I was a lesbian and they told me to try dating a real man, fuck that”, fit Lisa’s combination of righteous anger and idealism, just with a much more chaotic, adult-online-Twitter energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage others, seek reactions, and joke about wanting attention from mutuals, e.g. “cade meus moots p me dar um biscoito uma migalha uma atenção oi moots 😭😭😭”, and thrive on social interaction at work, in the terreiro, and in games. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they speak in metaphors and impressions rather than concrete step‑by‑step detail, like “intuição ou esquizofrenia (brincadeira ta” and spiritual/aura talk in “Umbanda was the only one that gave me a hand and…”. They are clearly Feeling: decisions and reactions are framed around hurt, affection, and loyalty (e.g. anger at family comments about her body in “estragou meu dia… MORRA DIABA” and the pain of homophobia in “meu pai falando que tava decepcionado comigo pq gosto de mulher”). Their tone is values‑driven and empathetic toward themselves and others (like defending lesbians and criticizing lesbophobia in “eu posto negocio falando q n eh facil ser lésbica...”). Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than J: they appear spontaneous and reactive, joking about not waking up for commitments in “rayane desesperada achando q eu tinha morrido, mas eu simplesmente NÃO ACORDEI” and hating rigid structures like CLT and Riot/LoL in “CLT Vírus, tadinhos. Pior infecção do universo!!!”, suggesting a flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle rather than a highly planned one.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if CLT is a vírus and League tilts you to death, should we skip both and queue a duo where the only thing infecting us is how hard I’m falling for the lesbian goth nerd macumbeira from idle⁶ exo⁹?
- You said Umbanda was the only one that really held your hand through depression and grief—if you ever need a mortal sidekick for that journey, I promise to match your guides’ energy and treat your aura like my favorite legendary skin: cherished, protected, and absolutely stunning.
- You hate LoL on PC and on mobile, but still dropped a penta and stole a manco’s job—how about you steal one more role and become my support IRL? I’ll even main Akali just to impress your favorite skin.
- You almost incorporated your pombogira, sees cartola men in the hallway, and still sleep after defumando a casa… I’m just saying, if your mãe Tutu approves, I’d love to be the next entity encostando em você (with consent, offerings, and lots of respect, obviously).
- You complaining that the lésbica comunidade só reclama and that you have a weakness for nerdy women makes me think we’d be dangerous together: you, the tattooed goth artist who draws Makima and talks to guias; me, the nerd who shows up with snacks, compliments your eyeliner evolution, and never tells you to ‘try dating men de verdade’.
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Lesbian nerd + Umbanda medium, part-time LoL hater, full-time cat worshipper. Once defumando the house, my cunhado thought I was secretly smoking.– @L0VEBBH
Your signature cocktail
Macumba & Matchmaking: The Oxum Blackout
This cocktail starts with gold cachaça infused with chamomile for their Oxum devotion and the way Umbanda literally held their hand through depression, as they shared when Umbanda was the only one that helped them “Umbanda foi a única que me deu a mão e me ——”. Passion fruit puree mirrors their emotional, dramatic lesbian thirst and chaotic crushes, like when they melted over a butch dream girl “desfem tatuada pretinha bombada e mULLET CACHEADINHO EU MATA”. The activated charcoal syrup with smoke brings that goth, ‘blackout’ vibe and their love of darker aesthetics, echoing “penso mto num blackout” and their goth-nerd-macumbeira identity “pq nós goticas meio nerds macumbeiras somos divas nao eh verdade?”. A lift of sparkling citrus soda captures their loud, excitable meme energy and constant screaming tweets like “MWU DEUS MEU DEUS MEU DEUS QUE NERVOSISMO” and “JJKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKMMMKKKKKKK VSF”. Finally, edible gold glitter and a black sugar rim embody the mix of soft, adored-terreiro-baby energy “falaram q eu no terreiro dá vontade de guardar num potinho de tão fofa q sou” with the sharp, slightly menacing edge of someone who casually breaks doors and terrifies in‑laws “arrombei a porta do quarto da minha irmã na maior facilidade”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a classic Gryffindor mix of boldness, confrontation, and protective instinct. When their sister makes a hurtful comment about their body, they explode rather than swallow it, writing “MORRA DIABA demonia n te perguntei nada”, which reflects impulsive, hot-blooded defense of self. They routinely stand up against bigotry and disrespect, e.g. rejecting people questioning their sexuality with “lembrei de quando tava contando como me descobri lésbica e falaram pra eu tentar namorar homem de verdade, vsf porra” and calling out minimizing of lesbian struggles in “eu posto negocio falando q n eh facil ser lésbica aí vem o juninho hetero dizer que ser gay ou bi/pan eh mais fácil. colega vc eh maluco porra?”. There’s also a fearless, chaotic streak in everyday life, like casually saying “meu cunhado agora tem medo de mim depois de ficar sabendo que arrombei a porta do quarto da minha irmã na maior facilidade”, and joking about extreme reactions to League of Legends rage in “vou me matar e vai ser culpa do gustavo q fica jogando de yummi gata demoniaca”. Despite the fiery temper, they’re emotionally open and protective of their community and spiritual path, defending Umbanda against prejudice in “Umbanda foi a única que me deu a mão e me ——”, which fits Gryffindor’s value of courageously standing by one’s beliefs. A skeptic might see some Slytherin bite or Hufflepuff loyalty, but the dominant pattern is loud, confrontational bravery and a readiness to charge into conflict, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Your song
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
Ariadne’s chaotic, funny, and slightly unhinged lesbian energy fits bad idea right? perfectly. She’s dramatic and self-aware, saying things like “vou me matar e vai ser culpa do gustavo q fica jogando de yummi gata demoniaca” and “não vivo sem atentar o juízo pelo menos uma vez por dia”, which mirrors the song’s impulsive, tongue‑in‑cheek recklessness. The way she thirsts over women — “desfem tatuada pretinha bombada e mULLET CACHEADINHO EU MATA pare ja de flertar comigp” and “ai, q mulher” — lines up with the song’s obsessive, can’t‑stay-away vibe. At the same time, she’s dealing with family drama and identity, like “meu pai falando que tava decepcionado comigo pq gosto de mulher” and “No mesmo dia que escuto de um guia que tenho uma aura linda por ter conseguido vencer a depressão”, giving her the emotional intensity Olivia’s songs are known for. The mix of humor, messiness, softness, and resilience makes this track a strong match for her overall vibe.
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