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The user’s constant yearning for love and validation, as seen in "i just wanna be loved the way that i love." and "i need a man who will be obsessed and hopelessly in love with me", mirrors Lisa Simpson’s recurring theme of being a hopeless romantic who often feels alone and misunderstood. Their emotional volatility, expressed in "grief is the worst thing to exist, because what do you mean i’ll never hear her voice again." and "my heart is broken, how do i live?" reflects Lisa’s frequent moments of melancholy and introspection. The user’s self‑identification as an English lit major and "hopeless romantic" aligns with Lisa’s love of literature and music, while their desire for nerdy companionship ("i just want a man who is chalant and nerdy") parallels Lisa’s own nerdy interests. Both exhibit a tendency to seek connection through creative outlets, such as the user’s "new hogwarts run with mods" and Lisa’s passion for playing the saxophone and writing. Finally, the user’s frequent posts about loneliness ("#ihavenofriends so say hi 🩷") echo Lisa’s feeling of being an outsider at school.

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The user shows strong extraversion, constantly reaching out for interaction (e.g., "hey bae, can you kill me? thanks." and "need more val friends :3 dm me for my discord"). Their focus on tangible, present‑moment details like gaming, heartburn, and PC issues ("i hate heartburn, i just wanna be on my pc grinding dbd", "the urge to sell my pc is back") points to sensing. They make decisions driven by personal emotions and relationships, as seen in "i just want a man who is chalant and nerdy…so I can be obsessed back" and "heavy on being loved but only ever being lusted". Finally, they display a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, asking "should i stream again? :3" and saying "i may or may not be playing dead by daylight through a tornado", which aligns with perceiving.

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Twitch Affiliate 🎮 | English Lit major 📚 | Gaming & anime enthusiast | Survived a DBL tornado 🌪️ (yes, really) | DM for collabs– @l0vehales

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, the "Jakura Jolt", blends vodka, strawberry purée, coffee liqueur, ginger syrup, and a dash of edible glitter to capture l0vehales' sweet longing and spicy frustration. The strawberry reflects their constant yearning for love, echoing the tweet "i just wanna be loved the way that i love." The ginger’s bite nods to their complaint "i hate heartburn, i just wanna be on my pc grinding dbd," while coffee liqueur fuels the late‑night gaming vibe they mention in "i may or may not be playing dead by daylight through a tornado." Edible glitter adds the whimsical, TikTok‑style sparkle that matches their love for posting media and aesthetic photos. Together, the drink is both comforting and electrifying, just like their mix of vulnerability and hype.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly seeks personal advantage and resources, as seen in tweets like "only posting this because i care about my education, ily all ... https://gofund.me/16028dc26" and "someone fund me to get this tattoo PLEASE, i would do anything". They also highlight ambition and self‑promotion, celebrating milestones such as "GUYS guess who just got approved for a house!! ME!!!" and expressing a desire for a devoted partner: "i need a man who will be obsessed and hopelessly in love with me". Their language often carries a strategic, self‑serving tone, for example "i’d say a pro to dating me is i have big tits" and "i need a mentally unstable gym nerd to make me hate myself so i can become a gym nerd too". This pattern of pursuing status, resources, and influence aligns most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition and resourcefulness.

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The user constantly expresses a yearning for love and deep loneliness, as shown in tweets like 'i just wanna be loved the way that i love.' and 'my heart is broken, how do i live?'. Their feelings of loss and longing for a partner who will be 'obsessed and hopelessly in love with me' echo the melancholy of Adele's 'Someone Like You', which deals with heartbreak and the wish to find someone similar after a loss. The lyric 'Never mind, I'll find someone like you' mirrors their desire for a reciprocated love despite feeling alone in college, as they say 'i don’t think i’ve ever felt more alone than i have going to college'. The overall tone of sorrow and hope in the song matches the user's self-described 'hopeless romantic' and frequent mentions of grief and isolation.

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