Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about relationships and life, like “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and detailed posts about breakups and confusion.
- Affectionate-supportive: Shows care and pride in others, e.g. praising their mom’s sobriety in “my mom broke the curse by being now 9 years clean… be proud of my mom NOW 😼” and hyping friends’ art in “I have a friend that is slightly addicted to @nyombiegao's art and I'm afraid.”.
- Community-oriented: Enjoys interacting and building connections, shown by multiple following sprees like “FOLLOWING SPREE LET'S SEE WHO FB” and promo tweets such as “FOLLOW OOMF”.
- Humorous-playful: Uses jokes and exaggerated bits, like the parody status tweet “Listen, I’m a BIG account… If you’re a fan just stay that way, okay?” and self-aware loser bingo in “LOSER BINGO! chat I might be a loser...”.
- Values-boundaries: Clearly rejects harmful content involving minors, as in “please if you like little children don't interact and/or don't follow me 😞” and “WHY IS THERE SO MANY SHOTAS LIKERS ON MY TL I DO NOT FUCKING LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm-focused: Frequent glorifying or excited mentions of cutting, such as “IT'S TIME FOR SOME CUTSIES! SH THREAD!!!” and “I was THIRSTY to cut. Golly I need to get back at cutting”.
- Suicidal-thinking: Posts casually about wanting to die, like “highkey wannna kms i feel so embaressed getting back in this acc 💔” and “I'm boutta slit my wrists who dfyck the matches matrix at 8;07 in the morning”.
- Risky-behavior: Discusses self-harm techniques and tools in detail, for example “how can I get white scars… is it deepness is it placement it the blade what am I doing wrong” and “IM A INSIDE THIGH SLICER IS IT DANGEROUS????”.
- Attention-preoccupied: Strong focus on follower counts and reactions, as in “I AM LOSING FOLLOWERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “I don't 'promotwt'... I FOLLOW. And if they don't follow back, I KILL MYSELF.”.
- Emotional-impulsivity: Reacts intensely to stressors and relationships, like planning self-harm over reduced contact “expect a sesh post cuz my boyfriend and I are not talking as much as we used to” and panicking about pool cuts in “PLEASEHELPGELPHELP DO MAGIC SO TOMORROW RAINS”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely resemble Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention‑seeking, funny, and self-destructive, but also oddly loyal and emotional. The user constantly jokes in an edgy, over-the-top way, like saying “I could be a friend or I could be a foe you make the decision and that's all I know” and “Listen, I’m a BIG account, if you have less than 49 followers, I’m just not going to respond 😭”, which fits Bart’s bratty, performative humor. They are impulsive and rebellious about self-harm and rules, e.g. “SCHOOL SESH BCUZ IM A PATHETIC BITCH AND CANT CUT AT HOME (≧▽≦)” and “PATHETHIC SELF HARM THREAD AFTER 34 DAYS CLEAN!!! I was THIRSTY to cut. Golly I need to get back at cutting”, echoing Bart’s constant boundary-pushing taken to a darker extreme. At the same time, they show unexpected softness and attachment, like “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and pride in their mom’s recovery in “my mom broke the curse by being now 9 years clean... be proud of my mom NOW 😼”, paralleling Bart’s hidden deep care for his family and friends. Their mix of dramatic self-loathing, morbid jokes about death, and a need for interaction—seen in “following ppl is tiring because 90% of them are surely inactive 😔” and “i genuinely need low filler shtwt ppl to follow me cuz I don't want to be the only one 😭😭”—feels like a very online, darker, modern Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction, followers, and attention, e.g. “FOLLOWING SPREE LET'S SEE WHO FB” and “following ppl is tiring because 90% of them are surely inactive 😔”, and openly overshare about relationships and school like “guyses what time is it for you? 6 am rn and I'm sitting on my bed BUTTNAKED going thru Twitter instead of getting ready”. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: their timeline is filled with imaginative, dramatic, and exaggerated thoughts rather than grounded practical detail, such as “you don't know how much I love this woman I want to skin her alive and enter her skin and pretend to be her so I can feel that me and her are one and only together forever” and meta-commentary like “I could be a friend or I could be a foe you make the decision and that's all I know”. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions center on emotions, relationships, and personal values, e.g. “sometimes I don't understand my bf… Sometimes he takes care of me, and others he says 'it seems like my effort isn't making a difference' and I'm like, what??” and their anger about shotacon accounts in “please if you like little children don't interact and/or don't follow me 😞”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): impulsive, messy, and unstructured, constantly changing plans and profiles—“FUCK IITTTTT IM CHANGING MY PROFILES”, “I'm boutta just start following everyone I want and not care abt it”—and reacting in the moment like “IM GONNA CUUTTTTTTT NOT AT MY HOME TONIGHT, I GOT NEW BLADES, HELL YEAH”. Altogether, the energetic oversharing, emotional intensity, dramatic language, and spontaneity fit ENFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘chaotic soft artist energy’ and probably drawing or overthinking — can I apply to be the guy you overthink about while you doodle in the margins?
- You ranked the things you used to cut with… I’m just trying to rank the things that make you smile, starting with: 1) your loser bingo tweets, 2) your drawings, 3) the way you say ‘chat’ like you’re on a livestream in my brain.
- Since you posted that ‘BIG account, less than 49 followers don’t deserve a reply’ tweet, I’ve been training my follower count like an RPG stat just so I can unlock the ‘talk to Lexi’ route.
- You once said you might be autistic, you animate, and you’re on shtwt and drawingtwt — statistically speaking, I think we’re one oddly specific Google Form away from being each other’s special interest.
- You begged Twitter to do magic so it would rain and cancel that pool party so nobody saw your cuts; if I had that kind of weather control, I’d use it to give us a perfectly cloudy day, hot fries, your fave playlist, and zero reasons for you to hurt yourself — just reasons to stay and rant to me instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chaotic art gremlin on SHTWT, venting in doodles & overshares. Once agreed to a pool party, forgot about my cuts, and tried to manifest rain.– @l3xish
Your signature cocktail
☆ CUTIE STYRO SPRITZ ☆
The electric blue raspberry soda matches their hyper online chaos and shtwt energy, like “FOLLOWING SPREE LET'S SEE WHO FB” and “IM FINALLY THE AGE I ALWAYS LIED I WAS CHAT”. Pomegranate syrup brings a deep red sweetness that nods to all the self-harm talk and fixation on scars, from “IM A INSIDE THIGH SLICER IS IT DANGEROUS????” to “PATHETHIC SELF HARM THREAD AFTER 34 DAYS CLEAN!!!”. The sparkling yuzu lemonade is bright, sour, and a bit weird—like their mix of soft affection and self-loathing, seen in “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” right next to “highkey wannna kms i feel so embaressed getting back in this acc 💔”. Edible silver glitter captures their dramatic, performative timeline (“LOSER BINGO! chat I might be a loser...” link) and their aesthetic side as a drawing/shtwt account (“ﾟ ⋆ ﾟ ☂︎ ⋆ ﾟ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ʚ☆ɞ L3XI ✦”). Finally, the crushed ice with strawberry streaks is a visual metaphor for the repeated “sesh” posts like “SCHOOL SESH BCUZ IM A PATHETIC BITCH AND CANT CUT AT HOME (≧▽≦)” while still being playful and harmless—everything looks intense, but it’s just a pretty drink in the end.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are attachment, loyalty, and a strong need for connection rather than ambition or pure intellect. They constantly frame themselves in terms of relationships and being there for others, like worrying about their boyfriend and posting things such as “sometimes I don't understand my bf. I often have struggles to tell what I'm going thru and like/repost videos so he sees it and asks what's going on. Sometimes he takes care of me, and others he says 'it seems like my effort isn't making a difference' and I'm like, what??”. They’re eager to make and keep mutuals, showing a very Hufflepuff "friends = instant joy" mindset in “ﾟ ⋆ ﾟ … IFB (friends = instant joy) … probably drawing or overthinking” and their behavior in “FOLLOWING SPREE LET'S SEE WHO FB”. Even when angry or distressed, they show a strong sense of fairness and boundaries about what’s right and wrong, for example in “please if you like little children don't interact and/or don't follow me 😞”. While they can be impulsive and self-destructive, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style long-term ambition or Ravenclaw-like analytical focus; their emotional, clingy, and community-oriented nature aligns most with a chaotic but deeply people-focused Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. The track captures a mix of dark humor, self-destructive urges, and vulnerable teenage confusion that mirrors tweets like “IM GONNA CUUTTTTT NOT AT MY HOME TONIGHT, I GOT NEW BLADES, HELL YEAH” and “PATHETHIC SELF HARM THREAD AFTER 34 DAYS CLEAN!!! ... Golly I need to get back at cutting”. Teen Idle is about wanting to be a "teen idle"/"queen of the damned," which matches their self-deprecating, theatrical way of talking about themselves as a “loser” in “sesh after sesh omg I'm a loser” and craving visibility in “Reposting cuz I gen need some more visibility and I'm SO bored.”. The song also channels feeling misunderstood and melodramatic about love and relationships, echoing posts like “sometimes I don't understand my bf…” and the whiplash between “I BROKE UP AND 4 DAYS AFTER MY BREAKUP SOMEONE CONFESSED TO ME??? WHAT” and “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Their chaotic soft-artist persona from “chaotic soft artist energy” also fits MARINA’s dramatic, hyper-emotional pop style, making Teen Idle an especially fitting match.
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