Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, detailed enthusiasm for series like Fire Emblem, Pokémon, and Mass Effect, e.g. “I don't think they're gonna announce a new z a/sv dlc on pokemon day BUTTTTTTTT I'm very hopeful…” and multiple CYL discussion tweets.
- Media literate: Engages critically with writing, lore, and adaptation choices, like analyzing collectors’ lore in Mass Effect in “there were collectors who survived mass effect 2… incredibly important lore” and critiquing Lysithea’s FEH quote in “it still pisses me off they made the new lysithea alt… 'down with the empire!'”.
- Socially aware: Calls out misogyny and victim-blaming, e.g. “At what point do we acknowledge that the American left has a severe problem with misogyny…” and “So it took several women coming out about #that freak for people to start entertaining the idea of… believing Blake?”.
- Humoristic voice: Uses hyperbole and memes for comedic effect, like “Captain toad is an industry plant I'll never fuck with him sorry!” and “How it felt seeing claude's boob window”.
- Loyal advocate: Consistently defends favorite characters and ships, as in “Seeing a lot of posts the last few days about how kaidan is the most hated mass effect character and idk who needs to hear this but... overshadowed by his counterpart does NOT mean hated” and repeated campaigning in CYL tweets like “My perfect cyl 10 is azura, kurt, diamant and shez…”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses extreme, violent phrasing toward others, e.g. “Every Justin baldoni supporter should kill themselves btw” and “Some of you need to die im being so serious”.
- Personal aggression: Targets individuals with intense insults rather than just critiquing actions, such as “I feel so sorry for her piggy pussy.” and “I want to beat the straight one from that ice hockey show to death with a rock”.
- Escalatory tone: Tends to escalate conflicts dramatically, like blocking over fandom AU ideas in “talking about a three houses x heated rivalry au is too fucking far I need you GONE.” and reacting to subtweets in “Mind you I haven't said a word since our initial argument yet here she comes subtweeting”.
- Crude sexualization: Often expresses desires in very explicit or graphic ways, e.g. “I want to **** owain's ****” and “The concept of sniffing chrom's armpit”, which can alienate some readers.
- Harsh generalizations: Makes broad, contemptuous statements about groups, such as “Vivian isnt even a bad mario charsvter its just that 90% of her fans are chasers” and “I would be more tolerant of Ash ketchum fans if they were in any way fucking normal”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: very online, smart, and politically/opinionated while still being an unapologetic nerd about their interests. Like Lisa, they openly call out misogyny and leftist hypocrisy, e.g. “At what point do we acknowledge that the American left has a severe problem with misogyny bc why are yall arguing that everything going on in the country rn is kamala's fault...” and “So it took several women coming out about #that freak for people to start entertaining the idea of (not even fully commiting to) believing Blake? But im supposed to believe yall 'support victims'?”. They’re also deeply nerdy and hyperfixated on specific franchises in a very Lisa way, constantly talking about Fire Emblem and Mass Effect like in “Mass effect 5 in production AND they have the woke writers from andromeda, anthem, and dragon age on the team still oh kaidan you're about to shine once again” and “The concept of edelgard's current popularity rivaling lucina's at the peak of Awakening...”. There’s also that mix of moral seriousness and snarky, sometimes harsh humour Lisa often has as a teen/young adult caricature, seen in posts like “We are going through gamergate 2.0 but with queer people instead of women except literally nobody gives a fuck...” and “Every Justin baldoni supporter should kill themselves btw”. Overall, they read as a more chronically-online, queer, adult Lisa: principled, media-literate, a little mean, and obsessed with their favorite games and characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E) because their timeline is highly social and interaction‑oriented: they’re constantly subtweeting, arguing, and talking about "oomfs" and people on their TL, e.g. blocking someone over a ship AU in “Just had to block someone on the tl…” and complaining that a "brotheship oddball is STILL tweeting about me" in this post. They lean Intuition (N) given their focus on patterns, media meta, and big-picture discourse instead of concrete daily life: they analyze fandom trends like the Mario community shifting after Game Theory in “It's incredibly easy to pinpoint thr EXACT moment the mario online community started to go downhill…” and talk about Gamergate 2.0 dynamics in “We are going through gamergate 2.0 but with queer people instead of women…”. Their values-led, emotionally charged judgments suggest Feeling (F): they rant about misogyny and victim support in posts like “At what point do we acknowledge that the American left has a severe problem with misogyny…” and “So it took several women coming out about #that freak for people to start entertaining the idea of (not even fully commiting to) believing Blake?”, often framing issues in moral/emotional terms rather than detached logic. Their tone is blunt and incendiary (e.g. “Every Justin baldoni supporter should kill themselves btw”), but the underlying basis is about ethics, loyalty to victims, and queerness, which is very F-coded. Finally, they look Perceiving (P): they gush impulsively about games and media as the mood hits (“Why is every video game suddenly boring........”, “I will NOT buy feh pass for claude… I will NOT…”) and treat decisions (like picking up Marvel Rivals or joining Reddit) in a spontaneous, vibes-based way (“I don't play marvel rivals but I might have to pick it up for that new spiderman skin…”, “Wait maybe I SHOULD get into reddit bc i didnt realise the mass effect subreddit basically worships kaidan.......”). Taken together—highly social, idea- and discourse-focused, values-driven, and impulsive—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You forgetting to vote your 7th CYL hero just tells me you’re too busy carrying the entire Azura/Tsubasa/Sigurd agenda on your back—need someone to remind you of deadlines… and maybe remind you how hot your taste is?
- You hyperventilating over Iris’s Pokémon TCG full art is cute and all, but have you considered a full‑art alt of us on a date where the only attack is ‘Continuous Gay Panic’?
- You saying Mass Effect 2 is your least favourite but the most fun is kind of how I feel about myself: deeply flawed, occasionally chaotic, but if you squad up with me you’re gonna have a stupid amount of fun.
- Since your perfect CYL10 is Azura, Kurt, Diamant and Shez, I volunteer as the secret 5th unit: colourless infantry simp, PRF skill ‘No More Men In CYL (Except Me)’. Summon me for guaranteed good takes and Kaidan-positive discourse.
- You training up a Bowser amiibo, arguing over Edelgard’s CYL projections, and crying over Kaidan all on the same timeline… I don’t want to sniff Chrom’s armpit, I just want to be your canon romance route.
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Your new Twitter bio
Adult gamer yelling about Fire Emblem, Pokémon & Mass Effect. Once bought a Bowser amiibo just to train it for tournaments that don’t even exist near me.– @labiamajorasmas
Your signature cocktail
Hyperventilating Mouthbreather Mana Burst
Overproof spiced rum captures how aggressively and unapologetically they go off about media and politics, like when they say “Some of you need to die im being so serious” and “Every Justin baldoni supporter should kill themselves btw”. Sour cherry liqueur stands for the delicious bitterness in their fandom takes, from calling Sylvain "the misogynistic pig" in “This is definitely azura and tsubasa'a year... The misogynistic pig will probably win” to dragging Ash stans in “I would be more tolerant of Ash ketchum fans if they were in any way fucking normal”. Blue curaçao is the loud, nerdy gaming/FEH/mass effect core of their personality, echoing “Mass effect 5 in production... oh kaidan you're about to shine once again” and the CELEBRATORY screaming of “BLACK EAGLE EDELGAED OH WE WON”. Grapefruit bitters reflect their sharp, acidic media criticism when they drag celebs in “It's kinda crazy to me that your racism and sexual assault allegations can be completely forgotten by releasing one (1) mediocre album” and pick apart hypocrisy in “At what point do we acknowledge that the American left has a severe problem with misogyny”. The glittery energy drink splash mirrors their hyper online chaos and excitement, as seen when they go feral over TCG art in “GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING” and their all-caps meltdown like “FUGSBJDJDJDKXNDKSKDNDNDODKDN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. This ends up as a strong, sweet-sour, neon mess of a drink—intense, opinionated, and impossible to ignore, just like their timeline and their proudly chaotic bio claim of being a “famed mouthbreather #fetwitter #pkmntwt #masseffectwt IM AN ADULT.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style boldness and a tendency to confront things head-on, especially around justice and calling out harm. For example, they sharply denounce abusers and their defenders, writing about a celebrity, “'The final nail should have been years ago when she married that rapist murderer, harassed his victim, and had a baby with him. When she bailed her child rapist brother out of prison.'” and later, “'So it took several women coming out about #that freak for people to start entertaining the idea of (not even fully commiting to) believing Blake? But im supposed to believe yall 'support victims'? Some of you need to die im being so serious'.” Their willingness to say “'Every Justin baldoni supporter should kill themselves btw'” and “'Some of you need to die im being so serious'” shows impulsive, extreme rhetoric more typical of hot-headed Gryffindors than calculating Slytherins. They also frequently frame issues as moral battles—critiquing misogyny on the left and defending women and queer people, as in “'At what point do we acknowledge that the American left has a severe problem with misogyny bc why are yall arguing that everything going on in the country rn is kamala's fault...'” and “'We are going through gamergate 2.0 but with queer people instead of women...'.” Even outside politics, they treat fandom debates like righteous causes, e.g., savagely criticizing fans and communities they think are behaving badly: “'I would be more tolerant of Ash ketchum fans if they were in any way fucking normal instead of treating this 11 year old anime kid like he was some untouchable god just saying'.” While they are witty and media-savvy, the dominant traits are moral ferocity, confrontational courage, and an impulsive readiness to escalate, all of which align most closely with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Venus Fly Trap - MARINA
A bold, unapologetic, slightly unhinged pop song like Venus Fly Trap fits them perfectly: they’re sharp, opinionated, and very online, mixing media nerdiness with ruthless callouts. They gleefully drag public figures and fandoms, like when they say “Every Justin baldoni supporter should kill themselves btw” and tear into hypocritical "woke" celebrities in posts like “The concept of jameela jamil branding herself as an ultra woke radfem…”. The song’s theme of embracing being seen as "too much" fits their self-aware chaos, reflected in their bio “i may be stupid, but at least I'm not ❤️ famed mouthbreather” and horny-gremlin gaming posts like “I want to **** owain's ****” and “The concept of sniffing chrom's armpit”. MARINA’s refusal to tone herself down for respectability politics mirrors how they talk about politics and misogyny, for example “At what point do we acknowledge that the American left has a severe problem with misogyny…” and their long-running rants about people not believing victims like Blake Lively in “So it took several women coming out about #that freak…”. Overall, Venus Fly Trap’s mix of camp, defiance, and self-conscious villain energy suits a Mass Effect/Kaidan stan who cheerfully brands themselves a “famed mouthbreather” while starting fights over Fire Emblem and Pokémon lore.
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