Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Prays and advocates for suffering civilians, e.g. “اللهم لطفك بأهل الفاشر” and “اللهم انصرهم و أمن خوفهم و اطعم جوعهم. #الفاشر_تموت_جوعاََ”.
- Politically_engaged: Follows and comments deeply on Sudan’s war and regional politics, e.g. “حرب سلطة دي في سياقاته الأولى ممكن... دا اسمه إحتلال كامل الدسم و تطهير عرقي.”.
- Loyal_supporter: Shows strong, consistent support for his side in conflicts and for teams like Real Madrid and Al-Ittihad, e.g. “HALA MADRID” and “عالي عالي يا إتحاد 💛🖤 #الاتحاد_الهلال”.
- Culturally_literate: Quotes poetry and classical lines in Arabic and English, e.g. “أمشي ثقيلًا، كأني على موعد مع إحدى الخسارات. محمود درويش” and “' Man trip not on mountains, but they stumble upon stones'”.
- Humorous_witty: Uses sarcasm and playful exaggeration, e.g. mocking coaches and players in “الله يحرق دمك يا انشيلوتي زي ما حرقت دمي” and “انشيلوتي من الملعب يمشي بيتهم طوالي”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh_language: Uses strong insults and profanity, e.g. “Fuck Israel and i pray they are showered with a rain of hell and endless sorrow and pain” and “والله مهازل تشاد تقل أدبه هسي الجنوبيين يقلوا في أدبهم”.
- Dehumanizing_rhetoric: Speaks about opponents in militaristic and vengeful terms, e.g. “مزيدا من الصناديق يا إلهي.” and cheering airstrikes in “اضرب يا طيار اضرررب”.
- Aggressive_polarization: Frames conflicts in absolute ‘us vs them’ terms, e.g. “الدولة السودانية تكون او لا تكون” and mocking fleeing enemies in “الناس ديل بعد يصلوهم حينطو البحر”.
- Impulsive_reactions: Responds to sports and politics with intense, instant emotion, e.g. “Vini out 🤬” and “من هسي و لحدي ما يشوتو البوكس دا من مدريد ما ح احضر ليهم دقيقة وحده”.
- Limited_diplomacy: Rarely tries to find middle ground or conciliatory language, preferring ridicule or dismissal, e.g. “دا ما سلوك فردي غايتو دي مجتمعات عديل من كباره لصغاره” and mocking leaders in “اقسم بالله لا انا لا حميدتي فاهمين حاجة”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user mixes sharp political and moral awareness with introspection and literature. They show a strong sense of justice and outrage at oppression, for example condemning atrocities and foreign interference in Sudan with tweets like “#جرائم_الدعم_السريع #الامارات_تقتل_السودانيين” and “حرب سلطة دي في سياقاته الأولى ممكن... دا اسمه إحتلال كامل الدسم و تطهير عرقي.”. Like Lisa, they combine this politics with culture and poetry, quoting Mahmoud Darwish in “أمشي ثقيلًا، كأني على موعد مع إحدى الخسارات. محمود درويش” and reflecting on language in “'لغةٌ بها حسنُ البيانِ تَوالى شرفًا... #اليوم_العالمي_للغه_العربيه”. There is also emotional sensitivity and empathy, for instance in “I've delt with cancer patients many times, but today's 3 years old girl left a mark.”. At the same time, they’re passionate and opinionated about sports and tactics, such as critiquing Real Madrid decisions in “الله يحرق دمك يا انشيلوتي زي ما حرقت دمي”, which echoes Lisa’s intense, sometimes exasperated engagement with the things she cares about.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They show a strong outward focus on debate, conflict, and rallying others, which fits Extraversion (E). They frequently address broad political and social events, celebrate group victories, and call for collective action, as in the assertive cheerleading of the army and state in tweets like “حكومة الخرطوم رغم أنف بن زايد و حاشيته✊🏾” and “اضرب يا طيار اضرررب”, rather than focusing on private, solitary life. Their content reflects Intuition (N) via big-picture framing of war, occupation, and statehood, e.g. calling the conflict “إحتلال كامل الدسم و تطهير عرقي” and saying it’s now about whether “الدولة السودانية تكون او لا تكون” in this tweet, as well as frequent use of poetry and metaphor like “أمشي ثقيلًا، كأني على موعد مع إحدى الخسارات”. Their tone is characteristically Thinking (T): blunt, combative, and principle-focused rather than tactful or harmony-seeking, for example “Fuck Israel and i pray they are showered with a rain of hell and endless sorrow and pain”, calling Ancelotti “مؤذي” and saying “الله يحرق دمك يا انشيلوتي زي ما حرقت دمي” in this tweet, and mocking opponents or governments as cowardly or incompetent in tweets like “البائس في الموضوع إنو المتحكم في أمورنا هو البرهان”. Finally, they display a clear Judging (J) preference: they like closure, decisive outcomes, and structured, almost strategic framing of events, supporting strong military solutions and seeing processes as moving toward definitive ends, such as “هذا و قد تم إنفاذ اتفاق جدة بالقوة العسكرية بطرد ميليشيا آل دقسو من كامل ولاية الخرطوم.” and confident, evaluative statements like “Best football player in the world.”. The mix of outward energy, big-picture political framing, harsh logical judgments, and preference for decisive, forceful action aligns most closely with ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You quote Darwish, cheer for Solo Leveling, and shout HALA MADRID while praying for Sudan and Syria… are you sure you’re not just my algorithm’s way of saying ‘this is your final boss of compatible souls’?
- You said ‘Rodrygo >>> Vini’ and cursed Ancelotti like a true Madridista—how about we test your tactics: you be the coach, I’ll be the striker, and we see if this chemistry is worthy of a Champions League night?
- You pray for أهل الفاشر, remember مجزرة القيادة العامة, and still carry a soft spot for a 3‑year‑old cancer patient you treated—forget ‘best football player in the world’; the best heart in the world is clearly playing in Sudan.
- You walk heavy ‘like you’re on a date with one of the losses’—how about we rewrite that Mahmoud Darwish line together: tonight you walk lightly, because your appointment is with one very determined admirer instead of خسارة.
- You celebrate #ردع_العدوان in Syria, dream of طرد الميليشيا من الخرطوم, and still find time to roast the UAE and Vini—if you can fight occupation, endure war, and survive Ancelotti’s line‑ups, I’m pretty sure you can handle going out with me.
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Sudanese, oncology ward regular, war witness & football addict. Once paused a Real Madrid rant to pray for El Fasher—faith and fury in one timeline.– @laborious_17
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Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a confrontational courage and readiness to fight for what they believe is right, even in dangerous contexts. They openly support military action against militias and celebrate their defeat with battle-like enthusiasm, e.g. cheering on airstrikes in “اضرب يا طيار اضرررب” and describing the ejection of militias as implementing an agreement “by military force” in “هذا و قد تم إنفاذ اتفاق جدة بالقوة العسكرية بطرد ميليشيا آل دقسو من كامل ولاية الخرطوم.”, which reflects a Gryffindor-style valor in conflict. They also show moral bravery and willingness to call out atrocities directly, using strong language and naming perpetrators in posts like “#جرائم_الدعم_السريع #الامارات_تقتل_السودانيين” and “لا حول ولا قوة الا بالله #جرائم_الدعم_السريع”. Their admiration for strength and defiance – for example “القوة القوة لا بارك الله في الضعف” – points to valuing courage over prudence. Although there is loyalty and grief for martyrs in tweets like “تقبل الله الشهداء الأكارم 💚 #ذكرى_مجزرة_القيادة_العامة”, the dominant pattern is bold, combative defense of their people and principles, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Viva la Vida - Coldplay
A fitting song for them is Viva la Vida by Coldplay, with its themes of fallen kingdoms, struggle, and reflection amid chaos. Their timeline is filled with war, resistance, and the cost of power, like when they write about Sudan’s conflict and ethnic cleansing: “دا اسمه إحتلال كامل الدسم و تطهير عرقي… الكلام بقى إنو الدولة السودانية تكون او لا تكون.”. They also frequently honor martyrs and sacrifice, echoing the song’s sense of lost glory and heavy consequence: “تقبل الله الشهداء الأكارم 💚 #ذكرى_مجزرة_القيادة_العامة” and “ربح البيع أبا حمزة”. Their bio, “My name it means nothing, my fortune is less,” strongly mirrors the song’s narrator who once "ruled the world" but is now powerless and reflective. Even in lighter tweets about football and anime, there’s an undercurrent of frustration and resilience, such as “البائس في الموضوع إنو المتحكم في أمورنا هو البرهان”, reinforcing the song’s tone of disillusionment with those in power and longing for justice.
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