Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Consistent: Posts frequently and actively engages with others, e.g. constant replies and quote-tweets like “stop vaguetweeting”.
- Direct: States opinions bluntly without ambiguity, such as “all hetalia fans consume is bullshit nothing else”.
- Community-aware: Clearly follows specific subcultures/fandoms (hetalia, vtubers, object shows) and ongoing drama, e.g. “kami DOXXED carlota and theyre celebrating it”.
- Thematically-focused: Timeline revolves around art, fandom discourse, and specific users, like multiple callouts of @rochuglazer and hetalia-related art such as “yes this is my art i love france”.
- Humor-driven: Many posts are framed as jokes or mocking commentary, e.g. “cambodia does not exist in real life” and “wordle dog”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly-abrasive: Frequent use of insults and slurs, e.g. “youre a fat retard” and “all vtubers are retarded and their fans are brainless cattle”.
- Harassment-prone: Repeatedly targets individuals with hostility, such as “why are you even alive” and “you're a coward for blocking me and your art sucks”.
- Discriminatory: Uses demeaning language about nationalities and groups, e.g. “youre from afghanistan you have problems that are way bigger than this” and “romerica fans are barely animals let alone humans”.
- Violence-glorifying: Advocates or jokes about extreme harm, like bio “Male amputation and decapitation advocate” and “i want you castrated in a pakistani chair factory”.
- Dismissive-mentalhealth: Invalidates mental health issues, e.g. “BPD is not real, focus on yourself instead” and calling people “schizo retard” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper-critical, condescending, and obsessed with niche fandoms. Like Comic Book Guy nitpicking everything, they constantly insult others’ work and tastes, calling posts “the shittiest account on this app” and saying “your art is insanely ugly”. Their feed is full of harsh, over-the-top judgments that mirror Comic Book Guy’s dramatic put-downs, such as “cringe retard bullshit” and “all hetalia fans consume is bullshit nothing else”. They also show deep involvement in specific online subcultures (Hetalia, stantwt, proship discourse), similar to Comic Book Guy’s obsessive investment in comics and sci-fi. Even their pseudo-intellectual or pedantic moments, like the liver failure copypasta in “Liver failure is the severe, life threatening deterioration of liver function…”, echo his tendency to pontificate while still being mean-spirited.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: their entire account is outward‑facing, constantly provoking and engaging others, e.g. calling people out with quotes like “cornball deactivate” and directly addressing multiple users such as “unblock me i miss you @yousefplum”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing; they often talk in generalizations and meta‑takes about fandom culture and online behavior, like “retarded twitter users obsession with fat people is the exact same as redditors obsession with femboys” and “stantwt has always had the worst memes, gifs and vocab”, showing a preference for patterns and concepts over concrete details. They are strongly Thinking: their style is blunt, critical, and argument‑oriented rather than conciliatory, using harsh evaluations like “your art is insanely ugly”, “all vtubers are retarded and their fans are brainless cattle”, and “BPD is not real, focus on yourself instead”. The Perceiving preference shows in their spontaneous, reactive tweeting style: they fire off many in‑the‑moment replies like “just saying anything” and “just doing way too much its unbelievable”, with little sign of planning or structured threads (even criticizing others for not threading in “you couldve just put them all in a thread”). Taken together—argumentative engagement with others, pattern‑based meta commentary, sharp logical/judgmental tone, and impulsive posting—this aligns most closely with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said generic Hetalia artstyle ‘promotes and glorifies jaundice,’ so if I start looking yellow around you, just know it’s because my liver can’t handle how sick your art is.
- You keep bullying everyone’s ‘shitty art’ and still drop ‘my new art 😊 made with AI’—can I be the one organic thing in your life that actually passes your standards?
- You said ‘retarded twitter users’ obsession with fat people is like redditors’ femboy obsession; luckily I’m just obsessed with one specific Somali-based male amputation advocate with 7 kids and a terrifyingly good sense of humor.
- You told @keepyoucl0se ‘noo your skin isnt paper’—good, because every time you quote-tweet someone I feel like you’re cutting through steel; mind using that same energy to carve out a little space for me on your timeline?
- You said ‘society if canada and romano never existed’ and posted utopia—be honest, in your ideal AU are we mutuals, subtweeting everyone else and eating good every day together?
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist and media critic from Mogadishu. I draw countries, roast bad takes, and overthink fandom drama. Once argued with a bot for 2 hours.– @labubuholism
Your signature cocktail
The Cornball Castration
This cocktail hits like an unfiltered quote-tweet, built strong with overproof dark rum to match the sheer aggression of lines like "if you find this funny you are not human and i want you castrated in a pakistani chair factory" and "why are you even alive". Bitter Campari captures their relentless contempt for bad art and corny jokes, like "your art is insanely ugly" and "cringe retard bullshit". Tamarind’s sharp sourness mirrors the way they call out fandom nonsense and racism, as in "romerica fans are barely animals let alone humans" and "why are you racist stop @rochuglazer". The chili-salted rim represents their constant, abrasive sting—tweets like "cornball deactivate" and "all vtubers are retarded and their fans are brainless cattle" burn the second you touch them. Finally, a splash of coconut water nods to the "loving mother of 7 from Somalia" in their bio and the occasional softer side like "unblock me i miss you @yousefplum", making the drink oddly refreshing beneath all the venom.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: ruthlessness, aggression, and a relentless desire to win social conflicts. They repeatedly try to dominate and humiliate others, e.g. calling someone “the shittiest account on this app” in “the shittiest account on this app” and telling another user “why are you even alive” in “why are you even alive”. Their bio, describing themselves as a “Male amputation and decapitation advocate,” combined with tweets like “if you find this funny you are not human and i want you castrated in a pakistani chair factory”, shows a flair for cruel extremity rather than fair play or kindness. They are also very strategic and targeted in who they attack—calling out specific accounts and fandom subgroups, such as “romerica fans are barely animals let alone humans” and “all vtubers are retarded and their fans are brainless cattle” in “all vtubers are retarded and their fans are brainless cattle”. Underneath the insults there is a consistent pattern of positioning themselves as the sharp, superior critic of everyone else, as in “retarded twitter users obsession with fat people is the exact same as redditors obsession with femboys”, which aligns with Slytherin’s pride and desire to stand above the crowd. While there are flashes of ideological concern, such as accusing someone of racism in “your skin whitening products will never satisfy you, your self racism is just as bad as actual racism and white supremacy @rochuglazer”, the dominant pattern is weaponizing rhetoric to assert status and power, a quintessentially Slytherin way of engaging with others.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The chaotic, confrontational tone of Bury a Friend fits this account’s aggressive, abrasive online persona. They constantly dehumanize others and lean into disturbing imagery, like calling someone a “fat retard” in “youre a fat retard” and saying they want people “castrated in a pakistani chair factory” in “if you find this funny you are not human and i want you castrated in a pakistani chair factory”. The song’s lyrics about being a monster and probing the listener’s discomfort mirror how they seem to enjoy provoking others with insults such as “why are you even alive” and “all vtubers are retarded and their fans are brainless cattle”. Even their bio, describing themself as a “Male amputation and decapitation advocate,” matches the song’s eerie, violent edge and fascination with the grotesque. Overall, the song’s unsettling, hostile energy and themes of being the villain align closely with how this user presents themself on the timeline.
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