Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Shows affection and celebrates others, like wishing a friend happy birthday with clear warmth in “HAPPY BRITHJDHAY BRO I love you Adri.”
- Community‑oriented: Engages with mutuals, asks about private followers and friend codes, and cares about shared spaces, as in “do the private accounts following me want a FB” and “add me i change my displayname a lot so umm jusgt ignore that”
- Humorous critic: Uses sarcasm and jokes to comment on content and platforms, e.g. roasting YouTube formats in “hate when youtube videos are like 'this is why X does Y...'” and mocking trends in “STOP PUTTING THAT ROCKET MONKEYS BULLSHIT ON MY TL...”
- Socially aware: Calls out problematic behavior and defends boundaries, like warning minors about fetish content in “CAN MY FURRY OOMFS STOP PUTTING FETISH CONTENT ON MY FUCKING TIMELINE OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL MINORS!!!!!!!!!!!!” and critiquing stigma around disorders in “i think the world would be a better place if neurotypicals stopped demonising every single disorder...”
- Emotionally honest: Open about mental health and interpersonal struggles, such as discussing BPD and attachment in “having bpd but being unable to feel love due to past trauma is so fucking weird...” and acknowledging concern from others in “theres people in here actually looking out for me and offering alternatives...”
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm rhetoric: Frequently uses suicidal and self‑harm language in exaggerated or joking contexts, e.g. “IM BLOCKING ALL OF YOU AND KILLING MYSELF”, “I'm going to kill myself”, and “Because of you @Roblox I am now harming myself in real life.”
- Hostile phrasing: Resort to aggressive wording when frustrated, such as “STOP PUTTING THAT ROCKET MONKEYS BULLSHIT ON MY TL YOU GUYS ARE ENTERTAINED BY ANYTHING” and “shut the fuck UUUUPPPP”, which can escalate conflict.
- Obsession focus: Leans into fixation dynamics in ways that may be unhealthy, e.g. “having bpd but being unable to feel love... i'll just obsess over them” and intense statements like “I NEED HIM. SO BAD. I'LL KILL MYSELF”
- Drama‑amplifying: Publicly escalates online conflicts or controversies, such as invoking police in “Please help me. I'm being harassed. I don't know what to do anymore. @911 @police please help ME” and participating heavily in curse/hex discourse toward a platform figure in multiple “DAVID” posts like “There is no going back, David, these curses will know each and every one of your blood cells...”
- Boundary volatility: Expresses love and then intense fear of abandonment or hostility toward the same audience, like the rapid emotional switch in “THANK YOU 💕💕 I love you so mu bpd mode kicks in fuck....Anon...dont ever leave me...” and the threatful tone in “well can you do it already you've left us waiting long enough”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, dramatic, and funny but ultimately soft-hearted with their friends. Like Bart’s over-the-top antics, they constantly escalate jokes into faux-melodrama, e.g. “Because of you @Roblox I am now harming myself in real life. I'm going to die because of you.” and “IM BLOCKING ALL OF YOU AND KILLING MYSELF”, clearly played for comedic exaggeration. Their trolling energy and love of chaos show in curses and mock-threats toward Roblox’s CEO, like “DAVID YOU WILL SUFFER” and the repeated hex-posting. At the same time, they’re openly emotional and attached to their social circle, as seen in “goodnight everyone #lovemyoomfs” and “HAPPY BRITHJDHAY BRO I love you Adri.”, which mirrors Bart’s hidden sincerity under his prankster exterior. Their self-aware comments about BPD and insecurity, like “having bpd but being unable to feel love due to past trauma is so fucking weird”, also fit Bart’s mix of bravado and deeper emotional struggles.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, address their followers directly, and enjoy being in the middle of online social drama and jokes, e.g. complaining about their timeline and moots in “you make ONE post about roblox avatars and then everyone and their grandmas come running to the replies…” and asking private accounts if they want interaction in “do the private accounts following me want a FB”. Their style is highly iNtuitive: they enjoy surreal bits, symbolism, and abstract/cryptic posts like the hex/curse threads about David Baszucki in “There is no going back, David, these curses will know each and every one of your blood cells by self assigned name…” and the encoded/binary posts in “01010100,01101000,01100101… FEB.19TH.26.”, focusing more on concepts and vibes than concrete facts. They read as Feeling-dominant: they talk openly about BPD and emotional swings in “having bpd but being unable to feel love due to past trauma is so fucking weird…”, react intensely and dramatically to situations (e.g. “Because of you @Roblox I am now harming myself in real life. I'm going to die because of you.”), and get passionate about moral/comfort boundaries like DNI and minors seeing fetish content in “CAN MY FURRY OOMFS STOP PUTTING FETISH CONTENT ON MY FUCKING TIMELINE OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL MINORS!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and gimmick-based rather than structured, as seen in the sudden shift to and from the ‘David’ curse gimmick in “okay so for anyone who followed me for the david gimmick just know i'm changing my account back to normal after all of this is over” and the spontaneous over-the-top reactions like “3 hit tweets in the past week what if i start getting industry plant allegations”. This combination of highly social online presence, abstract/bit-heavy humor, emotional intensity, and spontaneity fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can hex David Baszucki with half the passion you put into “FEB.19.26”, imagine what kind of love spell you could cast on me—wanna test your cursecraft on something softer than Roblox HQ?
- You said you’re not killing yourself over Roblox, which is good, because I fully plan on dragging you into a FNAF Eternal Nights lobby and emotionally attaching myself to you like one of those cursed animatronics.
- Every time you tweet about your oomfs or drop a #lovemyoomfs goodnight post, my brain goes ‘damn, I want to be the one they overthink about for 10 minutes before hitting send.’
- You’re out here defending Labubu usernames, threatening Baszucki, and live‑tweeting about being forced to listen to Sprunki Dogs—clearly you protect what you love. Any chance you could add “me” to that lineup?
- You joke about being groomed by darkshipperanons and having BPD brain, but honestly, the way I’m imprinting on your David death‑cult gimmick arc and your unhinged robloxtwt rants might be the real pathology here—can we trauma‑bond in DMs instead?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Thistle | minor artist & multifandom ranter | once live-tweeted a Roblox curse saga by accident & now I’m stuck in the lore forever– @LabubuMonikaGay
Your signature cocktail
Thistle’s Hexxed Labubu Fizz
Electric blue raspberry soda captures their chaotic, neon online presence and Roblox/Internet core vibes, like when they scream about Roblox updates in “oh i cannot wait for robloxs big update!”. Sour cherry liqueur adds an intense, sharp sweetness that mirrors their dramatic, hyperbolic threats such as “IM BLOCKING ALL OF YOU AND KILLING MYSELF” and “Because of you @Roblox I am now harming myself in real life.”. Lavender syrup represents the softer, anxious, BPD-coded side beneath the chaos, like when they talk about relationships and mental health in “having bpd but being unable to feel love due to past trauma…”. A splash of energy drink reflects their constant high-energy posting and caps-lock rants, from “PERIASTRONPERIASTRONPERIASTRONPERIASTRONPERIASTRON…” to “THIS LINEUP ?!??!?!”. The pop rocks rim is the chaotic, explosive finishing touch, evoking their cursed hexposting era about David Baszucki like “DAVID YOU WILL SUFFER” and the glitchy curse-text in “ả̶͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡l̷̡̚͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡l̶̜̾͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡.̴̓͟͟͟͜͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡t̶̖̂͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡h̷͖̓͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡e̴̖̊͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡y̴͟͠͡͠e̷͟͠͡͠.̵̥͌͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡a̴̧͘͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡r̴͓̈͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡ė̸̹͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡.̴̛̬͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡p̵͔̐͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡e̸͔̋͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡e̸͟͟͠͡͠͡l̷͕̍͟͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡͠͡ì̷͟͟͟͠͡͠͡͠͡ng h͟͠͡e͟͠͡l͟͠͡p”. Overall, it’s a strong, sweet-sour, experimental drink that feels like getting jump-scared by a mentally ill meme thread and then being handed a heartfelt “goodnight everyone #lovemyoomfs” in this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, intensity, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they think is wrong or unfair. When they see minors posting fetish content, they call it out bluntly and publicly rather than quietly muting it, yelling at their own timeline in “CAN MY FURRY OOMFS STOP PUTTING FETISH CONTENT ON MY FUCKING TIMELINE OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL MINORS!!!!!!!!!!!!STOOOOOOOOOOP”, which is a very confrontational, crusading style. They also dive headfirst into dramatic, over-the-top campaigns like the hexing/"cursing" of David Baszucki, participating in posts such as “There is no going back, David, these curses will know each and every one of your blood cells by self assigned name until they all cease to exist.” and “DAVID YOU WILL SUFFER”, which reflects a flair for dramatic moral opposition typical of Gryffindor. Their emotional volatility and habit of expressing self-destructive thoughts in big, performative ways (e.g. “IM BLOCKING ALL OF YOU AND KILLING MYSELF” and the satirical Roblox self-harm tweets like “Because of you @Roblox I am now harming myself in real life. I'm going to die because of you.”) read more as impulsive emotional outbursts than calculated manipulation. While they are witty and creative, their defining traits here are their loud moral stances, readiness to jump into conflict, and dramatic courage in calling things out, which align most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, since it captures the chaotic, dramatic, and darkly humorous energy they radiate as a very online minor. Their timeline swings between over-the-top threats and jokes like “IM BLOCKING ALL OF YOU AND KILLING MYSELF” and “Because of you @Roblox I am now harming myself in real life. I'm going to die because of you.”, which mirrors the song’s exaggerated angst and frustration with the world. They’re outspoken about being a minor and about fandom and internet culture, seen in “minor | AMA links in ext + pinned | Multifandom enjoyer” and rants like “CAN MY FURRY OOMFS STOP PUTTING FETISH CONTENT ON MY FUCKING TIMELINE OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL MINORS!!!!!!!!!!!!”, echoing the song’s theme of young people pushed to the edge by their environment. The way they mix self-deprecation, mental health talk, and humor—such as “having bpd but being unable to feel love due to past trauma is so fucking weird”—matches the song’s blend of bitterness and defiant, sarcastic energy. Overall, Teenagers reflects both their volatile emotional tone and their rebellious, hyper-online teen persona.
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