Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes outdated or unhealthy content and chooses to start fresh, explaining this in detail in “I made a new acc! @Laceylostalot… has posts I don’t agree with anymore”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and bodily humor to cope and connect, like joking in “I fully just sharted myself.. i don’t know what to do?!” and “take the liquor away from me”.
- Creative: Creates fanart and themed threads, e.g. “Fanart for @tarablogging I hope you like it🕷️🕸️🖤” and a structured “accountability thread♥️// Hello Kitty Diet”.
- Engaging: Actively prompts interaction with bingo cards, surveys, and challenges like “do my bingo!🖤🖤… comment for empty template #edtwt” and “What have we eaten today so far😋?”.
- Empathetic: Tries to protect a friend’s recovery by accepting food to avoid triggering her, as shared in “when im with my friend and she offers me food I never turn it down because she used to be disordered”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly glorifies harming habits like heavy restriction and self-endangerment, e.g. “I would nail my tongue into the WALL to reach my gw”.
- Substance-dependent: Relies heavily on alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs, as in “the drugs have taken over… drug induced psychosis” and repeated blackout drinking in “I have been drunk for the past 3 days”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight, BMI, and body parts in distressing ways, like “unpinning at bmi 16 (^_−)−☆” and “I neeeed a thigh gap, my legs r so fat”.
- Risk-taking: Engages in physically risky behavior while intoxicated or high, such as “I need to stop getting high and walking my dog at night, i swear every car wants me dead” and severe alcohol incidents in “I was unconscious… laying in my own vomit btw”.
- Negative self-image: Frequently calls herself fat and disgusting despite low BMI and external validation, seen in “hi so kill me im fat” and “oh my goddd i’m so fat help i want to disappear”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Lacey most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is impulsive, self-destructive at times, and uses humor to cope with chaos. Like Bart’s love of trouble and risky stunts, Lacey openly chases danger with substances and jokes about it, e.g. “the drugs have taken over🤯 if i’m inactive for a hot sec pls don’t leave i’m just in a drug induced psychosis” and “I want to be emaciated and hard drugs,.. what can I say, I’m just a girl💕”. There’s a rebellious, performative edge in things like “Vodka calories don’t count… 🦅🎆🇺🇸” and “my desperate ass messaged the plug TWELVE times in the span of two hours holy crap”, echoing Bart’s constant rule-breaking and thrill-seeking. At the same time, she shows flashes of vulnerability and low self-worth beneath the bravado, similar to Bart’s hidden insecurity, in tweets like “im tired, and hungry, and I want to cry” and “oh my goddd i’m so fat help i want to disappear🙈🙈”. Overall, her mix of dark humor, self-sabotage, and underlying pain fits Bart far better than any of the more stable or earnest characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently describe parties, getting drunk, hanging out with friends, and social interactions, e.g. “i was at a party with my friend and they were serving ice cream…” and “Would you drink with me and go shopping?”, showing strong outward engagement and a desire to connect. Their focus is Sensing: they talk in concrete detail about calories, cigarettes, exact weights and bites, like “wieiad 876 cals I shouldn’t have eaten the bar but I was feeling dizzy., ugh” and “I think I have covid, my cigarettes taste like toothpaste”, rather than abstract theories. They appear strongly Feeling: decisions and self-talk are driven by emotions, body image and relationships (e.g. “oh my goddd i’m so fat help i want to disappear🙈🙈” and “bro when im with my friend and she offers me food I never turn it down because she used to be disordered and I dont want to trigger her”), prioritizing how people feel over logical cost‑benefit. Lastly, they read as Perceiving: their lifestyle is impulsive, chaotic, and flexible, with binge-drinking and drug use (“the drugs have taken over🤯 if i’m inactive for a hot sec pls don’t leave i’m just in a drug induced psychosis”) and spontaneous decisions like considering Doordash biking because “I get paid to EXERCISE!!” (link), suggesting loose structure rather than rigid planning. Overall, this pattern fits ESFP: highly social, present-focused, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d nail your tongue into the wall to reach your GW… I’m just asking if, instead, you’d settle for using it to help me talk shit about BMI charts over vodka that ‘doesn’t count’.
- You + Pink Whitney + cross country + cigarettes sounds like a medical emergency, but if you ever want a safer combo, we could swap the pack-a-day for a walk-and-talk date where the only thing we’re burning is 700 cals worth of gossip.
- Low‑key obsessed with how you turned ‘I sharted myself and sat on the toilet for 20 minutes’ into content and then immediately went back to posting wieiads—if you can survive that level of humiliation, I feel like you could survive going out with me.
- Hunter x Hunter, IBIZA dreams, drunk hammock lore, and a mom who wants to do a week-long fast with you… you do realize your life already sounds like a chaotic anime? I’m just trying to audition for the role of mildly supportive, mildly enabling love interest in season 2.
- You celebrate new low weights and escaping BMI 18 jail, but honestly the wildest glow-up on your account is how you went from ‘fat arms and no collarbones’ to tank-top confidence—if you ever want a break from edtwt numbers, I’d love to take you somewhere you only have to count how many coins you can stack on your collarbone while I stare in awe.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cross-country runner, caffeine enthusiast & aspiring DoorDash biker. Once brought my vape into the ocean and regretted it immediately.– @laceylaxabuser
Your signature cocktail
The Alcoholic Era Elixir
The Alcoholic Era Elixir starts with a hard vodka base to mirror how often they’re blackout-level drunk and self-aware about it, like when they said “the alcoholic and anorexic in me are at at war” and “sorry for inactivity I have been drunk for the past 3 days”. Cold brew with vanilla nods to the hyper, wired grind of wieiads and workouts, plus the constant coffee protein shake mentions like “Favourite drink coffee protein shake”. A cinnamon-raisin syrup sweetly references their soft spot for comfort carbs in “i am obsessed with cinnamon raisin toast”, but controlled and measured, unlike the chaotic binge/fast cycles. Pink soda brings in their messy, flirty, party-girl vibe—think “Vodka calories don’t count…” and the wild drunk hammock saga in “take the liquor away from me”. The tiny pinch of sea salt is for the underlying exhaustion, self-deprecation, and ED turmoil beneath the cute layout, like when they admit “im tired, and hungry, and I want to cry” and celebrate new lows with “NEW LW BC!! how should I celebrate?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lacey shows strong Slytherin traits, especially ambition and extreme goal-orientation around weight and body image. She frames her goals in ruthless terms, saying things like “I NEED to weigh less than my opp (she’s 3 inches shorter than me) IM ONE LB(0.5 kg) AWAY” and even, when asked hypothetically, “I would nail my tongue into the WALL to reach my gw”. That willingness to endure harm for an objective, and the competitive framing of her body versus an "opp," are classic Slytherin ambition and rivalry. She is also highly resourceful and opportunistic in unhealthy ways, celebrating things like, “MY MOM WANTS TO DO A WEEK FAST WITH ME CUZ SHE WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY🤩 JACKPOT JACKPOT. she’s taking the week off.. we are serious”, turning a random situation into an advantage for her aims. Even her joking self-description, “I want to be emaciated and hard drugs,.. what can I say, I’m just a girl💕”, shows a dark, self-preservational focus on identity and image over safety, which fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
A song that fits them best is Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oasis, because their online persona revolves around self-destructive coping, partying, and chasing an edgy sense of identity. They openly embrace substances, calling themselves in their bio “alcoholic era🦴” and tweeting things like “the alcoholic and anorexic in me are at at war” and “Vodka calories don’t count…”. The track’s gritty, reckless vibe mirrors posts such as “somebody slap me for thinking I could smoke a pack and day and do cross country” and “I neeeed to stop drinking, I always black out and then realize I ate like 1000 cals in one sitting”. The song is about numbing yourself and trying to feel alive through excess, which reflects their blend of humor and crisis in tweets like “the drugs have taken over🤯 if i’m inactive for a hot sec pls don’t leave i’m just in a drug induced psychosis”.
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