Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Illustrator: She produces original 3D and 2D art, often sharing pieces like her “Rough recreation of a flashback” and participating in “this challenge”.
- Analytical Fan: She looks beyond surface-level tropes to analyze character dynamics, such as why Pantalone “approves his projects before anyone else's”.
- Bilingual Communicator: She seamlessly switches between English and Spanish to express deeper emotions, noting “esto lo tengo que decir en español” for sentiment.
- Community Supporter: She actively promotes other creators, recommending “A collision in slow motion” and sharing a “compilation of oneshots” inspired by her ideas.
- Self-Awareness: She recognizes her own biases and frequently labels her posts as “delusional theory” or “shipping lenses”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Self-Confidence: She admits to being “too self conscious” and deleting her creative work because of it.
- Doomposting Tendency: She struggles with negativity regarding game leaks or fandom opinions, later apologizing for a “doompost” that made her upset.
- Workplace Distraction: She admits to “reading smut at my corporate job” and searching for references “from my shift” instead of working.
- Hyperfixation Brainrot: By her own bio's admission, she is “Brainrotting” and has been “baited for years” by a single ship.
- Conflict Sensitivity: She expresses significant distress over social media interactions, such as when an artist “insta blocked me” for her shipping preferences.
Your Simpsons character
Smithers
Much like Waylon Smithers, LaCinnamona is defined by a deep, unwavering devotion to a powerful and morally ambiguous figure, specifically the Genshin Impact villain Dottore. She describes herself as a “Dottore yume” and spends much of her time “Brainrotting” about his partnership with Pantalone, mirroring Smithers' obsession with Mr. Burns' business and personal affairs. She even notes the dynamic of a subordinate and a billionaire, joking about Dottore “dándolo todo por una despensa cuando su marido es billonario”. Her tendency to balance a professional “corporate job” while privately indulging in “smut” and fan-theories creates a perfect parallel to Smithers' dual life as a buttoned-up executive and a passionate collector/fanboy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Canela exhibits Introversion through her self-consciousness and preference for solitary creative pursuits, noted when she “had to delete that AU” because she felt too exposed. Her Intuition is evident in her extensive theorizing and “brainrotting” over abstract character dynamics, such as her “delusional Dttlne theory” regarding future plot points. She leans toward Feeling, prioritizing emotional resonance and personal values in her ships, as seen when she expresses “sentimiento” over how certain characters are portrayed. Finally, her Perceiving trait is shown by her spontaneous creative process, “saving all the references” while at work rather than following a rigid schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Pantalone? Because I’m ready to approve all your projects and grant you unlimited funding without looking at a single spreadsheet.
- If Dottore's lipstick is blue and yours is crimson, I'd love to help you make some purple tonight.
- I promise I’m not a fixed dynamic shipper—I’m willing to be as versatile as your Dottolone headcanons just to keep you from blocking me.
- Forget the tax benefits and court immunity; I’d marry you just so we can be a couple of assholes and watch Hades catch strays together.
- You don't need a delusional theory to know we’d be peak; I’d follow you into a Bakugan-style portal any day just to be your Shadow.
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28yo 3D Illustrator & animator. Exploring villainous dynamics through art. Fun fact: I was nicknamed 'little cinnamon stick' in the ICU, and I’ve been here ever since.– @LaCinnamona
Your signature cocktail
The Billionaire’s Research Grant
This cocktail is a experimental mix of luxury and madness, perfectly capturing a user who spends their days “brainrotting about🪙🧪” and yearning for “villain x villain yaoibait”. The mezcal and cinnamon pay tribute to the user's name and roots, while the blue and gold aesthetics mirror their obsession with the “Dottolone” dynamic. It’s a strong, complex drink inspired by the theory that “Pantalone choose to work with him” and handles the funding for Dottore's most unhinged projects. Much like the user’s favorite fanfics, it might include a “mini Dottore” garnish or hints of “somnophilia” for those who enjoy the darker side of the Fatui.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Canela exhibits a strong alignment with Slytherin traits, particularly through her fascination with ambition, resourcefulness, and morally complex power dynamics. She explicitly celebrates the 'villain x villain' archetype, “hoping they are menaces and a couple of assholes,” and appreciates characters who are “equal to or worse” than the primary antagonist rather than being victims. Her analytical approach to Pantalone’s status suggests an appreciation for cunning, as she theorizes he “chooses to stay at the 9th spot to appear less threatening” while remaining powerful. Furthermore, her focus on the strategic “business partnership” and tax-benefit-driven marriage headcanons underscores a worldview rooted in resourcefulness and mutual gain.
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Your song
Money, Money, Money - ABBA
This song perfectly captures the user's intense obsession with the dynamic between the Fatui's banker, Pantalone, and the mad scientist, Dottore. Canela frequently focuses on the financial power play and the 'business partnership' theme, such as when she describes Pantalone “convincing Dottore to marry him for 'business purposes'” to secure tax benefits and funding. The lyrics mirror her headcanon that Pantalone “approves Dottore's projects over everyone else's”, effectively making them a high-stakes power couple fueled by wealth. Her fixation on Dottore going to the bank or Pantalone “happily paying attention” to his associate fits the song's theatrical, money-centric energy. Ultimately, it suits a profile that has spent nearly four years “brainrotting about” the intersection of villainy, science, and the billionaire lifestyle.
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