Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Frequently gushes about interests like Outlast Trials and Dr. Easterman, e.g. “Outlast trials has infested my mind and i cant stop thinking about it…” and “Hello guys im already planning on making more yumeslop we need to spread the easterdam agenda…”.
- Creative: Produces art, doodles, and fanfic, such as “Prime assets doodle page guess who my fav is”, “Drew clyde perry for the first time what do we think guys”, and “i decided to write my first fanfic”.
- Humorous: Uses playful jokes and wordplay, like “Outlast trials how about u outlast deez nuts am i right lads” and “Easterdam’s relationship dynamic is basically equivalent to someone believing the stripper actually loves them”.
- Openly-selfexpressive: Shares personal feelings and niche interests openly, e.g. “I have selfship art of me and dr easterman but im too embarrassed to post it” and detailed self-intro in “☆ pronouns: he/him… ☆ fav drink: strawberry banana smoothie…”.
- Community-oriented: Actively seeks interaction and mutuals, as in “#promotwt #moothunt… i post art and I’m a selective easterman yumeshipper ! ♡ / ↻ to be moots ^^” and asking others about interests like “Who here likes björk 👀👀👀👀 cuz i friggin loovee björk”.
Weaknesses:
- Sleep-hygiene: Regularly stays up too late despite early obligations, e.g. “Its 1:36 am i need to wake up at 6 am tomorrow” and “Its 2am. Im still up. Fml.”.
- Academic-distraction: Struggles to focus on schoolwork due to fandom interests, as in “Im trying to study cuz i have a big exam coming up tomorrow but i keep thinking of dr easterman help me im getting distracted”.
- Social-anxiety: Feels nervous initiating interaction, shown by “Im so bad at making oomfs i just follow someone and hope they follow back without even talking to them cuz im too scared”.
- Validation-seeking: Gets discouraged by low engagement, e.g. “Every time i post my art i get a ton of views but then like 2 likes what the fuck guys” and deleting selfship art after “2 days of no traction”.
- Overfixation: Focus on a single character/fandom dominates thoughts and time, as in “Ive spent all day doodling random shit and thinking of easterman and literally just doing nothing” and “Outlast trials has infested my mind and i cant stop thinking about it”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: energetic, mischievous, and very online but with a soft, creative side. Like Bart, they lean into chaotic humor and horny jokes, as seen in posts like “Outlast trials how about u outlast deez nuts am i right lads or am i right lads” and “I wanna get easterman pregnant”. They’re clearly a bored, distractible teen who’d rather fixate on their special interests than focus on school, e.g. “Im trying to study cuz i have a big exam coming up tomorrow but i keep thinking of dr easterman help me im getting distracted” and “Outlast trials has infested my mind and i cant stop thinking about it i think about it at school and in bed and while im watching tv this is SERIOUS !”. At the same time, there’s an insecure, attention-craving streak under the jokes, similar to Bart wanting validation, shown in “Every time i post my art i get a ton of views but then like 2 likes what the fuck guys” and “i have selfship art of me and dr easterman but im too embarrassed to post it”. Their loud fandom obsession and selfship antics, like “Hello guys im already planning on making more yumeslop we need to spread the easterdam agenda and get me like famous or smth heh”, feel very Bart-core: attention-seeking, funny, and unashamedly extra.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities (drawing, watching movies, gaming) and online parasocial/self‑ship worlds rather than real‑life social events, e.g. stressing about making mutuals (“Im so bad at making oomfs i just follow someone and hope they follow back without even talking to them cuz im too scared”) and celebrating days without school so they can stay home consuming fandom content (“i get to consume more outlast trials content instead of doing homework”). They strongly favor Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they build elaborate headcanons and relationship dynamics around Dr. Easterman, like imagining transfem versions and movie‑inspired dynamics (“now im thinking of transfem easterman hmmmm”, “easterdam’s relationship is very much inspired by the movie secretary”), showing a focus on possibilities and symbolism rather than just in‑game facts. Their decision style is clearly Feeling (F): posts are emotionally charged and value‑driven, from self‑deprecating art worries (“i feel like i cant capture his beauty.. sigh..”) to mood‑centric complaints about boredom and exhaustion (“Guys im insanely bored”, “Im so tired but i dont wanna sleep shhhh”). They read as distinctly Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and go with the flow rather than sticking to plans, as seen in cramming or being distracted before exams (“i have a big exam coming up tomorrow but i keep thinking of dr easterman help me im getting distracted”), changing creative plans last‑minute (“i know i said i’d work on that one drawing but i decided to write my first fanfic”), and frequently being up far too late without self‑enforced structure (“Its 2am. Im still up. Fml.”). Put together, this blend of introspective fandom immersion, imaginative headcanons, emotional expressiveness, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if Easterdam is ‘someone believing the stripper actually loves them,’ where do I sign up to be the delusional one who thinks the Easterman selfshipper actually loves *me*?
- You’re out here wanting to get Easterman pregnant and I’m just over here like: we could at least co‑parent your Outlast persona together first, y’know, pacing ourselves.
- You said The Piano Teacher, Secretary, and Easterdam are your vibe… should I be taking notes, or will you just mark my paper in red and tell me to ‘try that again, sweetheart’?
- Every time you complain about getting tons of art views and only a couple likes, I feel personally called out—because I’m the one who keeps staring at your drawings like ‘wow’ and forgetting to actually hit the like button.
- You keep tweeting that you’re bored at 2 a.m., thinking about Dr. Easterman instead of sleeping—if you ever want a study buddy / insomnia partner who also hyperfixates, I volunteer as your next intrusive thought.
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Your new Twitter bio
Adam | 16 | he/him | draws way too much Outlast Trials & Pitt fanart, studies way too little. Once stayed up till 2am just to tweak Easterman’s hair.– @lack0fsurprise
Your signature cocktail
The Easterdam Self-Ship Sour
The strawberry-banana smoothie base (spiked with vodka) nods to their fave drink and secretly chaotic side, mixing softness with bite, just like their bio energy and this tweet about themselves: “☆ fav drink: strawberry banana smoothie…”. A bitter herbal liqueur represents the slightly jaded, exhausted student vibes of staying up too late and hating school while still grinding, as seen in “Its 1:36 am i need to wake up at 6 am tomorrow goodnight everynyan” and “Nevermind i do have school tomorrow fml”. The fizzy energy drink topper is their hyperfixation brain fizzing with Outlast Trials and easterman thoughts 24/7, echoing “Outlast trials has infested my mind and i cant stop thinking about it…” and “Im trying to study cuz i have a big exam coming up tomorrow but i keep thinking of dr easterman help me im getting distracted”. A popping candy rim captures their horny, unfiltered, gremlin posting style—sweet, loud, and a bit feral—matching tweets like “Love hearing easterman groaning and moaning in my ear” and “I wanna get easterman pregnant”. Finally, the fig slice garnish is a nod to their favorite fig-green aesthetic and artsy, self-shipping romanticism, reflected in “fav colors: dark blue and also fig green” and their self-ship confession: “I have selfship art of me and dr easterman but im too embarrassed to post it”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Adam shows strong Ravenclaw traits through his creativity, niche interests, and introspective humor. He’s constantly creating and refining art, as seen in tweets like “Prime assets doodle page guess who my fav is #outlasttrials #outlasttwt”, “This is the most ive drawn in months i think #outlasttrials #TheOutlastTrials”, and his ongoing tweaks to designs such as “I felt he looked too moe in the previous drawing so i made a few tweaks and stuff”. He cares about understanding and perfecting details (e.g., character design and hair studies) in tweets like “Easterman doodle to study hair idk i think it looks pretty ok but i also feel like i cant capture his beauty.. sigh..” and “Another easterman hair doodle.. i think it looks better than the last one but i still gotta work on it hmm”, which fits the Ravenclaw tendency toward refinement and analysis. His media tastes skew cerebral and artsy (e.g., “Finally about to watch the piano teacher ✌️” and “Nobody cares but if u havent noticed easterdam’s relationship is very much inspired by the movie secretary”), showing a taste for complex, psychologically layered narratives. He’s also self-aware and a bit socially anxious rather than brash or domineering, as in “Im so bad at making oomfs i just follow someone and hope they follow back without even talking to them cuz im too scared”, which fits Ravenclaw’s more inward, thoughtful vibe rather than Gryffindor or Slytherin boldness. Overall, the combination of sustained creative focus, analytical tweaking, and niche, brainy interests points most strongly to Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Hyperballad - Björk
A fitting song for Adam is Hyperballad by Björk. They openly gush about Björk — “Who here likes björk 👀👀👀👀 cuz i friggin loovee björk” — so choosing one of her songs reflects their own taste as well as their personality. Hyperballad is about having an intense inner world and using fantasies as a coping mechanism, which mirrors how Adam constantly escapes into fandom and selfshipping, like calling Dr Easterman their spouse and posting “Happy new years from my beautiful wife dr easterman”. Their timeline shows obsessive, all-consuming fixation — “Outlast trials has infested my mind and i cant stop thinking about it i think about it at school and in bed and while im watching tv this is SERIOUS !” — much like the song’s spiraling, repetitive thoughts. The blend of tenderness, intensity, and slightly unhinged devotion in Hyperballad fits their yumeshipping, horny-funny posting and emotional investment in characters, such as “I have selfship art of me and dr easterman but im too embarrassed to post it heh” and “Hello guys im already planning on making more yumeslop we need to spread the easterdam agenda”.
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