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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, irreverent, but clearly passionate about the things they love. Their timeline is full of playful rage and trolling energy, like “NOIS VAI TE MATAR RIOT KK” and “vai se fuder todo mundo kk”, which fits Bart’s constant rebellion against authority and systems. The way they clown on others, e.g. “vcs passam cada vergonha” and “q cara nojenta eu me mataria nmrl”, mirrors Bart’s talent for mockery and shitposting. At the same time, they’re deeply into games and esports, ranting about TFT, LoL and Pain Gaming like in “ODEIO ESSA PORRA DE APRIMORAMENTO PQ NEGO PEGA E NEM BATE AI FICA COM 100 DE HP INUTIL NA TORRE”, which feels like Bart obsessing over Krusty, Itchy & Scratchy, and video games. Their mix of over-the-top drama (“da nem vontade de viver vendo isso”) and goofy enthusiasm (“oba oba oba”) is very Bart: loud emotions, but ultimately playful rather than genuinely bitter.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solitary activities like TFT and LoL rather than social events, and even when they mention others it's usually via online scenes or esports, e.g. staying up gaming and complaining about queues like “viado so queria jogar um aram desordem” and “achei que ia dormir cedo hj mas acho q n”. They lean intuitive (N) because they frequently exaggerate and dramatize beyond concrete facts, expressing big-picture feelings and hyperbole like “da nem vontade de viver vendo isso” and attaching identity to videos or characters in an abstract way, as in “sou esse video”. Their tone is strongly feeling (F): reactions are emotional, value-laden, and relational rather than logical, such as “essa red me deixa triste e me faz gargalhar ao mesmo tempo” and the self-revealing frustration in “eu quero escutar o album do exo mas to com tanta raiva no peito”. Finally, they read as perceiving (P): their life seems spontaneous and unstructured—waking up at noon to play TFT as in “nada melhor doq acordar meio dia abrir o tft e isso acontecer” and deciding sleep times on the fly like “achei que ia dormir cedo hj mas acho q n”. They rarely talk about plans or schedules and frequently react in-the-moment to games, players, or dramas (e.g. sudden swings of hype and rage in “NAO HYPEM A LOS MDS NAO NAO”), fitting an adaptable, go-with-the-flow P style. Taken together—emotionally intense, identity- and feeling-focused, somewhat private, and highly spontaneous—the profile best matches INFP.

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League/TFT enjoyer with a pink mouse and a broken S key. I injure my hand, flame my teams, then queue again. Opinions mine, tilt included.– @lactobacile

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This cocktail is a chaotic burst of gamer energy, starting with a cachaça shot for that Brazilian tilt rage like “vou me estressar nao” right before they obviously get stressed anyway. An espresso splash keeps them awake at unholy hours, echoing “isso eh hora de ta acordada” and all-night TFT/LoL sessions. Guaraná soda brings hyper, bubbly sweetness that fits tweets like “oba oba oba” and their constant laughing fits such as “to rindo mt”. A shot of pitanga or passion fruit syrup represents their intense stan/“tesão” moments in posts like “q tesao” and “tesao”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture gives a spicy burn for their vicious, foul-mouthed honesty in tweets like “vai se fuder todo mundo kk” and the pure rage of “ODEIO ESSA PORRA DE APRIMORAMENTO”, making the drink brash, funny, and a little bit unhinged—just like the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by intense competitiveness, salt, and a survivalist humor that aligns much more with Slytherin than any other house. They show a ruthless, almost gleeful edge when talking about others, e.g. calling someone "esse gordinho ta pedindo pra ser cozido" and saying "q cara nojenta eu me mataria nmrl", which reflects a sharp, cutting, self‑preserving stance rather than Hufflepuff patience or Gryffindor idealism. Their relationship with games like LoL and TFT is hyper‑competitive and results‑oriented: "so to sendo vice no tft ta brutal" and "ODEIO ESSA PORRA DE APRIMORAMENTO PQ NEGO PEGA E NEM BATE AI FICA COM 100 DE HP INUTIL NA TORRE" show obsession with advantage, efficiency, and winning. Even when joking about Riot or teams, it’s framed as them versus the world: "nois vai te matar riot kk" and "vai se fuder todo mundo kk", a very Slytherin us‑against‑them energy. There’s some loyalty and affection ("pior q o bull eh gente boa", "amo mt ele poucos entendem"), but it’s reserved for a select inner circle, another classic Slytherin trait rather than broad Hufflepuff warmth.

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The song antisocial fits them because it’s about being chaotic, blunt, and wanting to be left alone while still enjoying your own world, just like their timeline full of gaming, rage, and dry humor. They constantly bounce between frustration and jokes, like when they say “MACHUQUEI MINHA MAO E A PAIN AINDA PERDEU legal mn ta dando tudo certo msm” and “vou me estressar nao”, mirroring the song’s mix of annoyance and shrugging it off. Their timeline is full of sharp comments at people and things — “vcs passam cada vergonha”, “nojo desse bostal”, “vai se fuder todo mundo kk” — which matches the song’s unapologetic attitude. At the same time, they clearly prefer their own niche comforts like TFT and k-pop, shown in “to voltando mn saiam das filas do tft” and “voltando a escutar key por causa do superstarsm”, echoing the song’s theme of wanting distance from people while vibing in their own space. Overall, the track’s energy, irritation, and self-contained vibe line up with their mix of gamer rage, stan energy, and antisocial humor.

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