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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they express intense loneliness and longing for affection, as seen in tweets like “I just want to find love mate” and “I only wanted to be loved. I was always waiting, waiting for somebody to love me.”. There’s a strong sense of insecurity and self-dislike, similar to Milhouse’s low self-esteem, in posts such as “I don't like the man who i've became I hate it” and “i'm so fucking tired of me life mate”. Their dramatic, sometimes dark emotional swings—“Fuck My Life To Death” and “About to end it all 😎”—echo Milhouse’s over-the-top reactions to rejection and feeling left out. At the same time, their nerdy/gamer interests and pop-culture references, like “I HAVE THE NEED TO GAMBLE IN SKINCLUB” and “just found out why otacon is named otacon”, fit Milhouse’s awkward, dorky vibe. Overall, they resemble Milhouse: emotionally fragile, often sad, craving love and acceptance, but still clinging to hobbies and fandoms to cope.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: many tweets describe feeling distant, lonely, or apart from others, like “me siento muy distinto a mis amigos hermano siento que no les gusta estar cerca de mi nse hola” and “My life is so fucking boring compared to my friends.”, which suggest an inward, self-comparative focus rather than a socially energized one. Their language is strongly intuitive (N), centering on abstract, existential ideas and metaphorical phrasing rather than concrete facts, e.g. “All we are is dust in the wind” and “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory Is this where it gets me? On my feet, several feet ahead of me?”. They clearly lean feeling (F): they foreground emotional pain, longing and relationships far more than logic or debate, as in “I only wanted to be loved. I was always waiting, waiting for somebody to love me.” and “I just want to find love mate”. Their life appears spontaneous and emotionally driven rather than structured, pointing to perceiving (P): they talk about impulsive behaviors like gambling/opening cases (“I have to stop opening cases”, “I HAVE THE NEED TO GAMBLE IN SKINCLUB”) and being overwhelmed rather than organized, as in “i'm so fucking tired of everything”. Putting this together—introverted, idealistic, deeply emotional, and not very structured—the profile best fits INFP, the sensitive, introspective idealist preoccupied with meaning, love, and inner conflict, seen repeatedly in tweets like “I don't like the man who i've became I hate it” and “We are just two people, give me one more day i’ma spend it with you”.

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Teenage film + book enjoyer trying to pass exams and unlock CS2 skins. Once opened 10 cases in a row and only got blues—still here, still queuing.– @LagartoCordova

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This cocktail is built on smoky bourbon for that heavy, dramatic vibe of “Fuck My Life To Death” and “i'm so fucking tired of everything”. A dose of amaro adds deep bitterness, echoing lines like “Prayin’ my death arrives soon enough 🙏🙏” and “I want to end it all for real”. Salted caramel syrup brings a touch of sweetness and self-aware softness, hinting at the romantic, vulnerable posts like “I just want to find love mate” and “Me enamoré”. A shot of cold brew coffee matches the exhausted, wired energy of “I’m so fucking tired” and “new year and i'm in the Same Ol' Situation fuck this shit”. The scorched orange peel is the final cinematic flourish for someone who tweets “Absolute Cinema” and peppers their timeline with dramatic quotes like “Why are we still here?” and “All we are is dust in the wind”. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly experimental twist on a classic—just like their feed: dark, funny, romantic, and a little bit on fire.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Hufflepuff-style emotional loyalty and longing for connection. They repeatedly express a deep desire for love and closeness, as in “I just want to find love mate” and “I only wanted to be loved. I was always waiting, waiting for somebody to love me.”, which points to valuing relationships above all. Their sadness about friendships, like “me siento muy distinto a mis amigos hermano siento que no les gusta estar cerca de mi nse hola” and “My life is so fucking boring compared to my friends.”, suggests they measure their worth by how connected they are to others, a very Hufflepuff trait. Even in despair, they remain attached to people and memories, such as “te extraño más que la mierda tata” and the gentle romanticism of “Just want to wake up to this”. While there are no strong signs of Ravenclaw curiosity, Gryffindor bravado, or Slytherin ambition, their persistent craving for love, belonging, and emotional security fits best with Hufflepuff’s core values.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures feeling out of place, self‑loathing, and a desperate desire to be loved. They repeatedly express exhaustion and alienation, like “i'm so fucking tired of everything”, “I feel so distant… fuck this shit man”, and “me siento muy distinto a mis amigos hermano siento que no les gusta estar cerca de mi nse hola”, echoing the song’s outsider theme. The darker, self-destructive edge of Creep also resonates with posts like “I want to end it all for real”, “Prayin’ my death arrives soon enough 🙏🙏”, and “Fuck My Life To Death”. At the same time, Creep is fundamentally about yearning for connection and love, which fits tweets such as “I just want to find love mate” and “I only wanted to be loved. I was always waiting, waiting for somebody to love me.”. This combination of self-hatred, loneliness, and longing is what makes Creep a strong match for their online persona.

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