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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson embodies a mix of ignorance and impulsivity, often making outlandish comments without considering the consequences. Similarly, @LagboatUK's tweets reveal a brash and aggressive attitude, particularly seen in statements like 'Fuck Anthony Joshua you are shit. Total Remigration.' This reflects Homer's ability to get caught up in his emotions and express them loudly. Additionally, Homer's intolerance towards change and outsiders resonates with @LagboatUK's tweets, such as 'This is why they will never belong here or be one of us.' The combination of impulsive reactions and a strong sense of misguided patriotism makes Homer a fitting comparison.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays strong extraversion, constantly broadcasting provocative messages such as 'Organise something, I'll come with you. DM me.' and 'Every person should watch Nick Fuentes show tonight.' Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented conspiracies like 'Biggest farce ever this Population nonsense. Just like Global Warming' and 'I want a Revolution and a genocide' shows an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by cold logic and analysis, for example 'The odds for under 2.5 rounds is way, way too high and I've never seen the Bookmakers leave themselves that exposed.' The rapid, impulsive posting style with terse remarks like 'Cuck.' and frequent meme bursts such as '😂😂😂😂😂' reflects a perceiving (P) attitude rather than structured planning.

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Boxing & MMA enthusiast, political commentator, Londoner. Famous for heated debates—once sparred with a YouTuber for 20 mins and still won.– @LagboatUK

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The Remigration Rumble mixes hard rye whiskey with bitter absinthe to echo the user’s aggressive nationalism, as seen in "Fuck Anthony Joshua you are shit. Total Remigration." The hot sauce and smoked paprika give a burning heat that mirrors the violent calls for a "Military Coup" and "genocide". The black charcoal syrup darkens the drink, reflecting the user’s bleak, hate‑filled outlook like "This is why they will never belong here or be one of us." The cocktail’s strong, bitter finish captures the relentless, confrontational tone of tweets such as "The Army need to perform a Military Coup. Take control of the government, the public are with you." It’s a drink that’s unapologetically bold, just like the user’s profanity‑laden, extremist posts.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently expresses a desire for power, control, and radical change, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, they tweet "The Army need to perform a Military Coup. Take control of the government, the public are with you. Put the civil servants, NGOs & Politicians on trial and publicly execute any found guilty" indicating a drive to seize authority. They also write "I want a Revolution and a genocide" showing ruthless ambition. Their promotion of extremist influencers, as in "Every person should watch Nick Fuentes show tonight... The greatest Political analysis I've ever heard," demonstrates strategic manipulation. These traits fit Slytherin more than Gryffindor's bravery, Hufflepuff's loyalty, or Ravenclaw's wisdom.

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The song 'This Is How We Do It' reflects the brash and unapologetic attitude shown in @LagboatUK's tweets. Their repeated calls for 'Remigration' and disdain for perceived societal norms, as in the tweet 'If you still support Israel after this you are not human,' show a confidence in their beliefs that aligns with the celebratory and defiant vibe of the song. Additionally, the assertive nature of their comments, such as 'Jake Paul is legit. Fair play to him,' echoes the confidence and party atmosphere of Montell Jordan's classic. The overarching theme of enjoying life while being true to oneself ties back to the carefree nature expressed in both the tweets and the song.

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