Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like comparing her house smell to “culo” in “amo cuando las casas tienen su olor mi casa debe oler a culo” and joking about leaving a thief inside in “yo cuando sali corriendo y deje al chorro adentro de mi casa”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings, from excitement in “YELLOWJACKETS A LAS 5 RAHHHH” to sadness in “jeeeesus christ im so blue all the timeee”.
- Nostalgic: Frequently reflects on past phases, like her It obsession in “tiktok cada un par de meses me recuerda mi etapa fan de it y me deprime” and childhood games in “acabo de encontrar todos los juegos de starsue que jugaba cuando era chiquita estoy muy feliz”.
- Pop-culture-savvy: Shows broad media interests: Avicii in “estoy segura de que el mundo estaría mejor si avicci siguiera vivo”, Yellowjackets in “si no es pq se suicidó el coach me mato”, and Gravity Falls in “i think a gravity falls rewatch would heal me”.
- Affectionate-fan: Expresses strong admiration for artists, like Dillom in “sali de velez (más) enamorada de dillom 💋” and Paul Dano in “amo que todos amen a paul dano se lo merece el tipazo🙏🙏”.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic: Often frames situations negatively, such as “mi yo d 12 años se esta pegando un tiro q serie de mierda” or “me deprimi”.
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about herself, like “mi casa debe oler a culo” and feeling FOMO and irritation at herself in “me da mucha fomo los dumps del mes matense”.
- Impulsive-language: Uses intense expressions like “me voy a matar” in “me voy a matar” and “me pego un tiro” in “llego a faltar a clase en la semana x wuedarme dormida y me pego un tiro” for everyday frustrations.
- Frustration-prone: Reacts strongly to inconveniences, e.g. shouting “MATENSE TODOS LA PUTA MADREEE” in “MATENSE TODOS LA PUTA MADREEE” and anger at food change in “me habían dicho que hoy comiamos tortilla de papa y cuando voy a la mesa habia ñoquis.....”.
- Sleep-irresponsible: Admits poor sleep habits that affect her day, like “me dormi a las 7, estoy en el bondi y no vuelvo a mi casa hasta las 10 de la noche” and worrying about oversleeping for class in “llego a faltar a clase en la semana x wuedarme dormida y me pego un tiro”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a sensitive, hyper-online, pop-culture-obsessed overthinker, very much in line with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of media and ideas they want to consume, as in “me desespera sentir que nunca me va a alcanzar el tiempo para ver todas las series q existen😴”. They show strong emotional reactions and a tendency to dramatize in a funny, self-aware way, e.g. “creo que deberia tener el derecho de pegarle una cachetada a alguien por mes” and “me voy a matar”, which fits Lisa’s flair for righteous intensity. Their music/film fixation and specific tastes—like looping Graham Coxon in “estoy escuchando esto en loop hace dos horas graham coxon te amo” and missing Avicii in “estoy segura de que el mundo estaría mejor si avicci siguiera vivo”—mirror Lisa’s obsessive fandom phases (jazz, authors, causes). Even their self-deprecating jokes, such as “amo cuando las casas tienen su olor mi casa debe oler a culo”, feel like a more terminally-online, Gen Z version of Lisa’s anxious inner monologue.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their world revolves around shows, music, and online jokes more than active socializing, e.g. looping a song alone in their headphones in “estoy escuchando esto en loop hace dos horas graham coxon te amo ahre lo amaba” and worrying if neighbors hear them singing karaoke in “yo me pregunto mis vecinos me escucharan cantando karaoke y me desean la muerte?”, which shows self‑consciousness rather than attention‑seeking. Their interests and comments suggest Intuition: they’re drawn to media, nostalgia, and meaning (e.g. feeling existential FOMO about all existing series in “me desespera sentir que nunca me va a alcanzar el tiempo para ver todas las series q existen😴” and framing a beach memory as Aftersun in “plotwist aftersun pasó en mar del plata”) instead of concrete, practical topics. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: they react emotionally and value vibes, as in “estoy segura de que el mundo estaría mejor si avicci siguiera vivo” and “amo que todos amen a paul dano se lo merece el tipazo🙏🙏”, and they often dramatize their mood (“jeeeesus christ im so blue all the timeee”). Their lifestyle reads Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, a bit chaotic with sleep and schedules (“me dormi a las 7, estoy en el bondi y no vuelvo a mi casa hasta las 10 de la noche”, “llego a faltar a clase en la semana x wuedarme dormida y me pego un tiro”), and often react in the moment rather than talking about planning or structure, like impulsively wanting to go into debt for something in “me voy a endeudar”. Altogether, an imaginative, emotionally expressive, media‑obsessed, somewhat disorganized inner world strongly matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘champagne superuglycunt’, can I be the glass? Because after Vélez I’m pretty sure we’d both leave more in love than you were with Dillom that night.
- You looping Graham Coxon for two hours is crazy, because I’ve been mentally looping your tweet about getting FOMO from monthly photo dumps since June… we could just make our own dump and call it a date.
- You said your house probably smells like ass, but I’ve seen your obsession with posters, Destiny Final 3, Yellowjackets and IT — I don’t want a perfect-smelling house, I want a chaotic pop‑culture museum and you in it.
- You’re worried you’re going deaf because you keep turning your headphones up; I say we get your hearing checked, just so you can clearly hear me asking you out for coconut–vanilla tea before it disappears forever too.
- You missing Lolla lineups, Marina, Lorde and manifesting everything has me thinking: plot twist, Aftersun didn’t happen in Mar del Plata – it happens when we sit on the floor, drop the phone, and dream about us instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sometimes I miss concerts I was too young to attend and rewatch Gravity Falls instead. Film, music, and tea enthusiast trying to sleep before 7 a.m.– @lagordaevermore
Your signature cocktail
Champagne Superugly FOMO Spritz
This cocktail riffs on their bio “champagne superuglycunt” with extra-dry sparkling wine for the chaotic, self-deprecating glam energy and constant concerts/obsessions like “sali de velez (más) enamorada de dillom 💋”. Passionfruit liqueur captures their intense fixations and nostalgic spirals, from “tiktok cada un par de meses me recuerda mi etapa fan de it y me deprime” to “la obsesión q tenia con esta cancion en 7mo chau”. Grapefruit tonic adds a bittersweet bite for all the dramatic mood swings and mini tragedies like “me habían dicho que hoy comiamos tortilla de papa y cuando voy a la mesa habia ñoquis.....” and “me da mucha fomo los dumps del mes matense”. The splash of blue curaçao is their perpetual melancholy-pop soundtrack, straight out of “jeeeesus christ im so blue all the timeee”. Served over crushed ice with a cute, slightly silly garnish, it matches their pop-culture shitposting vibe from “i think a gravity falls rewatch would heal me” and “quizás debería fingir demencia y flashear q es 2019 y soy una vsco girl”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a warm, loyal, and emotionally open personality that fits Hufflepuff best. They’re deeply attached to artists, shows, and small comforts in a very earnest way, like when they gush over Dillom in “sali de velez (más) enamorada de dillom 💋” or mourn Avicii with “estoy segura de que el mundo estaría mejor si avicci siguiera vivo”, which reflects a big, soft spot for people and feelings. There’s a strong sense of everyday, down-to-earth life: complaining about long days on the bus in “me dormi a las 7, estoy en el bondi y no vuelvo a mi casa hasta las 10 de la noche” and getting mad when promised tortilla de papa but getting gnocchi instead in “me habían dicho que hoy comiamos tortilla de papa y cuando voy a la mesa habia ñoquis.....”, which feels very grounded and home-focused. They’re also nostalgic and sentimental—celebrating finding childhood games in “acabo de encontrar todos los juegos de starsue que jugaba cuando era chiquita estoy muy feliz” and feeling FOMO yet affection around others’ photo dumps in “me da mucha fomo los dumps del mes matense”. While they have flashes of irritation or dark humor, like joking about wanting to slap someone in “creo que deberia tener el derecho de pegarle una cachetada a alguien por mes”, the overall vibe is not ambitious or show-offy (Slytherin), nor especially cerebral or logic-driven (Ravenclaw), nor centered on bold heroics (Gryffindor). Instead, they read as a feelings-driven, loyal, slightly chaotic but fundamentally soft person—very classic Hufflepuff energy.
Your movie
Your song
Ribs - Lorde
A song that fits them best is Ribs by Lorde, because it captures that mix of nostalgia, growing pains, and chaotic humor that runs through their timeline. They openly long for things they missed out on, like when they say they should’ve been at those shows as a kid: “que hacia con 9 años tendria q haber estado viendo a lorde y mgmt”. Their feed is full of obsessive phases and intense fandom—Dillom, Yellowjackets, IT, Gravity Falls—which mirrors the emotional intensity and yearning in the song, like when they confess looping music for hours: “estoy escuchando esto en loop hace dos horas graham coxon te amo ahre lo amaba”. They also show a constant anxiety about time and missing out, from worrying about never finishing all the series they want to watch: “me desespera sentir que nunca me va a alcanzar el tiempo para ver todas las series q existen😴” to getting FOMO from photo dumps: “me da mucha fomo los dumps del mes matense”. That combination of melodrama, humor, and sentimental nostalgia is exactly the emotional landscape of Ribs.
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