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The user’s chaotic, meme‑heavy style and rebellious, teenage vibe best fit Bart Simpson. They constantly post edgy jokes and self‑deprecating humor such as "Yo cuando estoy buscando glass plugs …" and "Hombres que quieren una mujer ‘alt’ … SOY JOTO‼️‼️‼️", echoing Bart’s love of pranks and defying authority. Their frequent bursts of frustration about the world – "Salir de mi burbuja de biólogos me recuerda que al 99 %… no les importa que todo en nuestro planeta está muriendo" – mirrors Bart’s occasional cynical commentary on adults. The blend of pop‑culture references (K‑pop, memes) and spontaneous, impulsive posting, like "Yo en prepa regresando a mi casa abriendo YouTube… alcanzando un flow state", captures Bart’s energetic, attention‑seeking personality. Overall, their mix of rebellious humor, teenage angst, and constant meme‑driven activity aligns most closely with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets focus on internal feelings and personal reflections, e.g., "Yo creo que me veo bonita sin maquillaje…" and "Yo en prepa regresando a mi casa abriendo YouTube..." indicating Introversion. Their bio says they’re interested in "everything that is unknown to me," and they frequently discuss abstract trends in K‑pop and makeup, showing Intuition. Emotional language such as "Yo creo que necesito a un hombre extremadamente normal" and "God forbid que la gente no tenga instagram face girl" points to a Feeling preference. The spontaneous, ever‑changing topics—like constantly wanting to change hair color or posting random memes—reveal a Perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the INFP type.

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Biology student, K‑pop lover, and accidental piercer—once mistook ear plugs for butt plugs. I chase the odd, meme‑filled curiosities daily.– @lagrimeando

Your signature cocktail
The Pierced Prism Punch is a smoky, neon‑bright elixir that mirrors @lagrimeando’s love for bold self‑expression, from the purple hair claim 'Tinte morado en mi cabello as we speak bitch u betta work' to the constant hunt for 'Yo cuando estoy buscando glass plugs (para expandirme la oreja) y me recomiendan glass plugs (butt stuff)'. Mezcal brings the rebellious, smoky edge of their vibe, while blue curaçao paints the drink the same electric violet hue they obsess over. The sweet lavender‑honey syrup softens the bite, echoing the whimsical side shown in 'Yo con la cebolla 🤤' and the sugary K‑pop glitter aesthetic they adore. A splash of lime juice adds a sharp, sarcastic tang that recalls their blunt humor in 'Straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk' and the 'Happy depression day to those who celebrate' melancholy. The final dusting of edible glitter is a nod to the constant sparkle of their feed, from glitter‑laden 'So posh nails fierce with the gold gloss' vibe to their overall alt aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
The bio states "hey, I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me," which signals a natural curiosity and love of learning, a core Ravenclaw trait. In a tweet they say "Entrar a biología fue lo mejor que pude hacer en mi vida amo que mis exámenes se sientan como un game show," showing enthusiasm for academic subjects and intellectual challenge. Their frequent references to K‑pop and detailed observations, such as "Loona is actually so joever," demonstrate a desire to acquire deep knowledge about niche topics. They also enjoy experimenting with new aesthetics, as shown by "Yo cuando estoy buscando glass plugs (para expandirme la oreja) y me recomiendan glass plugs (butt stuff)," indicating a willingness to learn through experience. This combination of curiosity, love of study, and pursuit of knowledge aligns best with Ravenclaw rather than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the ambition of Slytherin.

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Their tweets show a constant feeling of being an outsider and weird, like when they write "Yo cuando estoy buscando glass plugs … y me recomiendan glass plugs (butt stuff)" and "Hombres que quieren una mujer 'alt' …: SOY JOTO‼️‼️‼️", which echo the lyric "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo". They also lament being misunderstood and invisible, as in "Yo creo que me veo bonita sin maquillaje… pero ahora tengo un chip en el cerebro que me hace pensar que me van a matar si salgo sin él", matching the line "What the hell am I doing here?". Their frequent references to feeling bored, depressed, and disconnected ("Estoy llorando …", "Happy depression day …") reinforce the song’s theme of alienation. Altogether, Radiohead’s "Creep" captures their self‑described oddity, longing for acceptance, and the raw feeling of being out of place.

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