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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, opinionated nerd with specific, intense interests, which fits Lisa Simpson more than the other main characters. Like Lisa constantly tying everything back to her obsessions (jazz, politics, books), this user brands themself as “that one obnoxious persona 4 fan who manages to fit it into every conversation” and tweets things like “play the fucking game” and “persona 4:”. They’re emotionally candid and dramatic in a self-aware way, e.g. “life is good i’m going to the persona concert in june suicide postponed!!” and “playing danganronpa in public is so embarrassing fuck my stupid baka life”, which mirrors Lisa’s flair for melodrama about her passions. They also show a strong moral streak and willingness to call out behavior they see as wrong, like “incest is never consensual btw” and criticism of creepy con-goer behavior in “this clip is scarily accurate to how creepy ppl at cons can be”. Finally, their mix of niche media critique, social awareness, and being a little too earnest for the spaces they’re in feels very Lisa-coded rather than chaotic like Bart or oblivious like Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: their social life is mostly mediated through media/fandom rather than in‑person hype, and they joke about embarrassment and wanting distance from people, like “playing danganronpa in public is so embarrassing fuck my stupid baka life” and “DO NOT COME TO MY TOWN”. Their interests and commentary lean heavily toward intuition: they constantly analyze narratives, characters and meta (Persona, Danganronpa, Miraculous, Strictly, etc.), e.g. “everyone complaining that “ohh you guys haven’t played the p2 games!!!1!1!1!1!” can’t stand to see a woman win. like kotone is so well written she deserves a win”, focusing on themes and writing quality rather than surface details. They clearly prioritize feeling values, getting fired up over ethics and treatment of people/characters (and very against incest/creepy behavior), as in “incest is never consensual btw” and “‘bitchez’ DON’T CALL THEM BITCHES BRO”, and defend creators having to pay a team in “SHE HAS A TEAM TO PAY!!!! she has money sure but i think people overestimate how much being a youtuber makes”. Their style is emotionally blunt and reactive rather than structured and planned, which fits perceiving: they bounce between games, YouTube, essays, and shows at once in “multitasking writing an essay, playing pokemon and watching youtube during study club. dopamine levels through the roof”, and they talk about impulsive choices like “do i value my sanity or should i replay danganronpa”. Overall, the combination of introverted media-focused life, abstract/meta fandom takes, strong value-driven reactions, and spontaneous, chaos-leaning behavior lines up best with INFP.

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Media student powered by rain, musicals & JRPGs. Once watched a 7‑hour Alpharad VOD instead of doing homework and honestly, no regrets.– @lagtrainnn

Your signature cocktail
This drink is soft but chaotic, like someone who will unapologetically yell “play the fucking game” in all caps and then go cry at a musical proshot. The umeshu nods to their Persona brainrot and self‑proclaimed status as “that one obnoxious persona 4 fan who manages to fit it into every conversation”, giving a sweet, slightly nostalgic base. Cloudy yuzu lemonade and the blue curaçao mist echo their raincore vibe and handle (lagtrainnn, “he • they • rain”), plus the electric, hyper-online energy behind posts like “life is good i’m going to the persona concert in june suicide postponed!!”. The smoked salt adds bitterness and bite for their constant, righteous side‑eye at fandom nonsense, from calling out “borderline incest slop” to telling a guy “You want to fuck fictional horses pipe down”. The popping candy rim is pure shitpost energy, capturing the unhinged delight of them losing it over things like “OH MY GOD OH MU GOD OH MY GOD EMUSHIHO im normal im normal BUTCHFEMME EMUSHIHO IM GOING INSANE” and the fact that they’re watching a 7‑hour Alpharad VOD to ring in the new year.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor blend of blunt moral conviction and willingness to call people out publicly. For example, they condemn harmful behaviour without hedging in tweets like “incest is never consensual btw” and “‘land of free speech’ btw”, and they openly mock creeps and misogynists in posts such as “guy who DEFINITELY doesn’t hate women: [picture]” and “I think people who design women’s trousers should be burnt at the stake”. Their tone is emotionally intense and confrontational, leaning into righteous anger rather than detached analysis, seen in lines like “I HATE THE FUCKING GROK BUTTON ITS SO OBNOXIOUS I HATE GROK” and “I KEEP GETTING BANNED FROM ROBLOX IM GONNA END IT”. They also defend creators and contestants they care about in a very protective, ride-or-die way, such as “can y’all just celebrate karen winning and not make this bitter. like im a fan of george but this ain’t about him” and “SHE HAS A TEAM TO PAY!!!! she has money sure but i think people overestimate how much being a youtuber makes”. While they are clearly witty and media-savvy, the dominant traits are boldness, moral courage, and an impulsive, outspoken nature, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is “Life Will Change” by Lyn from Persona 5, because it matches their loud, dramatic fandom energy and love for Atlus games. They describe themself as “that one obnoxious persona 4 fan who manages to fit it into every conversation,” and tweets like “persona 4: [picture]” and “play the fucking game” show how central Persona is to their identity. The song’s rebellious, high‑energy tone mirrors the way they talk about media and fandom drama, e.g. “making shit up to piss off futaba romancers so they fuck off w their borderline incest slop” and “Rotom dex haters are the weakest links ‘ohh but it’s annoying when it talks’ JUST DON’T LOOK AT IT THEN????”. It also fits their mix of dark humor and survival-through-enthusiasm, like joking that “life is good i’m going to the persona concert in june suicide postponed!!”. The song’s theme of pushing through monotony and frustration with sheer willpower matches their vibe of ranting about everything from YouTubers to trousers to Kanto while still clearly having fun.

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