
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Laika most closely matches Lisa Simpson: an intense, bookish girl who is simultaneously gifted, frustrated, and very online about her niche interests. Like Lisa, she’s academically stressed and self-aware about it, venting about exams and procrastination in posts like “2 exams left for the trimester... Global history and Spanish.. kill me” and “I don't work because I get stressed and I get stressed because I don't work”. Her mix of moralism and irritation with others’ attitudes also fits Lisa: she rants about negativity in “You only exist to drag others down with you... Getting well is hard, but you don't need to improve every day, a little at a time helps a lot” and “I HATE SELF DEFEATIST PEOPLE...”. At the same time, she has a strong, somewhat niche intellectual/creative focus—history, WW2 aesthetics, and art school—mirroring Lisa’s obsessive passions: see her art grind in “I'm trying to make one drawing/day in this notebook” and her autistic hyperfocus on historical details like “if someone knows how the regional badges in the BDM uniforms work, that would be great”. Finally, she often feels isolated and out of place socially, as in “It's over, the only friend I made in this hell of a highschool just told me she won't be coming to class anymore”, which strongly echoes Lisa’s recurring loneliness at school despite her talents and strong opinions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they complain about school being a "prison" and lacking friends, and prefer tight online circles and Telegram over broad socializing, e.g. “This school is a prison” and “Want to Collab with oomfs but I don't feel like I'm at their level”, which shows social caution and self-contained focus on art. Their interests and thinking are strongly Intuitive (N): they obsess over historical what-ifs, WW2 alt-universe lore and conceptual series like ethnotalia, e.g. “USSR 2: THE VENGEANCE” and “thinking of starting a hetalia design series called ethnotalia where I design characters for stateless ethnic groups”, which are abstract and pattern-oriented rather than purely concrete. Their tone is largely Thinking (T): they criticize others harshly and value blunt honesty over comfort, as in “You only exist to drag others down with you… Getting well is hard, but you don't need to improve every day, a little at a time helps a lot” and “I HATE SELF DEFEATIST PEOPLE...”, where they prioritize a tough, rational stance on self-improvement. They show clear Judging (J) tendencies: they talk about agendas, daily drawing routines and exam grind, e.g. “I'm trying to make one drawing/day in this notebook, but maybe I might skip a day or two” and “2 exams left for the trimester... Global history and Spanish.. kill me”, reflecting structure and long-term planning despite some procrastination. Taken together—introverted, abstract, analytical, and planning-oriented—INTJ best fits their online behavior and interests.

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Art HS senior in Spain | WW2 & history-obsessed illustrator | Draws BDM girls, Hetalia OCs & brutalism between exams. Once sketched more during an autism eval than in class.– @LaikaLubyanka

Your signature cocktail
A sharp dry vermouth with rosemary and pine nods to her foresty, slightly martial vibe and bio flair 🌲⚔️🩸, plus her love for moody walks and landscapes like “Hike of today” and “Mediterranean brutalism”. Blood orange juice brings vivid color and a bittersweet edge for the art student grinding through exams while tweeting “2 exams left for the trimester... Global history and Spanish.. kill me”. An intense espresso shot captures her hyper, all‑caps rants like “I HATE SELF DEFEATIST PEOPLE...” and her struggle with motivation in “I don't work because I get stressed and I get stressed because I don't work”. Dark, fruity blackcurrant liqueur represents her “evil tg channel” and horny/artsy edge in posts like “I made an evil tg channel. It is to post porn, and ww2 shit” and “If you're going to beat it to this, let me know, knowing people jack off to my art is my biggest compliment”. Finally, a splash of soda water lightens everything, like her playful OC posting and self‑deprecating humor in “Meet the fartist” and her hopeful promise “After Monday next week who wants to do art trade? 😛😛😛😛😛”, making the drink strong, slightly bitter, but still bubbly and approachable—just like her timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a sharp, ruthless edge and a focus on self-preservation that aligns strongly with Slytherin. Their disdain for people they see as weak or self‑pitying comes through in posts like “I HATE SELF DEFEATIST PEOPLE I HATE SELF DEFEATIST PEOPLE…” and the follow‑up calling out those who “have their whole life handed to them” yet “cry and whine” while insisting that “Getting well is hard, but you don't need to improve every day, a little at a time helps a lot” (tweet), which reflects a hard-edged, improvement‑or‑else mentality rather than Hufflepuff softness. They’re ambitious and competitive about their art and progress, bragging that “being a hater pays off” because their “opps have managed to never improve at art” while they have (tweet), and talking about ADHD meds making them a “better artist” even if “less creative” (tweet), which shows results‑oriented ambition. They openly cultivate an “evil tg channel” specifically for porn and controversial WW2 content because they understand how to segment audiences and avoid backlash on main platforms (“I made an evil tg channel. It is to post porn, and ww2 shit, because I know what twitter is like”), a very Slytherin kind of strategic compartmentalization. While there is creativity and some idealism present (which could suggest Ravenclaw or Gryffindor), the dominant traits are ambition, ruthlessness toward perceived weakness, strategic self‑management, and pride in outpacing rivals—classic Slytherin characteristics.

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They explicitly mention liking The Smiths in a music tweet: “Oh also I also like Roki Vulović, Koridor, Zemlyane, Rusya (the singer), Electrobirds, The Smiths…”, so choosing a song by them fits their taste. The isolated, frustrated tone of How Soon Is Now? mirrors their feelings about school and social life, like when they say “This school is a prison” and lament losing their only friend: “the only friend I made in this hell of a highschool just told me she won't be coming to class anymore…”. The song’s theme of wanting connection but feeling out of place fits their insecurity about friendships and collaboration, as in “Wanting to be friends with a cool artist but too scared to ask” and “Want to Collab with oomfs but I don't feel like I'm at their level”. Its mix of melancholy and stubborn self-awareness resonates with their self-critical yet driven attitude toward art and study, seen in tweets like “I'm trying to make one drawing/day in this notebook” and “KILLING MYSELF I'M SUPOOSED TO BE STUDYING”. Overall, the song’s mood and lyrics suit their blend of artistic intensity, social frustration, and introspective edge.

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