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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the show's intellectual, progressive voice who constantly challenges authority and defends social justice, mirroring @LaikaOrbital's relentless critique of religion, fascism, and patriarchal norms. The user writes, "Los derechos de las mujeres a decidir sobre su reproducción priman…" and "Hay muchas ideas dañinas del cristianismo que siguen matando y discriminando gente a diario," echoing Lisa's feminist and secular stances. Their sarcasm and insistence on evidence, as seen in "Muestranos la evidencia medica pues" and the frequent quoting of WHO links, align with Lisa's fact‑based arguments. Like Lisa, they are confrontational yet idealistic, using humor (“JAJAJAJA…”) to undermine opponents, similar to her satirical moments in the series. Overall, the combination of strong moral reasoning, anti‑authoritarianism, and a penchant for intellectual debate makes Lisa Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong preference for introverted, analytical debate, often confronting others with logical rebuttals rather than seeking social approval (e.g., "No era necesario que expusieras tanto tu imbecilidad, Iván"). Their focus is on abstract concepts such as ethics, consciousness, and political ideology rather than concrete daily details (e.g., "¿Qué es un criterio ético, Ernesto?"). They prioritize logical consistency and evidence over emotional appeal, repeatedly using scientific arguments and dismissing emotional rhetoric (e.g., "Un feto de 12 semanas no siente ni sufre" and "El aborto no es un asesinato"). Finally, they display a structured, decisive approach to arguments, often concluding with definitive statements and directing others to sources, indicating a judging orientation (e.g., "Toma, aquí está [WHO link]" and "Es responsable acabar un embarazo no deseado").

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Philosophy geek 🌍 | Debates ethics, AI & climate | Former street‑artist turned data‑analyst | Once convinced a pigeon could code 🤖– @LaikaOrbital

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The smoky mezcal mirrors LaikaOrbital's relentless challenge to religious and fascist dogma, as they tweet, “Ya empezaron las amenazas metafísicas, qué frágil tu religión jajajajajaj” and “Los derechos de las mujeres… no depende de misticismos fundamentalistas”. The açaí puree nods to their Latin American focus on Chiapas and indigenous struggles. Lemon juice adds the sharp sarcasm found in lines like “Un aborto legal no es un asesinato” and “Un feto no es un bebé! Pon atención!”. Egg white creates a frothy, ambiguous layer, echoing their debates on consciousness (“Un toro sí tiene conciencia, como todos los mamíferos”). Finally, Angostura bitters represent the lingering bitterness of their confrontations with “fachos” and “conspiranoicos”.

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The user repeatedly demonstrates ambition and a desire to dominate ideological battles, as seen in tweets like "Ya saben, perseguir el comunismo como hicieron los nazis es lo menos nazi del mundo" and "Facho aprende a hacer copy paste jajajajajajaaja" which show a strategic intent to outwit opponents. Their language is often cunning and self‑preservational, e.g., "No, loquito, un feto de 12 semanas no siente ni sufre" and "Toma, aquí está [WHO link]"—using authoritative sources to reinforce their position. This pattern of relentless debate, manipulation of facts, and a focus on personal victory aligns with Slytherin traits of resourcefulness, ambition, and a willingness to use any means to achieve their goals.

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The user’s bio says they want to "transform" the world, which aligns with the utopian vision of a world without borders, religion, or oppression in Lennon's lyrics. Their repeated attacks on religious dogma (e.g., "En tu iglesia católica abusan de los niños…", "Fundamentalismo religioso") mirror the song’s critique of organized belief systems. The anti‑fascist, anti‑authoritarian tone in tweets like "Ninguna sorpresa que los referentes de los libertarios argentinos sean los mas fachos" reflects the song’s call for peace and equality. Their emphasis on personal autonomy, especially regarding reproductive rights ("Los derechos de las mujeres a decidir…"), resonates with the lyric "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one" urging collective change. Overall, "Imagine" captures the blend of idealism, rebellion, and desire for societal transformation evident throughout their timeline.

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