Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for friends and girlfriend, like “NAMEDROP of the people I LOVE on this app (no specific order except nik)” and “message to all my oomfs, dont say that please im already taken”.
- Humorous: Uses absurdity and self‑mockery for jokes, such as “this child became a homeless orphan after losing both his parents to vaping, ❤️ this post to save him from homosexuality” and “im reading 😭😭😭😭 a fucking book 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #literature #book #culture #smart #educated”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music/figures like Pulp, Jarvis, Beatles, e.g. “Im in love with Pulp only Pulp understands me I only need Pulp” and “Because is so on the top 10 best beatles songs”.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions and thoughts, from missing people “its 4 am and I just miss everyone” to silly self‑image posts like “#NewProfilePic sorry i just feel a little gay today”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages closely with niche communities and oomfs, tagging and interacting in threads like “5 things i like and oomfs” and repeatedly addressing @yokoono as in “hi its follow me back sunday @yokoono”.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Uses deliberately shocking or extreme statements like “i say we execute her” and “I wish rossler would die sometimes”, which can alienate others.
- Sex‑fixated: Frequent explicit sexual references, e.g. bio about vibrator and tweets like “im touching myself to gcest rn”, may overshadow other aspects of their personality.
- Boundary‑blurring: Jokes about taboo topics like incest fanfic in “does anyone have gcest fic rec 🥹✌️/srs” and “me : gcest bad oasistwt : like rt applauds” can confuse or discomfort followers.
- Self‑deprecating: Leans into harsh language about self and life, like “maybe I should just end it” and repeated ‘fat fucking chud’ usage such as “youre a fat fucking chud”.
- Attention‑seeking: Often frames posts around wanting reactions or being seen, for example “im getting bullied online” and “Ill enjoy life when I dont have to send a text first to literally everyone i wanna talk with”, suggesting validation craving.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a chaotic, extremely online version of Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, emotional, and very fixated on their niche obsessions. Like Lisa with jazz and ethics, they build their identity around specific cultural fixations and principles, from Pulp and Jarvis Cocker (“Im in love with Pulp only Pulp understands me I only need Pulp”, “200 babies die everytime someone says something mean about Jarvis Cocker btw”) to The Beatles and John Lennon (“john, ringo, george and paul aka the only four real genders”, “I miss john Lennon should I do something about it”). There’s also a very Lisa-ish mix of intellect and performative melodrama, joking about #literature and reading (“im reading 😭😭😭😭 a fucking book 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #literature #book #culture #smart #educated”) while also spiraling in public (“maybe I should just end it”). Their moral stances are expressed through snark and calling people out (“still an unfunny racist loser that only gets attention because of his dad”), which fits Lisa’s tendency to be indignant and outspoken, just turned up to extremely-online-posting levels. Finally, their mix of queerness, sensitive overthinking, and wanting to be loved by their little community (“its 4 am and I just miss everyone”, “message to all my oomfs, dont say that please im already taken this is very insensitive i dont like it”) strongly echoes Lisa’s need for connection and validation while feeling a bit out of step with everyone else.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they clearly thrive on interaction, inside jokes and public affection with oomfs and fandoms, e.g. their namedrop thread of people they love on the app (“NAMEDROP of the people I LOVE on this app”) and repeated pleas for attention from @yokoono (“am i just oomf to you ? @yokoono”). Their language and humor are strongly Intuitive (N): they focus less on concrete day-to-day details and more on symbolic/identity-heavy fandom culture and exaggerated, abstract statements like “200 babies die everytime someone says something mean about Jarvis Cocker btw” and describing Pulp as character development (“discovering pulp might've been my biggest character development ever”). They come across as heavily Feeling (F), prioritising emotions, relationships, and personal loyalties over detached logic, shown in their dramatic devotion to musicians and friends (“Im in love with Pulp only Pulp understands me I only need Pulp”) and emotional vulnerability (“its 4 am and I just miss everyone”), even when using abrasive humor (“i wish rossler would die sometimes”) that still sits in a relational context. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic and present-focused, from spontaneous self-deprecation (“maybe I should just end it”) to random late-night cravings and boredom (“im so hungry”, “can anyone send me tiktoks rn”), with no sign of long-term planning or orderly routines. Overall, an ENFP profile fits: expressive, relational, fandom-obsessed, emotionally intense, and highly spontaneous in how they present themselves online.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said discovering Pulp was your biggest character development — if I tell you His ’n’ Hers absolutely IS an album in my heart, do I unlock the next stage or do I just get added to the cunt list?
- You’re on oasistwt AND beatlestwt cunt lists, but I’m trying to be on the ‘5 valentines (nvm I have 6)’ list — any openings for a fat-fucking-chud-certified position?
- You miss everyone at 4am and blame Paul McCartney when you can’t sleep; I can’t promise to fix your sleep schedule, but I can call you ‘bro’ in a romantic way until 4am feels a bit less tragic.
- If your gay awakening was Jarvis in the ‘Babies’ MV and you only listen to Pulp in the ‘overly confident horny loser’ way now, can I be the geese propaganda that finally convinces you to fall for someone offline?
- You read books, goon to John Lennon, worship Jarvis Cocker, and flex your Clash Royale arena 25 — statistically speaking, the only thing you’re missing is a delusional French-adjacent lover who’ll argue that ‘Because’ is also top 10 just to watch you get pissed off in real time.
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French, perpetually online, powered by Pulp, Beatles & too much nicotine. Once read a book AND hit Clash arena 25 in the same week.– @lakeau96
Your signature cocktail
The Fat Fucking Pulp Goon
This cocktail starts with a hit of strong green absinthe for their loud, goony chaos and green aesthetic, echoing “green is actually a color” and their very online hyper energy. Honey syrup stands in for their obsessive love for music and sweetness under the feral posting, nodding to “beatles songs and honey”. The sharp citrus is their horny, overdramatic bite and late-night yearning, like “4am I miss you” and “its 4 am and I just miss everyone”. Dry sparkling wine adds effervescent, theatrical drama for their Pulp/jarvis obsession and tumblr-core romance, inspired by “Im in love with Pulp only Pulp understands me I only need Pulp” and “my gay awakening was jarvis in the babies mv (im a girl)”. The smoked chili bitters are the unhinged, slightly toxic edge and self-aware filth of their timeline, from “im touching myself to gcest rn” to the recurring “fat fucking chud” motif. Overall it’s strong, a bit bitter, weirdly romantic, and absolutely not for casuals—just like being on both oasistwt and beatlestwt cunt lists in “how it feels being on both oasistwt and beatlestwt cunt lists”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense, almost chaotic loyalty to friends and favorites, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly center the people they care about, e.g. the long love list in “NAMEDROP of the people I LOVE on this app (no specific order except nik)” and the repeated public affection like “message to all my oomfs, dont say that please im already taken this is very insensitive i dont like it”. Their devotion to niche communities and idols (Pulp, Jarvis, Beatles, Oasis) reads less as clout-seeking ambition and more as ride-or-die loyalty, for example “Im in love with Pulp only Pulp understands me I only need Pulp” and the mock-protective “200 babies die everytime someone says something mean about Jarvis Cocker btw”. Even when they’re harsh or dramatic, it’s always on behalf of people they love or principles they feel are unfairly attacked, like “nooo the rich, stupid and misogynistic 52 yo man that says slurs, cant apologize and act like a teenage girl might not be coming back to twitter cos hes so sad people talk bad about him nooo stop 😭😭😭😭 #protectliam !!!”, which shows a fairness/justice streak rather than cold ambition. There are hints of wit and drama that could lean Ravenclaw or Slytherin, but the throughline is emotional attachment, community focus, and wanting to be a good oomf — very much the chaotic, horny-online version of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Do You Remember the First Time? - Pulp
The song Do You Remember the First Time? fits them because it captures that mix of nostalgic oversharing, sexual chaos, and self-aware melodrama they live in. They openly frame Pulp as a defining part of their identity, saying things like “discovering pulp might've been my biggest character development ever” and “Im in love with Pulp only Pulp understands me I only need Pulp”, which mirrors the song’s theme of formative, messy experiences. The track’s horny-but-slightly-pathetic energy lines up with tweets such as “my vibrator died in the middle of listening to my legendary girlfriend last night i was So Pissed off” and “I dont listen to pulp in a sexually frustrated teenager way anymore but more in a overly confident and horny loser way”. Lyrically, the song’s mixture of embarrassment, humour, and yearning reflects how they joke about being dramatic and attached, like “its 4 am and I just miss everyone” and “Ill enjoy life when I dont have to send a text first to literally everyone i wanna talk with”. Overall, that Pulp blend of vulnerability, irony and obsessive fandom feels like their whole timeline in one track.
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