Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic advocate: She encourages others to prioritize basic self-care regardless of their struggles, stating "you deserve basic care no matter what!"
- Creative pianist: She offers to "learn your favorite song" as a way to engage with her followers through music.
- Self-reflective: She examines her past behavior and communication style, noting she wants her "chaos at least a little more controlled" than her younger self.
- Resilient spirit: Despite facing severe depression, she maintains a sense of hope, saying "perseverance is how i got here" and continuing to move forward.
- Integrity-driven: She refuses to support "unethical fast food corporation" based on her personal values.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-deprecation: She frequently expresses self-hatred, referring to herself as a "chunky monkey" and a "failure."
- Medical neglect: She admits to "procrastinating urgent care" despite being unable to walk and experiencing chronic pain.
- Social anxiety: She describes being "scared to check" notifications due to an intense fear that everyone hates her.
- Maladaptive coping: She uses her eating disorder as a shield against loneliness, claiming "romanticizing my ed is the only thing keeping me going."
- Academic instability: She struggles with school attendance and performance, noting that "flunking college will kill your self esteem."
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @lalawexic is a high-achieving student who struggles with the crushing weight of academic expectations and deep-seated feelings of being misunderstood by her family, stating that “flunking college will kill your self esteem more than anything”. She possesses a creative, intellectual side, seen when she offers to “play your favorite song” on the piano as a distraction from her mental health struggles. Both share a cynical view of the world's injustices and a desperate need for validation, with the user feeling that “no one cares no one notices so it’s just me and myself”. Ultimately, her sensitive nature and tendency toward existential melancholy mirror Lisa’s frequent bouts of loneliness and her desire to be “BEAUTIFUL” in a world she finds increasingly difficult to navigate.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Lala is clearly an Introvert, frequently mentioning extreme social anxiety and the fear that “everyone hates me”. Her Intuition is evident in her deep, abstract reflections on existence and her tendency to “romanticize my ed” to cope with reality. As a Feeler, she is highly sensitive to the emotions of others, expressing sadness when seeing low step counts because “they r prbly depressed”, and her self-worth is deeply tied to her internal emotional state. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her struggles with school and her admission that her “chaos is at least a little more controlled” than in her teens, rather than following a rigid, organized structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my favorite piano piece? Because I’d love to send you a request and just listen to you play all night.
- Forget the walking pad—you’ve already been running through my mind for at least 30k steps today.
- I promise I’m way better than a John Green novel, but I’d still love to take you to the park for a deep conversation about philosophy.
- If you were a My Little Pony meal portion plate, you’d be the 'Good Quality' one because you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for.
- I’m not a dentist, but I can definitely tell that your smile deserves all the basic care and appreciation in the world.
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20yo student and aspiring pianist navigating the complexities of health and history. I find peace in classical music, comfy films, and small daily victories.– @lalawexic
Your signature cocktail
The Bitty Berry Bitter-Sweet
This drink captures the contrast between Lala’s 'cute' aesthetics and her 'bitter and miserable' reality. The dark rum and charcoal represent her self-described “black girl in a red state” identity and her “ugw... in an urn” morbid humor. The strawberry liqueur pays homage to her “2009 strawb shortcake” obsession, while the Aperol mimics the “IRRITATED n so angry” feeling of fasting. Despite the “dangerous” Oreo garnish, the drink is served in a small portion because “94 seems low but TRUST m a chunky monkey”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lala consistently displays the Hufflepuff virtues of kindness, hard work, and a deep-seated desire for fairness. Even while struggling personally, she radiates warmth toward others, tweeting, “for everyone struggling to take care of themselves rn you deserve basic care no matter what!!” and expressing genuine pride in others with “goosebumps so proud of him like actually <3”. Her industrious nature is evident in her dedication to physical activity despite pain, such as when she mentions doing “the most backbreaking work ever” or hitting high step counts. Furthermore, her strong moral compass and value for fairness shine through when she criticizes “unethical fast food corporation[s]” and denounces the lack of “humanity” in anonymous online spaces.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly captures @lalawexic’s struggle with body image and the belief that self-worth is tied to thinness, as seen when she says “romanticizing my ed is the only thing keeping me going”. The lyrics about societal standards and physical dissatisfaction mirror her sentiment that “every time i look in the mirror or sit and look at my thigh i want to mutilate myself”. Despite her deep pain and chronic health issues, she remains focused on her unpinning goals, admitting that “my biggest dread is being at a super low weight... i just don’t think about it cause my ed is cute and fun”. The track’s blend of upbeat indie-pop with devastatingly insecure lyrics matches her chaotic persona and her habit of using cute aesthetics to mask a “subhuman” feeling of depression.
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