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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, idealistic, artistic, and very online. Like Lisa being a passionate fangirl of causes and bands, this user is deeply invested in music and idols, saying things like “o foda de dark to light, é que dá pra sentir oq o louis tá cantando, tem tanto sentimento nessa música q chega a ser inexplicável, eu te amo louis tomlinson eu te amo” and “ohyul é tão lindo que fico boba olhando pra ele”. They show strong opinions and a moral compass, criticizing stupidity and unfairness much like Lisa does, for example in “povo mongolóide do caralho, o cara não pode respirar perto de uma bct q já acham que é namoro, país atrasado da porra” and “por essas razões o aborto tem que ser legalizado”. Their introversion and sensitivity also echo Lisa, seen in “ai odeio ser introvertida” and in crying over fiction and edits like “não acredito que to chorando por causa de um ‘garota do futuro’ autora maldita” and “to chorando por causa de um edit do naruto mano”. At the same time, they have a sarcastic, sometimes harsh humor—Lisa’s sharper, more jaded side online—evident in posts like “esse menino é mt feio pqp” and “chatgpt nao sabe fazer uma fic boa cara ranço”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention being introverted or overwhelmed socially, like in “ai odeio ser introvertida”, and most tweets focus on media, fandom, and internal reactions rather than going out or socializing. Their style is strongly Intuition (N): they’re absorbed in stories, edits, and emotional atmospheres, e.g. “não acredito que to chorando por causa de um “garota do futuro” autora maldita” and “ninguém sabe a sensação de ouvir baby don’t cry enquanto lê o capítulo mais temido de o encontro de um dólar”, showing focus on meanings and feelings more than concrete facts. They clearly prefer Feeling (F) over logic, reacting from values and empathy: “mano eu fico tão feliz que eles tão fazendo, eles merecem” and “e ainda sim tentam a todo custo pintar ela como se fosse uma pessoa ruim, nunca vão me fazer te odiar karina” show strong emotional attachment and protection of people they care about, while moral stances appear in tweets like “por essas razões o aborto tem que ser legalizado”. Their tone is blunt and full of curses, but it’s value-driven rather than detached analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their timeline is spontaneous, jumping between topics (k‑pop, politics, edits, devices) in the moment, and they rarely talk about planning or structure; tweets like “pensando num plot de uma au winrina” and “eu querendo compra álbum pc gamer e photocard e não tendo dinheiro nem pra crédito” show more daydreaming and reacting than organized follow‑through. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, value‑driven, and spontaneous—they fit INFP best.

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K‑pop, aespa & Louis Tomlinson enthusiast. Once cried over a fanfic while streaming ‘Baby Don’t Cry’ on repeat. Opinions, playlists & mild chaos.– @lalisa4sho

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This cocktail is a strong, chaotic little long shot for someone who can go from clowning to crying in one scroll, like when they said “to chorando por causa de um edit do naruto mano” and also “não acredito que to chorando por causa de um “garota do futuro” autora maldita”. The spicy chili vodka is their unfiltered rage and sarcasm at HYBE, SM and afins, like “povo mongolóide do caralho, o cara não pode respirar perto de uma bct q já acham que é namoro, país atrasado da porra” and “filho da puta apaga esse vídeo e troca a música, destruindo runaway”. Pink grapefruit brings a bittersweet punch for all the dramatic Louis Tomlinson and EXO feelings, as seen in “o foda de dark to light, é que dá pra sentir oq o louis tá cantando… eu te amo louis tomlinson” and “ninguém sabe a sensação de ouvir baby don’t cry enquanto lê o capítulo mais temido de o encontro de um dólar”. The yuzu liqueur nods to their soft spot for Japanese idols and SM boys, echoing “é obv que eles são próximos, ambos são japoneses e pasmem da mesma desgraça de empresa vulgo sm”. A sparkling guaraná topper captures their hyper online, Brazilian-timeline energy and kpop brainrot, like “mano qm curte rap e trap devia dar uma chance pro young posse” and “dps de um ano tomei vergonha na cara e ouvi as músicas do aespa”. Finally, the silver glitter rim is for their stan glamour and AU-writer dreams, shimmering like “pensando num plot de uma au winrina” and their delight at going semi-viral with “postei um vídeo de winrina no tiktok e pegou 1,5k em 2 dias kkkkk”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very outspoken, confrontational style that fits Gryffindor’s boldness more than any other house. They frequently call out what they see as injustice or stupidity in blunt terms, like defending idols and criticizing toxic shipping and media narratives: “povo mongolóide do caralho, o cara não pode respirar perto de uma bct q já acham que é namoro, país atrasado da porra…” and “ent kkkkkkk tá certo que ele vacilou e feio ainda mas o certo é cobrar um pedido de desculpas e educar, e não deixar por isso mesmo”. They also show a strong sense of moral stance on broader issues, e.g. “por essas razões o aborto tem que ser legalizado”, which suggests courage in voicing contentious opinions publicly. Their language is impulsive and passionate, often going straight to extremes when annoyed, as in “que papo é esse que tão fazendo deepfake do louis?? quem é o filho da puta” and “filho da puta apaga esse vídeo e troca a música, destruindo runaway”. Finally, the protective, almost knight-like way they talk about certain idols – for example “nao sou fa do tws mas o tanto q esse hanjin sofre coitado, ele eh meu protegido” – reflects Gryffindor’s tendency to champion and defend others, even when it brings drama or backlash.

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A well‑suited song for them is “DNA” by BTS, because it captures the mix of fandom passion, online chaos, and intense attachment they show in their tweets. They constantly orbit K‑pop and idols, from “quando eu comecei a ouvir kpop em 2020” to focusing on specific members like “não sou fa do tws mas o tanto q esse hanjin sofre coitado, ele eh meu protegido” and “normalizem gostar de um idol e não dar a mínima pro grupo dele”. DNA is about a love that feels fated and overwhelming, just like how they talk about idols and artists: “eu te amo louis tomlinson eu te amo” and “ohyul é tão lindo que fico boba olhando pra ele”. The energetic, playful vibe of the song matches their timeline full of memes and loud reactions like “pqp isso aq é mt engraçado vtmc kkkkkk” and dramatic stan moments such as “se tiver stage de facetime com as meninas eu vou morrer de ciúmes”. Overall, DNA reflects the way they wear their feelings on their sleeve, treating music and idols like something written into their destiny.

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