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Laurens's personality and actions closely resemble Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons. Both are highly opinionated, often expressing their views with a satirical and sarcastic tone. Sideshow Bob is known for his cunning schemes and relentless pursuit of revenge against the Simpsons family, much like Laurens's relentless criticism of left-wing politics and his desire to see his political opponents defeated. 'Die Laurens Dassen is z’n verschrikkelijke engnek, hij oogt misschien onschuldig maar het is een geniepige en gevaarlijke linkse rat. #buitenhof #Volt #NSB [picture]' and 'Sluit de grenzen en deporteer communisten!' are just two examples of his Sideshow Bob-like approach to political discourse.

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🇳🇱 Dutch | Football is secondary | Anti-Woke | Uncompromising | Passionate about Dutch culture and politics | Follow for insightful commentary and hilarious memes.– @Lalkmaarr

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Laurens's personality aligns with the characteristics of Slytherin, known for its ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His strong political convictions, his willingness to use humor and sarcasm to criticize his opponents, and his unwavering support for right-wing figures like Geert Wilders, all point towards a Slytherin mindset. He demonstrates a strong desire to achieve his political goals, even if it means employing less-than-conventional methods, much like the cunning and ambitious Slytherins of Hogwarts. 'Sluit de grenzen en deporteer communisten!' and 'Noem ons extreemrechts, nazi, fascist etc. Wij liggen er niet wakker van en de mensen trappen er toch niet meer in. Wij zijn niet te stoppen en niemand houd ons nog tegen.😄fijne dag mevrouw de jihadist!' are just two examples of his Slytherin-like approach to politics.

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The Final Countdown, a song about the anticipation and excitement leading up to a major event, reflects Laurens's passion for football and his excitement during major tournaments. The song's powerful lyrics and anthemic melody resonate with Laurens's fervent support for the Dutch national team, particularly during the European Championship. 'God save the queen!#ENGSER [picture]' and 'Deze beelden vanuit Ambon en Indonesië blijven ook altijd geweldig wanneer Nederland moet voetballen op een EK of WK!😍 #NEDPOL #POLNED #Oranje #TimnasPusat #Maluku [picture] [quoted tweet]' are just two examples of his Final Countdown-like excitement for football.

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