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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Emlyn is a highly intellectual yet emotionally turbulent teenager who often feels like an isolated 'outsider' or “17y old loser”. She possesses a sharp, critical mind, frequently calling out others for being “disgusting” or for “acting like mean middle schoolers,” echoing Lisa's moral crusades and high standards. Both share a deep sensitivity to grief, with Emlyn navigating the loss of a best friend and pondering if “heaven and hell truly exist,” much like Lisa's existential questioning. Despite her intelligence, she struggles with self-image and feeling misunderstood, admitting she hates “when people tell me I’m 'very smart'” without substance. Ultimately, her blend of intense fandom, academic-style critiques of media like Bungo Stray Dogs, and bouts of melancholy mirror the complex internal life of the Simpsons’ resident genius.

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They lean Introvert (I): they often mention struggling to DM even close friends (“Why is something as simple as dm someone so complicated even with the people I’m close to”) and avoiding replying to their best friend out of anxiety (“I didn’t answer my bsf since 3 days I feel so bad and I’m scared to open ig”), suggesting a preference for a small, emotionally close circle rather than broad social engagement. Their interests and tweets show strong Intuition (N): they love analyzing characters and themes in Bungou Stray Dogs, speculating about arcs and motives (“What possibly happened in his life that made him hate everyone that much bro”, “I genuinely think that bsd would be better if important characters die”), which is more abstract than concrete. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic: they react strongly to perceived insensitivity or misinformation (“If you use the hypersexual flag block me, you’re fucking disgusting it’s a DISORDER not something to romanticize”, “Maybe it’s a hot take but saying 'My deepest condolences' to someone who just lost someone is kinda ridiculous”), and they center emotions around grief, self-hatred, and care for others. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they struggle with consistency in meds and planning (“Maybe I should start taking well all my meds again”, “I want to make a list again but I feel like I will forget in again”), and often describe chaotic sleep and impulsive thoughts (“I CAN’T SLEEP I HAVE GOO MICJ ENERGY AGHHHH”). Taken together—intense inner emotional world, character/idea-focused thinking, social anxiety, and low structure—this fits INFP best.

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French BSD enthusiast & Ranpo devotee. Ask me about the time I realized I forgot to actually send the text I was upset my mom hadn’t replied to yet. She/her.– @Lallalzalalala

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This experimental drink is as chaotic as a 17-year-old on 'shtwt' who claims “eating is useless it’s overrated”. It features a strong caffeine kick for someone who screams “I CAN’T SLEEP I HAVE GOO MICJ ENERGY AGHHHH”, balanced with a bitter edge for her darker moments of “self sabotage”. Despite the intensity, there's a sweetness to it, much like how she thinks “it was kinda cute” when her brother panicked over her. It’s a drink meant for someone who loves to “look at the sky without moving” until the French rap music kicks back in.

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor bluntness and willingness to confront others over their beliefs, for example calling out romanticizing disorders in “If you use the hypersexual flag block me, you’re fucking disgusting it’s a DISORDER not something to romanticize and represent with a flag” and angrily correcting misinformation about psychopathy and schizophrenia in “Is it that hard to at least do research before lying ”. There’s a streak of dark humor and emotional intensity around death and grief that reads more like Gryffindor’s dramatic coping than detached analysis, such as joking about outliving their best friend in “In 1 year and 4 months I will officially be older than my dead bsf by one day 😂😂😂😂😂 Can’t wait to be able to pull that line, happy birthday loser 😂😂✌🏻✌🏻” and bluntly critiquing condolence phrases in “Maybe it’s a hot take but saying 'My deepest condolences' to someone who just lost someone is kinda ridiculous”. Their impulsive, self-sabotaging tendencies and high-emotion swings also align with Gryffindor recklessness: wanting to destroy their own recovery in “I want to self sabotage myself to get my ed back because I feel like im not suffering enough” and abruptly deciding to stop treatment in “I think I’m gonna stop seeing my psychiatrist and all the other professionals”. At the same time, they’re fiercely attached to people they care about—calling characters and pets “my babies” in tweets like “They are my two precious children ok?” and openly grieving their best friend in “If heaven and hell truly exist I hope it’s not too hot for you I will probably join you when I will die anyway”—which fits Gryffindor’s intense loyalty. While they have some analytical moments and a strong fandom intellect, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional extremity, and outspoken moral stances, which are most consistent with Gryffindor.

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This song perfectly captures the user's intense struggle with self-worth and mental health, mirrored in her admission of wanting to “self sabotage myself to get my ed back because I feel like im not suffering enough”. The track's themes of hyper-fixation and emotional volatility align with her obsessive love for the character Ranpo and her conflicting feelings about her own identity, such as when she notes, “One of the reason why I hate myself is that I have things in common with Dazai”. Her erratic energy levels and desire to bypass professional help, seen in her tweet “I think I’m gonna stop seeing my psychiatrist and all the other professionals”, reflect the song's descent into a chaotic, uncontainable internal world. Ultimately, the song resonates with a 17-year-old navigating the dark corners of shtwt who seeks connection through a lens of profound personal distress.

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