Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares affection and sadness, like missing characters or people: “só deus sabe o quanto eu sofro de saudade dele”, “coisinha linda sorrindo, te amo meuh amor”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and fandom humor about life and studies, e.g. ENEM joke: “Tirei nota baixa no enem pq eu sou mt intectual e queria dar chances aos mais necessitados intelectualmente”.
- Analytical-fan: Thinks deeply about characters/ships, like discussing dynamics and fandom bias: “Vcs odeiam o ness e reo só pq veem eles como passivos por serem honestos com seus sentimentos”.
- Supportive-queer: Affirms queer romance and BL media, defends it against criticism: “Romance só é bom se for queer”, “engraçado, gente ta tipo ESCRITO Q É BL YAOI HOMENS JUNTOS”.
- Creative-artist: Draws and cares about their art and AUs, like their kaisagi drawing and Ness piece: “HOJE eu terminarei o meu desenho dos kaisagi”, “eu gosto tanto do meu desenho do ness vomitando sangue”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently talks down about themselves or their situation, e.g. about ENEM and live action anxiety: “perdendo a vontade de me matar pela ansiedade da faculdade para os spoilers de bllk”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Rapid shifts between excitement and distress, repeatedly saying they’re “mal” or “to mal de novo”: “To mal di novo”, “to mal d novo”.
- Conflict-intense: Resorts to aggressive or violent language towards characters/people, e.g. towards Hugo: “Pfv toma um cartão vermelho isagi, ARREBENTA A CARA DO HUGO NO SOCO”.
- Rumination-prone: Dwells on worries about leaks, rankings, and outcomes, like obsessing over Isagi’s placement or match: “O isagi ta em 58 dos top omegas NAOOOOOOO”, “to triste, só algo relacionado a bllk pra me alegrar agora”.
- Community-stressed: Shows strain dealing with transphobia and family reactions to their name, indicating environmental pressure: “a rua onde eu moro é mt transfobica kk puta merda”, “meu irmão mais novo n gosta do meu nome social”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: emotionally intense, very online-brainy, politically aware, and deeply obsessive about their niche interests. Like Lisa with jazz and activism, they hyperfixate on Blue Lock and fandom analysis, as seen in meta takes like “Vcs odeiam o ness e reo só pq veem eles como passivos por serem honestos com seus sentimentos…” and “EU DISSE”, defending characters with almost academic passion. They also show studious/academic anxiety and self‑deprecating humor about exams and university, e.g. “mt fofo um monte de gente explicando q o sisu n é só sobre colocar a nota… e quando sai o sisu NAO TEM NADA” and “Tirei nota baixa no enem pq eu sou mt intectual e queria dar chances aos mais necessitados intelectualmente”. Like Lisa’s mix of idealism and melancholy, they oscillate between humor and sadness about life and identity, such as “a rua onde eu moro é mt transfobica kk puta merda” and recurring “to mal de novo” posts like “To mal di novo”. Their queer, fandom-driven romantic worldview mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overthink relationships and stories, for example calling out heteronormativity with “Romance só é bom se for queer” and obsessively ranking ships in “tem alguma tier list de allsagi? queria rankear todos os shipps do isagi pq só minha opinião importa e esta correta”. Overall, they have Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, intellect, righteous ranting, and dramatic fandom heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are about solitary media consumption (anime, fanfic, drawing) and internal states rather than parties or big social circles, e.g. hoping "só algo relacionado a bllk pra me alegrar" when sad and spending time fixing a wig alone in “To no dia 2 tentando recuperar uma peruca kk”, plus talking about anxiety and ENEM/SISU stress instead of social outings. They are clearly iNtuitive over Sensing, constantly spinning ships, AUs, and metaphors (using BBB to explain an arc in “N ironicamente eu já usei o bbb como metafora para explicar o arco da neo”) and obsessing over character dynamics and symbolism like the tattoo/role-reversal idea in “acabei de lee um plot de fic kaisagi onde o kaiser é jogador e o isagi é florista...”. Their tone is strongly Feeling: they lead with emotions, affection, and moral judgments, defending sensitive characters and queer romance in “Romance só é bom se for queer” and critiquing fandom/nb name prejudice in “o nome de outra pessoa te incomoda?... mas o nb br obviously nao pode ne”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging, frequently procrastinating or acting spontaneously (vowing "HOJE eu terminarei o meu desenho" in “HOJE eu terminarei o meu desenho dos kaisagi...” after starting it weeks earlier, and joking about reading a huge Spanish AU with a translator in “tomando coragem p ler aquela au gigante em espanhol...”) rather than portraying a structured, planned life. Altogether, an emotionally intense, imaginative, fandom-immersed, value-driven style with lots of internal monologue and flexible habits aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if romance is only good when it’s queer, does that mean we’re contractually obligated to become canon, or do I still have to fight Kaiser, Ness, and half of Blue Lock for your heart first?
- You said you’d only watch the Blue Lock live action because you love bllk more than you respect yourself — I volunteer as emotional support: I’ll hold your hand through every cursed leak and celebrate every Isagi braincell moment with you.
- You keep saying you’re ‘mal de novo’, forgetting documents, suffering with ENEM and SISU… if you want, I can be your little break between anxiety about college and spoilers — a fluff oneshot in the middle of your angst fic life.
- You using BBB as a metaphor for the Neo arc unlocked something in me: if Blue Lock is Big Brother, then I’m officially applying to be locked in the same house as you, competing every week for your ‘favorite mutual’ immunity.
- You spent days trying to revive a wig and complaining your street is transphobic — let me be very clear: your name, your kaisagi agenda, your peitudo obsessions and your art of Ness vomiting blood are all perfect to me. I’m just here asking: can I be your canon ship outside the timeline?
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Design student, Blue Lock & Haikyuu rewatcher, writes essays about Isagi at 3am. Once used Big Brother to explain a character arc and it worked.– @Lamilram
Your signature cocktail
Kaisagi Neo Spritz (aka ‘To Mal de Novo’)
Cherry liqueur stands in for their romantic, dramatic obsession with Blue Lock ships and Kaisagi angst, like when they said “DECIDI deito no 13, 14 e apoio minha no colo do kaiser pra chorar”. Electric blue curaçao evokes Isagi and the intense match/leak energy they live for, highlighted by “to triste, só algo relacionado a bllk pra me alegrar agora”. Sparkling rosé captures their queer, over-the-top fandom joy and romantic takes such as “Romance só é bom se for queer”. Guava juice adds sweetness with a bit of chaos, reflecting how they ping‑pong between despair and affection in posts like “to mal di novo” and “coisinha linda sorrindo, te amo meuh amor”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters mirrors their sharp, unfiltered temper and caps-lock rage at characters and leaks, as in “Pfv toma um cartão vermelho isagi, ARREBENTA A CARA DO HUGO NO SOCO” and “Destiny é meu pau na goela do hugo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very Ravenclaw mix of obsession, analysis, and creativity. They constantly break down character dynamics and fandom behavior in a thoughtful, meta way, like when they argue about how people misread Ness and Reo and tie it to emotional dependency and prejudice: “Vcs odeiam o ness e reo só pq veem eles como passivos por serem honestos com seus sentimentos, e só os veem como extensão do kaiser e do nagi” and “Claro q os q têm dependência emocional vão ser os mais julgados, imagina um homem c sentimentos??”. They also treat fandom ships almost like a classificatory study, asking for tier lists so they can systematize their own views: “tem alguma tier list de allsagi? queria rankear todos os shipps do isagi pq só minha opinião importa e esta correta”. There’s clear evidence of love of learning and academic strategy when they dissect the process around university admission rather than just the result: “mt fofo um monte de gente explicando q o sisu n é só sobre colocar a nota, é estratégia, tem q acompanhar, ver posição...”. Their artistic side and self-description as someone with design knowledge reinforce a creative, cerebral profile: “como técnica em design gráfico eu posso dizer q esta um arraso” and “eu gosto tanto do meu desenho do ness vomitando sangue, mas quando eu pintei ele estragou, n gosto mais”. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-style intensity in their defenses of characters, the dominant traits are analysis, meta-commentary, and creative fixation, all of which point most strongly to Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic emotion, dark humor and that feeling of being constantly on edge yet still laughing through it. They swing between melodramatic angst and jokes about wanting to die or being "so done", like when they say “perdendo a vontade de me matar pela ansiedade da faculdade para os spoilers de bllk” and “To mal di novo”. Their timeline mixes academic stress and ENEM/SISU pressure with fandom obsession, for example “mt fofo um monte de gente explicando q o sisu n é só sobre colocar a nota…e quando sai o sisu NAO TEM NADA” and the sarcastic “Tirei nota baixa no enem pq eu sou mt intectual e queria dar chances aos mais necessitados intelectualmente”. Like the song’s rebellious tone, they respond to a hostile or transfobic environment with sharp irony, as in “a rua onde eu moro é mt transfobica kk puta merda” and the frustration over their social name in “meu irmão mais novo n gosta do meu nome social…FICA BRAVO COMIGO POR N USAR O MORTO”. And just as the song is loud, emotional and a bit unhinged, their fandom life is intense and dramatic, from all-caps shipping rants like “O ISAGI TÁ EM 58??? APAGUEM” to over-the-top threats toward fictional characters such as “Pfv toma um cartão vermelho isagi, ARREBENTA A CARA DO HUGO NO SOCO”.
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