
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: introspective, artistic, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they juggle big feelings and self-criticism, calling themself “[im js a fucking fat bastard im absolutely such a greedy horrible fat bastard]”(https://x.com/landfilledsky/status/2021769820513898643) while also worrying about things like fasting and body image in “[fasting till saturday :p (if my mom doesnt force me to eat)]”(https://x.com/landfilledsky/status/2022053817370726464). Their interest in media and creativity echoes Lisa’s artsy side, with lines like “[i havent watched a movie in 2 days im so miserable]”(https://x.com/landfilledsky/status/2022035783348367725) and “[im into music & film !!]”(https://x.com/landfilledsky/status/2021769547947065429). They show a mix of vulnerability and resilience, e.g. “[i was so excited for valentines nd my mom isnt letting me go out w my friends anymore :c]”(https://x.com/landfilledsky/status/2021953243031777661), which feels very Lisa vs. her family/authority. Their agnostic/queer identity and being reported for it in “[me nd @safetystrappy js got reported to the police for being queer agnostics LMAOO]”(https://x.com/landfilledsky/status/2022012373570400710) also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to question norms and stand out from her environment.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: they mention having only a few close friends and IRLs, e.g. “shoutout to my 4 irls that i havw added on here”, and their tweets often center on their inner feelings, tiredness, and mood rather than constant social events, like “okm im super tired i cant stay up goodnight everypony stay safe nd take care of urselves”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, with a whimsical, imaginative tone and niche online-identity focus—shedtwt / kleptotwt, “angel in the snow,” and playful surreal posts like “i saw alien spaceships”—rather than practical, detail-heavy observations. Their emotional self-talk and concern for others’ feelings point to Feeling (F): they dramatize their emotions in tweets like “i was so excited for valentines nd my mom isnt letting me go out w my friends anymore :c” and self-esteem struggles in “im js a fucking fat bastard im absolutely such a greedy horrible fat bastard”, and they end the night with care for their followers’ wellbeing. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life seems unstructured and reactive—staying up because they “have to” in “im so sleepy but i have to stay up for 10 more hrs”, fasting “till saturday :p (if my mom doesnt force me to eat)” in a casual, non-structured way in this tweet, and expressing desires (wanting coffee, movies, weight loss) without clear plans. Overall, their introspective emotional expression, imaginative online persona, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle are most consistent with INFP.

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16 · any pronouns · movie addict who hasn’t gone 2 days without a film (and hated it) · loves angels, aliens & overthinking in the shed– @landfilledsky

Your signature cocktail
The lychee base over crushed ice is sweet but slightly sharp, like a 6teen angel trying to stay soft while tweeting “im js a fucking fat bastard im absolutely such a greedy horrible fat bastard” and still calling everyone oomf. Pink grapefruit soda adds a fizzy mood-swing tang for moments like “i got my period i hate my life” and “i was so excited for valentines nd my mom isnt letting me go out w my friends anymore :c”. The cloudy coconut milk float is the literal “angel in the snow” layer from their bio and sleepy vibes in “okm im super tired i cant stay up goodnight everypony stay safe nd take care of urselves”. A dash of salted plum syrup gives a salty-sweet, slightly messed‑up edge for shed / kleptotwt chaos like “i love when ppl put cute little overlays on pics of their cuts” and “me nd @safetystrappy js got reported to the police for being queer agnostics LMAOO”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny jelly heart on top capture their cute, theatrical aesthetic from “—— #moothunt d 2 ⋆˚⟡˖ ࣪ 𐂯 ─ 6teen , any prns … #shedtwt 𓈒 #kleptotwt 𓈒 #promotwt” and their dramatic “fasting till saturday :p” determination in “fasting till saturday :p (if my mom doesnt force me to eat)”. This cocktail is light but emotionally strong, sweet with a bitter-salty undertow—just like scrolling their timeline in one sip.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong emphasis on care and softness toward others, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s kindness and gentleness. For example, they close the night with a caring message to everyone: “okm im super tired i cant stay up goodnight everypony stay safe nd take care of urselves”, prioritizing others’ wellbeing. They also express appreciation for friends and connections, as in “shoutout to my 4 irls that i havw added on here”, which reflects loyalty and valuing close relationships. Their bio and moothunt tweet emphasize community and inclusivity — “—— #moothunt d 2 ⋆˚⟡˖ ࣪ ... 𓈒 #shedtwt 𓈒 #kleptotwt 𓈒 #promotwt” and the “basic dni” note — suggesting a desire for a safe, fair space rather than status or superiority. While there are hints of personal struggle and self-criticism, such as “im js a fucking fat bastard im absolutely such a greedy horrible fat bastard”, these reflect insecurity more than ambition or cunning, further supporting Hufflepuff’s sensitive, emotionally driven nature. Their focus on cozy routines (movies, food, skincare) and affection toward oomfs and irls paints them as a caring, friendship-oriented person, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which explores messy teenage feelings, self-image, and longing. They explicitly present as a teen — “6teen , any prns” in their bio — and their tweets often swing between playful and dark, like calling themself “im js a fucking fat bastard im absolutely such a greedy horrible fat bastard” while also posting soft, cute content such as “nighties oomfies :3.” The song’s themes of body image and self-destructive habits align with their posts about fasting—“fasting till saturday :p (if my mom doesnt force me to eat)”—and wishing for sudden, drastic weight loss in “can i lose 30kgs beforw march ….” Their blend of irony and angst, like joking “me nd @safetystrappy js got reported to the police for being queer agnostics LMAOO” while also lamenting “i was so excited for valentines nd my mom isnt letting me go out w my friends anymore :c,” mirrors the song’s mix of dark humor and genuine hurt. Even their interest in aestheticizing pain, as in “i love when ppl put cute little overlays on pics of their cuts,” reflects Teen Idle’s dramatized, hyper-aesthetic teenage melancholy.

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