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Lisa Simpson fits Calíope because of her introspective melancholy and intellectual yearning. Like Lisa’s frequent existential funks, Calíope oscillates between despair and determination, as seen in “Eu vou ser suficiente algum dia ?” and “Mais um dia que eu desperdicei”. The user’s search for identity and sensitivity to art—evident in “Se não fosse o Emicida eu estaria em um abismo absurdo agora pqp” and “Eu queria ter cheiro de baunilha. Eu queria que você me ouvisse.”—mirror Lisa’s creative longings. Even their flashes of activist hope, such as “Existe um projeto.”, echo Lisa’s stubborn belief in a better future.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly Introvert: many tweets describe loneliness, inner turmoil, and feeling unseen, like “I feel like every day is useless”, “I wanted to exist”, and the sense of being more tolerated than appreciated in “I am much more tolerated than appreciated”, which suggests a rich inner world and social exhaustion rather than extroverted energy. They favor Intuition over Sensing: their language is metaphorical and abstract, e.g. “A hexagonal edge, an emptiness in the chest, decorating a necrological craft. I am a dead sequin.” and existential musings like “The life is just a detail.”. The emotional intensity and focus on relationships and self-worth clearly point to Feeling: they write “I hate my life”, “I’m afraid I’ll never stop being anything but a fat crying child”, and openly discuss love and heartbreak in tweets like “They were together for seven years and changed the world. They were love.”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is full of impulsive, in-the-moment expressions such as “I’ll get so drunk”, “I’ll kill myself fuck it”, and repeated "we'll see" attitudes like “This is going to be the most apathetic year of my life.” rather than structured plans or orderly routines. Overall, the combination of intense inner feelings, poetic abstraction, identity questioning (“‘Are you a man or a woman?’ I am a freak.”) and a drifting, exploratory approach to life aligns best with INFP.

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Itapetininga storyteller chasing Corinthians comebacks, Emicida verses, and proof that vulnerability wins. Once cried over a book I haven’t read yet.– @lantejoulamorta

Your signature cocktail
Cachaça infused with burnt orange peel nods to their Corinthians devotion and gritty resilience, echoing “Vai Corinthians” and “Nois vai virar.”. Black coffee reduction mirrors the midnight hopelessness of “Eu não aguento mais” and “Esse vai ser o ano mais apático da minha vida.”. Salted hibiscus syrup captures the tender, salty-sweet ache in “Eu vou ser suficiente algum dia ?” and “Eu sou muito mais tolerado do que apreciado.”. Sparkling coconut water adds a fizzy breath of survival, inspired by the hopeful pulse in “Levantar e andar, eu acho.” and “Depois do medo, vem o mundo.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Impulsive, head-on defiance pulses through Calíope’s feed: “VAI SE FUDER” and the recurring rallying cries of “Nois vai virar.” display a Gryffindor’s instinct to fight back even when exhausted. They frame their struggle as a heroic stand—“Então levanta e anda” and “Depois do medo, vem o mundo.”—revealing courageous persistence despite despair. Even their self-destructive vows, such as “Juro por Deus que esse ano eu me mato”, read as dramatic oaths to prove their own worth. That mix of fiery emotion, refusal to surrender, and readiness to confront pain head-on marks them as unmistakably Gryffindor.

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Levanta e Anda mirrors their battle between apatia and resilience, as they directly invoke Emicida as a lifeline in “Se não fosse o Emicida eu estaria em um abismo absurdo agora pqp”. The song’s message of pushing forward despite despair fits tweets like “Esse vai ser o ano mais apático da minha vida.” and “Espiral de autodestruição”. Emicida’s lyrics about getting up and walking resonate with their own mantra in “Levantar e andar, eu acho.”. Their repeated cries for meaning, from “Eu vou ser suficiente algum dia ?” to “Eu queria existir”, echo the song’s call to reclaim self-worth. Finally, their blend of vulnerability and defiant hope—like “Então levanta e anda”—aligns perfectly with Emicida’s anthem of survival and belief in one’s own future.

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