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Lance's personality and comedic timing resonate with Milhouse, known for his awkwardness, sarcasm, and tendency to get caught up in social trends. Lance's frequent use of memes and gifs, his self-deprecating humor, and his occasional misinterpretations of social cues, much like Milhouse, make him a relatable figure. 'If I saw this man irl I’d throw something at him' reflects Milhouse's tendency to act impulsively and get caught up in the moment, while his passionate defense of his friends and his critiques of social injustices echo Milhouse's willingness to stand up for what he believes in, even when it's unpopular.

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One Piece enthusiast | Team Rocket Grunt | Passionate about social justice and mental health | My tweets are a mix of humor, opinions, and things I find important | DM for a good time (I'm not kidding)– @lantsalder

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Lance's sharp wit, strategic thinking, and ambition align with the traits of Slytherin house. His sarcastic humor and ability to dissect arguments, as seen in his tweets about 'lived experience' and 'religious psychosis', showcase a cunning mind. He's also fiercely loyal to his friends, as seen in his concern for the Dream SMP community, demonstrating the protective nature of Slytherin. While he may not always be conventionally heroic, his strong sense of justice and desire to challenge societal norms align with the house's ambition for power and influence. 'Folks are too worried about “lived experience” when really you need to “read a book”' exemplifies his critical thinking and desire to challenge established narratives, a hallmark of Slytherin.

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The song's themes of betrayal, heartbreak, and the complexities of human relationships resonate with Lance's personality and online presence. He shares the song's exploration of the darker side of human emotions, the challenges of navigating social dynamics, and the power of self-expression. Lance's frequent discussions about social justice issues, his concern for marginalized communities, and his willingness to challenge societal norms, much like the song's message of overcoming adversity and finding strength in vulnerability, showcase his empathy and desire for a better world. 'Why did he say fhat' reflects the song's focus on understanding characters' motivations and the complexities of human interaction, while his passionate defense of his friends and his critiques of social injustices echo the song's message of standing up for what's right.

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