Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This account mixes sharp ideological certainty with constant commentary on politics, culture, and morality, similar to how Lisa Simpson delivers passionate, sometimes self-righteous monologues about society. Like Lisa, they are highly opinionated and see themselves as more observant and principled than the people around them, e.g. mocking others’ interpretations with lines like “no matter how much i disagree with certain takes, i usually can understand how someone got there and why. i cannot understand how you reach this conclusion with the same footage we all saw.”. They also obsess over causes and geopolitical issues, bouncing between them in a way that mirrors Lisa’s activism sprees, such as being loudly pro-Trump/Vance while also commenting on Israel and Palestine in posts like “FREE ISRAEL!” and “as a member of the palestinian defense league i think we should stop voting for fake anti zionists”. The account’s high-verbal, constantly-analyzing tone—whether about ASOIAF (“you can’t read POV characters like davos, brienne and ser barristan…”) or social trends—feels much more Lisa than Homer, Bart, or Marge, who are less analytical and less politically obsessive. While the user’s views are far harsher and more extreme than Lisa’s, the underlying pattern of intellectualized moralizing, cultural nitpicking, and nonstop commentary aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most content is observational commentary about politics, media and aesthetics rather than personal social life, and when they refer to others it’s through a detached lens, e.g. talking about their brother’s reactions in “everyone’s laughing but my brother is going to tell me about this tomorrow because he is deranged now” rather than describing their own social circle. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N) and pattern‑oriented: they constantly generalize from specific events to broader narratives about culture, demographics, and politics, as in “the ‘america first’ anti MAGA right have spent 2+ years crying about a war in the middle east instead of this” and “i think europe would look better if there were less brown people in it”, which are big-picture, ideological takes rather than concrete day-to-day details. They are clearly thinking (T) over feeling: their tone is blunt, combative, and dismissive of emotional sensitivities, e.g. “homeless people choose to be complete junkie bums…” and “you have to be schizophrenic to think this”, prioritizing what they see as harsh truth over harmony. On the judging (J) side, they show a strong preference for order, structure, and firm conclusions: they repeatedly advocate decisive, planned political outcomes (“get rid of them all”, “trump should liberate western europe next!”) and speak in categorical terms about what should happen, rather than exploring possibilities or keeping things open-ended. The combination of abstract ideological focus, strategic political admiration (“he is calvin coolidge come again. i could cry. he could save the world in one term, please win in 2028 savior vance.”), and cold, judgmental tone fits INTJ better than other NT types (ENTJ would likely show more overt social leadership and real-world organizing, which we don’t see explicitly in their timeline).
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘life when we deport them all’ and ‘get rid of them all’—is this your way of soft-launching a future where it’s just you, me, and a JD Vance victory speech on loop?
- You calling JD Vance ‘Calvin Coolidge come again’ was cute, but be honest: if I told you I voted for him in 2028, would I get the 10, 40, or the full ICE-sign‑up bundle of girls you keep promising?
- As someone who also thinks Davos, Brienne and Barristan prove ASOIAF isn’t cynical, I feel like we’re already on the same page—can I be your POV character in the ‘you voted for Nixon in 1960?’ cinematic universe you keep tweeting pictures from?
- You post ‘we women don’t deserve rights’ and ‘maybe women are bad,’ but your Pinterest feeds are so good they should count as grounds for immediate suffrage restoration—want to collaborate on a moodboard date and single‑handedly save feminism?
- You said ‘anne boleyn got her head chopped off just to be portrayed by black people & a man’—I promise I won’t rewrite your history, but I would absolutely start a small religious schism just to get a portrait with you.
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Pinterest-core propaganda enthusiast. Once live-tweeted an entire JD Vance speech from a bookstore café. Opinions sharp, images sharper.– @laprimeveres
Your signature cocktail
The Deportif Spritz
The high-proof rye whiskey matches their unapologetically hard-right, war-cheerleading energy, like when they say “trump should liberate western europe next!” and “if you are a man who whines about war you are gay”. Campari brings a sharp bitterness for the open racism and deportation fantasies—see “life when we deport them all” and “is it too late to ask Santa for no more brown people”. Rose syrup nods to the soft, girlish, Pinterest-aesthetic side beneath the fascist edge, like their “pinterest feed” posts “hi, pinterest feed” and “incredibly American pinterest feed today, enjoy 🇺🇸”. Sparkling wine adds a bubbly, slightly frivolous glam that fits their mix of JD Vance fangirl and retro Americana worship, as in “if jd vance wins in 2028 it’s because of me, nobody supports him like i do.” and their many “you voted for ___?” meme posts. The smoked sea salt rim gives a harsh, scorched finish that embodies their edgy, fatalistic humor, from “every woman adores a fascist” in the bio to lines like “we women don’t deserve rights” and “maybe women are bad”. This cocktail looks pretty and Instagrammable, but hits hard and leaves a lingering bitter-salty aftertaste—exactly like scrolling their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account is highly ideological and obsessed with power, hierarchy, and winning, all of which are core Slytherin traits. They repeatedly frame politics in terms of domination and conquest, celebrating scenarios like Trump annexing Greenland and deporting natives in “trump needs to annex greenland and deport the natives to make way for the freedom casino and strip mall.” and fantasizing about deporting or ‘getting rid of’ disfavored groups in “life when we deport them all” and “life when we get rid of them all”. Their ambition and desire for influence are explicit in posts like “if jd vance wins in 2028 it’s because of me, nobody supports him like i do.”, where they place themselves at the center of a political movement. The tone is often cold and strategic rather than empathetic, e.g. reducing people to aesthetic or demographic problems in “i think europe would look better if there were less brown people in it” and “is it too late to ask Santa for no more brown people”. While there is some wit and cultural commentary, it is usually deployed in the service of mockery or ideological positioning rather than open-minded curiosity, reinforcing a Slytherin profile over Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Overall, the combination of ruthless in-group loyalty, obsession with power politics, and contempt for perceived out-groups aligns most closely with Slytherin.
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Nationalism - Lana Del Rey
The song Nationalism by Lana Del Rey fits them because their feed blends hyper-aestheticized femininity, nostalgia, and far‑right politics in exactly the way Lana’s most ironic, decadent Americana does. They constantly romanticize a reactionary, idealized past and nationalist politics, from posts like “trump should liberate western europe next!” to “if jd vance wins in 2028 it’s because of me, nobody supports him like i do.”. Their aesthetic posts — such as “january pinterest feed” and “incredibly American pinterest feed today, enjoy 🇺🇸” — mirror the song’s lush, glamorous veneer over deeply political and often harsh sentiments. The combination of openly racist, deportation-obsessed jokes like “life when we deport them all” with girlish self‑deprecation such as “we women don’t deserve rights” matches the song’s mix of beauty, irony, and extremity. Even their bio, “every woman adores a fascist,” encapsulates the exact provocative, romanticized authoritarian energy Lana channels in Nationalism.
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