Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like joking about cutting her finger making tiramisu in “Cortei meu dedo fazendo um tiramissu?????????” and calling a cinema event outfit disparity in “tô toda mulamba pqp”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on herself, e.g. admitting she saw her father in the mirror in “Aconteceu, olhei no espelho e vi meu pai” and recognizing her own health gaps in “vou repor TODAS as minhas vitaminas”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for friends and family, like enjoying a themed gift exchange in “amigo oculto das cores✨ e cara, como é bom ser uma garota” and talking about her sister’s pregnancy in “minha irmã q tá quase parindo”.
- Culturally-engaged: Comments on films, music, and pop culture, such as Sangue Negro in “estou me sentindo meio burra por n ter achado ele lá essas coisas”, loving Bugônia in “lacre total filme do ano”, and football + Oasis clash in “final da sulamericana vai ser no mesmo dia do show do Oasis”.
- Authentic: Shares unfiltered daily life and vulnerabilities, like feeling sad over a ‘silly’ thing in “fiquei triste com uma coisa tão besta pqp odeio ser eu” and posting about health issues and injections in “Tomei duas injeção na bunda”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Frequently puts herself down, e.g. in “pqp odeio ser eu” and calling herself “mulamba” compared to others at the festival in “todo mundo Chiquerrimo e eu tô toda mulamba pqp”.
- Health-neglectful: Mentions repeated sickness and low immunity, like “minha pior inimiga é minha imunidade”, multiple colds in “segundo resfriado do mês”, and needing to “repor TODAS as minhas vitaminas” in this tweet.
- Overworked: Describes heavy workload and burnout signs, like “Eu já trabalhei oq eu trabalharia em 3 semanas” and joking that burnout must wait because she is “cheia de serviço” in “Acordei tonta, se for burnout vai ter q esperar”.
- Anxious: Expresses anxiety and worry, such as “estou ansiosa pq mais tarde vou fazer sobrecoxa de frango assada” and desperation over a branding task in “to tao desesperada com uma marca q eu to fazendo”.
- Body-insecure: Often comments negatively or anxiously about her body, like “Gente eu tô com uma pança………..” and half-joking about weight in “SOU GOR DINHA MAS TA BOM”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, a bit anxious, politically and culturally tuned in, and constantly overthinking life while still being very funny. Like Lisa, they mix humor with genuine worry about health and self-improvement, from “Gente escrevam oq eu tô falando 2026 eu vou repor TODAS as minhas vitaminas e vou ser a mulher mais saudável de Bh e região metropolitana” to “Acabei de gastar 140 reais na farmácia realmente minha pior inimiga é minha imunidade”. There’s also that classic Lisa-style sensitivity and introspection in “Poxa eu fiquei triste com uma coisa tão besta pqp odeio ser eu”, along with moments of feeling out of place like “Gente tá tendo festival de cinema em tiradentes tá todo mundo Chiquerrimo e eu tô toda mulamba pqp”. Their love of movies, music, and pop culture (e.g. “Gente assisti bugonia lacre total filme do ano” and “Meu Deus Wagner Moura fã de Oasis”) mirrors Lisa’s artsy, nerdy side. Even their occasional ranting about work and tools, like “como é q pode o elementor ser esse lixo” and “gente PAREM de usar power point yall getting on my nerves”, fits Lisa’s blend of competence, annoyance, and high standards. Overall, they feel like a very millennial/Gen Z Lisa: still idealistic and creative, but tired, overworked, and very online.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reference social events, friends and public life, like brunch with friends and an "amigo oculto das cores" in “Hoje eu e minhas amigas de brunch & fitness nos juntamos pra fazer o ✨amigo oculto das cores✨ e cara, como é bom ser uma garota” and classes/courses in “tem uma mona no meu curso de oratória q ta sempre com o microfone estragado..........”, showing comfort in busy, people-filled contexts. Their humor and focus point to Intuition (N): they quickly jump from concrete triggers to playful, conceptual takes, like imagining teletransportation instead of normal commuting in “Acho o conceito de se locomover para os lugares tão anos 80, já passou da hora de inventarem o teletransporte” and dramatizing life changes and health goals in “Gente escrevam oq eu tô falando 2026 eu vou repor TODAS as minhas vitaminas e vou ser a mulher mais saudável de Bh e região metropolitana”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): tweets are driven by mood, empathy and interpersonal vibes rather than logical analysis, such as being sad over “a coisa tão besta” in “Poxa eu fiquei triste com uma coisa tão besta pqp odeio ser eu” and discomfort with people who don’t greet drivers in “Acho tão esquisito quando eu ando de Uber com alguém e a pessoa n cumprimenta o motorista”. Their lifestyle and tone feel more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often improvise, complain about last‑minute demands, and roll with chaotic health/energy, e.g. “Juro véi, o povo me passando demanda NOVA dia 17/12 isso não existeeeee” and “Eu tinha tantos planos pra essa minha mini férias mas minha imunidade resolveu q ficar deitada vendo filme eram planos melhores”. Even when they talk about planning or self‑improvement, it’s in a big, idealistic way rather than structured detail, like the grand health resolution in “2026 eu vou repor TODAS as minhas vitaminas e vou ser a mulher mais saudável de Bh”. Taken together—social, expressive, emotional, spontaneous, and imaginative—the profile best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re anxious about roasting that chicken thigh later… if you need someone to taste-test and dramatically lick the plate with you, I volunteer as sobrecoxa tribute.
- You, a self-declared ‘bichinho de matar com pedra’, me, a pluviófilo-in-training who eats fruit in food and panetone with doce de leite… this sounds less like a red flag and more like a very specific UEMG 2016 fever dream romance.
- You cut your finger making tiramisu, had your hair products stolen, and still go to pole class and the gym in Adidas + New Balance… I don’t want to fix you, I want to stand next to you in the pharmacy line while you spend 140 reais on our shared immunity.
- You said you looked in the mirror and saw your dad; I saw your timeline and saw the most iconic almost-30, Galo-suffering, Katy da Voz–loving, brunch & fitness girl in BH and metropolitan area. One of us clearly needs new glasses, and it’s not me.
- If the final of the Sul-Americana falls on the same day as the Oasis show, I’ll make the ultimate sacrifice: we go to the concert, you scream the lyrics, I give you live score updates, and afterwards we celebrate/cry eating abacaxi gelado at the Mercado. Deal?
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BHZ • marketer, movie ranter & carnival DIY enthusiast • once cut my finger making tiramisu and still trust me in the kitchen– @laraderaiolaser
Your signature cocktail
Björk Mulambo Crackstone Spritz
This cocktail leans bright, bubbly and slightly chaotic, just like someone who says “Gente eu preciso muito voltar a minha skin carnavalesca…” while also admitting “bichinho de matar com pedra”. The cachaça base and roasted pineapple nod to her Minas pride and fruit obsession, including “Fruta na comida supremacy” and eating eight cursed fruits in “Comi 8 lichias em 5 minutos fruta amaldiçoadaaaaaa”. The lime-lichia cordial is sweet but a little overwhelming, mirroring her intense timelines of sickness, injections and “immunidade” from “Acabei de gastar 140 reais na farmácia…” and “Inacreditável eu estar no meu segundo resfriado do mês”. Sparkling wine keeps the drink light and chatty, like someone who can rant about work in “Juro véi, o povo me passando demanda NOVA dia 17/12…” and still scream for her team in “Se o galo ganhar hj vai ser o melhor dia da minha vida”. The pink pepper and chili rim represent the unfiltered, slightly treacherous side that laughs about crack stones in vines in “ela mandou tirar pq estavam escondendo pedras de crack nela….uma pena”. Finally, the tiny paper carnival crown garnish pays homage to her DIY glitter-girl energy and the way she turns even exhaustion into drama, like “A meta do dia vai ser na cair pra trás na rua” and “Gente eu vou mofar…….”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show classic Hufflepuff "hard‑working but exhausted" energy, like when they complain about workloads and late demands at the agency while still doing everything anyway: "Juro véi, o povo me passando demanda NOVA dia 17/12 isso não existeeeee" and "Eu já trabalhei oq eu trabalharia em 3 semanas sabe". There is a strong sense of loyalty and care toward friends and family: they talk about brunch & fitness friends with warmth in "Hoje eu e minhas amigas de brunch & fitness nos juntamos pra fazer o ✨amigo oculto das cores✨ e cara, como é bom ser uma garota" and worry about editing content for their heavily pregnant sister in "O gente e a minha irmã q tá quase parindo e falando q vai me mandar conteúdo pra eu editar pra ela até sexta". Their tone is fundamentally kind and grounded: they’re bothered by people being rude to service workers in "Acho tão esquisito quando eu ando de Uber com alguém e a pessoa n cumprimenta o motorista" and gently call out harmful diet content in "uma moça q eu sigo q faz umas receitinhas fit tá com umas ideia torta nos stories beirando o TA". Even their self‑deprecating jokes sit on top of a steady, unglamorous determination to take care of themselves and others, as in the promise to fix their health in "Gente escrevam oq eu tô falando 2026 eu vou repor TODAS as minhas vitaminas e vou ser a mulher mais saudável de Bh e região metropolitana". This mix of loyalty, quiet perseverance, and everyday decency aligns much more with Hufflepuff than with the flashier traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
A song that celebrates chaotic, witty, slightly unhinged joy fits them perfectly, and Girls Just Want to Have Fun captures that vibe. They constantly turn everyday situations into comedy, from dramatic food takes like “Comi 8 lichias em 5 minutos fruta amaldiçoadaaaaaa” to over-the-top sports angst in “Pqp eu vo mata o cruzeiro”. Their timeline is full of girly micro-dramas and humor, like suffering through work in “Juro véi, o povo me passando demanda NOVA dia 17/12 isso não existeeeee” but also living for brunch and amigas in “Hoje eu e minhas amigas de brunch & fitness nos juntamos pra fazer o ✨amigo oculto das cores✨ e cara, como é bom ser uma garota”. She leans into being over-the-top and self-deprecating — calling herself “mulamba” while eyeing glamorous events in “tá todo mundo Chiquerrimo e eu tô toda mulamba pqp” — which matches the song’s playful rebellion against expectations. Even when tired or sick, like in “Eu tinha tantos planos pra essa minha mini férias mas minha imunidade resolveu q ficar deitada vendo filme eram planos melhores”, the tone is still humorous and light, echoing the song’s message that, despite everything, girls just want to enjoy life.
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