Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate artist: Constantly celebrates theater, sharing rehearsals, festivals, and invitations like “vou fazer 3 peças esse ano gente venham me ver ✨” and “não tem nadinha nesse mundo que eu ame mais 🤍”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and pride for friends, e.g. “eu amo muito o phelippe um beijo pro phelippe” and birthday praise like “MUITO PARABÉNS LAU TE AMO TE AMO TE AMO💞💞💞💞”.
- LGBTQ+ pride: Open and joyful about her sexuality, calling herself “a maior lesbica do mundo” in “meio q muito foda a cena...” and tweeting “eu amo tanto gostar de mulher meu deus é bom demais”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and irony to tell stories, like feeling like a spy around French tourists in “tinha umas gringa atras da gente...” and calling herself “a lesbica dos gatos” in “sim eu me tornei a lesbica dos gatos”.
- Community-oriented: Encourages others to support local culture, e.g. “jovens parem de gastar 10 reais em copão… assistam teatro apoiem a cultura de juiz de fora!!!” and proudly representing her school group in “infa é SENTIMENTO💚🖤 nosso objetivo é simplesmente SER. VIBRAR. REPRESENTAR.”.
Weaknesses:
- Academic neglect: Openly prioritizes theater over school, as in “chega a ser comico o tanto q eu estou vivendo pelo teatro e cagando pro colegio” and going to a physics test without knowing the material in “pegar o aviao… correr pro colegio pra fazer prova de fisica… sem saber a materia”.
- Overcommitment fatigue: Takes on many activities and ends up exhausted, shown in “pqp tabta coisa pra fazer o mês inteiro… meu corpo ta pedindo socorro” and juggling travel, bus, and exam in “pegar o aviao… rodoviaria… prova de fisica”.
- Math insecurity: Feels very insecure about basic math skills, admitting in “confissão eu nao sei fazer conta de dividir…” that she relies on trial-and-error during tests instead of understanding division.
- Impulsive habits: Shows difficulty controlling short-term impulses, like energy drink use in “alguem me proibe de tomar energetico pfv nao aguenyo mais lidar com as consequencias dos meus atos” and “chutando” an entire exam in “eu CHUTEI a prova INTEIRA do raad”.
- Emotional intensity: Feels things very strongly, which can hurt stability, as seen in “meu problema eh sempre amar demais” and the self-esteem rollercoaster in “fazer teatro eh muito legal pq so hoje minha auto estima ja foi pro chao 83x e ja foi pro espaço a mesma quantidade”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lara matches Lisa Simpson most closely: she’s expressive, idealistic, and deeply passionate about the arts, especially theater, much like Lisa with her saxophone and school plays, as seen in posts like “vou fazer 3 peças esse ano gente venham me ver ✨” and “eu realmente nao consigo olhar pro mundo acabando e pensar em fazer alguma coisa q me de dinheiro eu vou fazer oq eu amo”. Like Lisa, she’s introspective and academically self-aware, joking about her struggles with subjects such as physics and math while still caring about school performance, for example “se alguem quiser me ensinar a materia de fisica pra eu aprender de madrugada eu aceito” and “confissão eu nao sei fazer conta de dividir”. Her strong ethics and identity — proudly lesbian and very open about it — parallel Lisa’s moral conviction and social consciousness, as in “eu amo tanto gostar de mulher meu deus é bom demais” and “gente esquisita pelo amor de deus eu nao gosto de homem”. The emotional intensity and big love she feels for friends, pets, and art echo Lisa’s tendency to feel everything deeply, with tweets like “meu problema eh sempre amar demais” and “eu amo tanto esse bichinho q eu poderia explodir de vdd”. Finally, her mix of being slightly nerdy, artsy, and politically/opinionatedly queer while still being playful and chaotic online fits Lisa’s blend of earnest activism and dorky, sincere enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they thrive on people, theater, and shared experiences, constantly inviting others to shows and talking about festivals and group activities, e.g. “vou fazer 3 peças esse ano gente venham me ver ✨” and “juro por deus que assim q vc começa a fazer teatro vc entra num universo paralelo pq eu ja vivi 2 anos em 1 mês”. Their language is highly expressive, metaphorical and fandom‑driven, pointing to Intuition over Sensing, e.g. “se eu fosse muito rica eu ia viver numa ilha com os meus amigos e a gente nao ia fazer nada alem de teatro musica e jogos de tabuleiro” and “meio q muito foda a cena mais PUTA Q PARIU de todas ter a maior lesbica do mundo fazendo a narraçao…”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented, centering values, love, identity and relationships: “eu amo tanto gostar de mulher meu deus é bom demais”, “meu problema eh sempre amar demais mas eu gosto de acreditar fielmente na filosofia do max de que isso não eh um problema”, and “não tem nadinha nesse mundo que eu ame mais 🤍”. Their life seems spontaneous and flexible rather than tightly planned, fitting Perceiving: they joke about not knowing division and winging tests (“eu CHUTEI a prova INTEIRA do raad”) and describe chaotic scheduling like “pegar o aviao dps passar a madrugada na rodoviaria… correr pro colegio pra fazer prova de fisica a tarde sem saber a materia eh foda vida de artista”. Combining high energy, idealism, love of theater and people, and emotional expressiveness, ENFP best matches their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if theater is “dangerous because of the gays”, I’m just checking when your next play is, so I can put myself in immediate danger with you in the front row.
- You said you’d live numa ilha com seus amigos só fazendo teatro, música e jogos de tabuleiro… does that island accept one more lesbian who buys tickets instead of copão and brings snacks for post-show cuddles?
- You keep saying you don’t like men and that you’re the lesbica dos gatos — lucky for you I’m not a man and I’d absolutely spend the whole day giving carinho in your hair while Miya gets the belly rubs.
- You went from ‘trancar meus melhores amigos no meu quarto’ to ‘vou fazer 3 peças esse ano’ to ‘viajar pra Bahia por causa do teatro’… I’m not saying you’re magical, but if anyone’s casually becoming “a criatura mais poderosa q existe no universo”, it’s you, and I’d like to be your little side character.
- You: forgetting how divisão works, vivendo de madrugada, pegando avião, rodoviária, prova de física, festival em Minas, peça em JF, tudo por amor ao palco. Me: zero in matemática, 10 em feelings, achando que a equação perfeita é bem simples — you + me + theater date = infa é SENTIMENTO.
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2006. theatre kid in Juiz de Fora, proudly lesbian, powered by cats and festivals. Once flew for a play and took a physics test the same day.– @laralvns
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Theater Jet Lag Spritz
This drink runs on pure chaotic stamina, like catching a plane, surviving a night at the bus station and still going to a physics test, echoing their “vida de artista” energy in “pegar o aviao dps passar a madrugada na rodoviaria... vida de artista”. The cachaça with coffee is strong and wired, matching their energetic theater life and late-night studying vibe in “se alguem quiser me ensinar a materia de fisica pra eu aprender de madrugada eu aceito ja vou ta acordada mesmo 😭☝️”. Guava juice brings a bright, fruity sweetness for how loudly and joyfully they love women, as in “eu amo tanto gostar de mulher meu deus é bom demais” and their proud lesbian self-image. Sparkling citrus soda captures their fizzy happiness about theater and festivals in “vou fazer 3 peças esse ano gente venham me ver ✨” and “o teatro realmente me levou pra bahia... 🫶 que experiencia linda 🥺🩵”. The pink pepper bitters add a spicy, slightly bitter kick for their sharp opinions and humor when dealing with weird people and clueless heteros in “gente esquisita pelo amor de deus eu nao gosto de homem” and “homens hetero ficam muito ofendidos quando eu chamo eles de divos...”. Finally, the lime zest and glitter rim is theatrical flair for someone who lives on stage and in color, shining through tweets like “juro por deus que assim q vc começa a fazer teatro vc entra num universo paralelo pq eu ja vivi 2 anos em 1 mês” and their eternal dedication to INFANTE in “infa é SENTIMENTO💚🖤 nosso objetivo é simplesmente SER. VIBRAR. REPRESENTAR.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core traits are loyalty, warmth, and a love of community, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities. They repeatedly center their life around theater and their group rather than individual glory, celebrating the ensemble and inviting others to support local culture: “jovens parem de gastar 10 reais em copão😞✋ gastem em ingresso assistam teatro apoiem a cultura de juiz de fora!!! (assistam luz ancestral dia 30 ou 31 às 16hr tem eu 😝” and “infa é SENTIMENTO💚🖤 nosso objetivo é simplesmente SER. VIBRAR. REPRESENTAR. e é por isso que a gente continua cativando o povinho do fundamental”. Their affection for friends and pets is intense and constant, like when they say “eu amo tanto esse bichinho q eu poderia explodir de vdd” and “eu amo muito o phelippe um beijo pro phelippe”, showing the kind of steadfast, demonstrative care Hufflepuffs are known for. They’re willing to sacrifice comfort and sleep for commitments, as in “pegar o aviao dps passar a madrugada na rodoviaria… correr pro colegio pra fazer prova de fisica a tarde sem saber a materia eh foda vida de artista”, which reflects hard work and dedication more than ambition. While they have creative and idealistic streaks that might hint at Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, their defining features are devotion to their people, to their troupe, and to just “vibrar” together—very solidly Hufflepuff.
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Your song
You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them best is “You Need To Calm Down” by Taylor Swift, especially the unapologetically queer, colorful, and community‑oriented vibe. They’re loudly proud about loving women, as in “eu amo tanto gostar de mulher meu deus é bom demais” and “gente esquisita pelo amor de deus eu nao gosto de homem”, which mirrors the song’s celebration of LGBTQ+ identity. The song’s playful clapbacks also match how they joke about gays and theater, like “iconico o prof me mandando video de um cara falando THEATER IS DANGEROUS BECAUSE OF THE GAYS!!!!” and the way they hype queer stories in media in “meio q muito foda a cena... 1 viadinho se aceita e casualmente se transforma na criatura mais poderosa q existe no universo”. On top of that, the song’s colorful, campy energy fits their love for theater and performance, reflected in tweets like “vou fazer 3 peças esse ano gente venham me ver ✨” and “não tem nadinha nesse mundo que eu ame mais 🤍” about the stage. Overall, the track’s mix of queer pride, humor, and defiant joy closely mirrors how they present themselves online.
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