Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Supportive: She expresses genuine concern for her online friends' wellbeing, as seen when she “worried abt foomfie” who went offline.
- Polite Communication: She maintains a friendly tone by regularly “wishing everyone goodnight” and “good morning”.
- Creative Interests: She engages in hobbies like makeup and fashion, offering to “show her outfit” or “sharing her makeup”.
- High Standards: She demonstrates academic ambition, expressing “disappointment in getting 76%” on an exam instead of her 90% goal.
- Grateful Nature: She shows appreciation for small kindnesses, “loving the gimmicks” and nice messages sent to her strawpage.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: She regularly posts about cutting, even “posting videos of herself” and “seeking deeper wounds”.
- Disordered Eating: Her bio lists “extreme goal weights” and she tweets about “starving to death”.
- Suicidal Ideation: She frequently expresses a desire to die, “repeating the phrase 'im killing myself'” many times in one post.
- Academic Neglect: Due to her mental health struggles, she “skips school” and “fails subjects”.
- Poor Self-Image: She struggles with intense body dysmorphia, “calling herself fat” despite having a very low weight.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the dark nature of her content, @laraofshedtwt mirrors Lisa Simpson through her academic anxiety and the intense pressure she places on herself to succeed. She expresses deep distress over her education, tweeting, “im failing one subject at school... im so tired of this school year, i cant even bring myself to study” and “i was expecting smth around 80/90%” after receiving a lower grade. Like Lisa, she struggles with her self-image and a sense of being “so pathetic” when she feels she isn't meeting her own perfectionist standards. Her introverted nature and reliance on hobbies like “reading” and playing Project Sekai further align with Lisa’s studious and solitary personality traits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Lara demonstrates Introversion through her self-described “introverted ass” and a preference for “texting >> talking”. Her Sensing trait is evident in her focus on concrete physical details, such as monitoring her weight down to the pound and describing the visual “quality of my cutting vid”. She aligns with Feeling by making decisions based on internal emotional distress and reacting strongly to social cues, such as feeling “so embarrassed” when a friend discovers her secret habits. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her lack of academic structure, admitting she “can't even bring myself to study” and often “skipped school again” rather than following a planned schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’d never let your PJSK lag—how about we skip the solo show and play a multi-live together instead?
- Are you a high-quality camera roll? Because Twitter doesn't do justice to how amazing you look.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a bus schedule—I'd never let you miss your stop, even if you fell asleep on my shoulder.
- If you’re looking for a reason to celebrate, we don't need donuts; I’d rather just treat you to a white Monster and some Kuromi merch.
- Is your back still hurting? Because you've been carrying the entire Polish timeline on your shoulders lately.
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Warsaw resident and Project SEKAI enthusiast. When I’m not practicing makeup or collecting Kuromi, I’m likely overdressing for a bus ride. Business: [email protected]– @laraofshedtwt
Your signature cocktail
The Purple Styro-Slush
This experimental slushie is inspired by her tweet “should i freeze my konjac jelly??👀 i saw someone saying that u can make like that yummy slushie”. The White Monster represents her favorite “white monster cuz i was craving it bc of doa😋”, while the sloe gin gives the drink a dark hue reflecting when she noted “omg my scars were turning purple but this is the first time im seeing them this dark”. The pomegranate seeds metaphorically mirror her dark fascination with “watching styros fillling w blood”. Served ice cold because, as she mentions, “im freezingggggg like literally 24/7”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lara demonstrates a strong sense of Slytherin ambition and self-preservation through her rigid goal-setting and desire for exclusivity. In her bio, she explicitly states, “i block freely!!”, showcasing a selective and guarded social approach typical of the house. Her ambition is reflected in her constant use of the phrase “locking in” to achieve personal milestones, even at great personal cost. Furthermore, she exhibits a resourceful, if dark, cunning by keeping specific techniques secret, noted when she writes “my fav method (im not sharing idc.) finally worked”. Her obsession with status and results, such as noting when she is “on trending in slitside”, aligns her firmly with the house of the ambitious.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song Prom Queen perfectly captures Lara’s deep struggle with body dysmorphia and the relentless pressure to reach an idealized weight. She expresses a painful nostalgia for her past body, tweeting “i miss my lw”, which mirrors the song's themes of self-comparison and longing for a different reflection. Her bio highlights a extreme obsession with numbers—listing a goal weight of 80lbs—and her tweets reflect the self-loathing that comes with perceived failure, such as when she says “im so fucking fat omg i need to lock in frfr”. Furthermore, her admission that “shivering burns cals” highlights the harmful behaviors she justifies to achieve her goals. Ultimately, the track's focus on the destructive nature of beauty standards resonates with her constant cycle of fasting, purging, and self-harm.
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