Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Goal-oriented: Frequently talks about pursuing medicine as a long-term dream, e.g. mapping her ‘dream courses’ timeline in “meus cursos dos sonhos em linha do tempo…”.
- Supportive: Encourages other students with resources and guidance, like sharing study platforms and coupons in “a estuda liberou 32% de desconto no meu cupom…” and recommending the biology course in “cupom: LARASMED extensivo biologia gui goulart…”.
- Self-aware: Openly acknowledges personal habits and limits, e.g. admitting study-group style doesn’t work for her in “eu entrava em todos os grupos de whatsapp de estudo… n funciona p mim, é mais provável eu seguir pelo ypt”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful commentary about daily life and pop culture, like “almoço: lasanha lanche da tarde: lasanha jantar: lasanha” and “aquele amg q passou na faculdade no pelo: sem namorado…”.
- Engaged: Actively interacts with academic and social topics, promoting lives, simulados and giveaways as in “entrem no grupo do prof p realizarem o simulado aberto” and “STUDY GIVEAWAY PLANNER”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-criticism: Talks harshly about her own performance and choices, for example “A minha tri melhorou em relação ao ano passado, mas a redação.. q vergonha” and “não estou preparada psicologicamente p ver minha nota na redação”.
- Overcommitment: Joins multiple study groups and resources then pulls back, as in “eu entrava em todos os grupos de whatsapp de estudo… depois eu parava de interagir e saia de tudo”, suggesting difficulty filtering commitments early.
- Emotional-vulnerability: Shows strong emotional impact from academic stress and decisions, e.g. describing post-ENEM exhaustion in “como q volta pra rotina depois de um mês em estado vegetativo” and frustration with systemic changes in “logo na minha vez de de ser vestibulanda, todo o sistema de educação decide mudar da noite pro dia”.
- Routine-instability: Mentions difficulty returning to or maintaining routine, like “como q volta pra rotina depois de um mês em estado vegetativo” and needing a temporary study break in “ps: n to pegando pesado nos estudos, estou em descanso por um tempinho”.
- Public-frustration: Often vents publicly about platforms, media, and systems, for instance criticizing Netflix marketing in “esse marketing de dividir os lançamentos dos episódios da netflix ta podre” and threatening to ‘rebel’ if the platform is removed in “se o elon musk derrubar essa conta… vai acontecer uma rebelião”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lara most closely matches Lisa Simpson: she’s academically driven, reflective, and emotionally aware, much like Lisa with her love of school and overachiever tendencies. She talks a lot about study routines and prep courses for tough exams like medicine, for example her promotion of biology and question banks in tweets like “banco de questões q eu utilizei nos meus estudos e me fez alcançar 42/45 em linguagens no enem cupom: LARASMED” and “já começaram as aulas de biologia no curso do prof gui link+cupom: cupom: LARASMED”, which fits Lisa’s studious side. She’s introspective and honest about how emotions affect her health and performance, as in “emocional afeta saúde sim” and her anxiety about grades like “não estou preparada psicologicamente p ver minha nota na redação”. At the same time, she has a playful, pop-culture-heavy side—commenting on Netflix, Stranger Things, Grammys, and music, as in “stranger things: muito marketing p pouco desenvolvimento de trama” and “primeiro grammy sem a oli estou me sentindo desertada”—similar to Lisa’s love of books, culture, and niche interests. Finally, she shows a strong sense of fairness and civic concern, criticizing educational decisions in “a decisão do inep é um total desrespeito a milhares de estudantes… #anulaenem”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to speak out about social issues.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with followers, host giveaways and planners, and promote study communities and lives, e.g. inviting people to join the professor’s group and live in “entrem no grupo do prof p realizarem o simulado aberto 👇🏼” and “gnt hj tem live no canal do gui as duas hrs 💜”. Their focus on study strategies, ENEM, and concrete tools like question banks and specific courses shows Sensing, as in “banco de questões q eu utilizei nos meus estudos e me fez alcançar 42/45 em linguagens no enem” and the detailed mentions of specific teachers and platforms. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they emphasize emotional impact, fairness and empathy, e.g. “emocional afeta saúde sim” and their indignation at policy decisions in “a decisão do inep é um total desrespeito a milhares de estudantes”, and they often frame things in terms of how people feel (hate comments on approvals, students who can’t afford courses). Their tweets also reflect a Judging preference: she talks about planners, cronograms and structured study (“cronograma 2026 pelo prof” in “cronograma 2026 pelo prof” and organizing study routines in “TOUR COMPLETO ESTUDA — onde estudar, listas, e cronograma”), and she frequently promotes time-limited discounts and preparation strategies, suggesting planning and decisiveness. Combining the outward focus on people and community, emotional tone, and structured, goal‑oriented study life, ENFJ is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So your timeline is astronaut at 11 and medicina at 19… if I start studying now, do I have a chance to land somewhere between your aero 🛫 phase and your med school celebration pics?
- You got 42/45 in ENEM linguagens and still called it ‘vergonha’ because of redação… if you ever need a new theme to train on, I volunteer as the proposal: ‘the emotional impact of falling for someone who DMs you after seeing your study threads.’
- You said Netflix’s split releases are ‘podre’ and Stranger Things is all marketing, little plot — I promise if we watch something together I’ll give you zero filler episodes, only well‑paced cuddles and solid character development.
- You survived ENEM snacks, lasanha for all three meals, and the emotional damage of waiting for redação results — I feel like if we went on a date, you’d handle my social anxiety the same way you handle simulados: with a planner, a cupom, and absurd patience.
- You’re out here choosing isoladas like Ricci and Tathi, obsessing over diastemas, and planning medicina… statistically speaking, the only variável missing in your aprovação is a crush who knows what ‘gag’ means in your vocabulary. Can I submit my application?
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Your new Twitter bio
Future med student & ENEM survivor in training. Part-time bookworm, full-time coupon hunter. Once scored 42/45 in linguagens and still complained.– @larasmed
Your signature cocktail
Folklore & Final Exam Fizz
This cocktail starts with espresso-infused cachaça for the long study grinds and late lives she shares, like organizing ENEM prep and giveaways while joking that “como q volta pra rotina depois de um mês em estado vegetativo”. A guaraná soda reduction with lime brings bright, Brazilian energy to match her 🇧🇷🇺🇲🇪🇸 vibe and the way she hypes coupons and courses, as in “a estuda liberou 32% de desconto no meu cupom, e vcs levam uma apostila de redação nota mil de presente”. Spiced hibiscus syrup adds a romantic, slightly dramatic edge for the girl who lives between Harry Styles and Taylor’s forests, like when she jokes “ele indo pra floresta do folklore após o término”. A dash of salted caramel bitters represents the mix of sweetness and rant energy in her timeline, from calling out ENEM chaos “a decisão do inep é um total desrespeito a milhares de estudantes” to laughing that “o q seria de uma mulher sem a sua rant”. Finally, sparkling water with an orange twist keeps it light and fizzy—like her playful complaints about Netflix’s releases “esse marketing de dividir os lançamentos dos episódios da netflix ta podre” and her study-group confessions in “eu entrava em todos os grupos de whatsapp de estudo… n funciona p mim, é mais provável eu seguir pelo ypt”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Lara consistently presents herself as someone who genuinely enjoys learning and academic refinement, not just as a means to an end. She is deeply involved with study platforms, question banks, and courses, often sharing resources and performance details like achieving “42/45 em linguagens no enem” and explaining that a certain banco de questões “me fez alcançar 42/45 em linguagens no enem” while promoting it with her code “banco de questões q eu utilizei nos meus estudos e me fez alcançar 42/45 em linguagens no enem”. Her interest goes beyond exams into broader intellectual curiosity, such as wanting to read Shakespeare before watching an adaptation: “eu to querendo ler hamlet, sim ainda n li, e dps assistir hamnet”. She also thinks metacognitively about study methods and her own learning style, noting that WhatsApp study groups don't work for her and that YouTube is more effective: “depois eu parava de interagir e saia de tudo :/ n funciona p mim, é mais provável eu seguir pelo ypt”. There is clear ambition (aiming for medicine), but the tone is more about mastering content, finding good teachers, and optimizing how she studies than about power or prestige. This characteristic blend of love of learning, self-analysis, and intellectual curiosity fits Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
The Archer - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for Lara is “The Archer” because it captures the introspective, vulnerable side of someone who is ambitious yet emotionally self-aware. She’s intensely focused on medicine and studying, as seen in posts about ENEM, study platforms and simulations, like when she shares her biology course link and coupon in “já começaram as aulas de biologia no curso do prof gui link+cupom: cupom: LARASMED ( td maiusculo link:” and talks about using question banks to get high scores in ENEM in “banco de questões q eu utilizei nos meus estudos e me fez alcançar 42/45 em linguagens no enem cupom: LARASMED”. At the same time, her tweets show emotional sensitivity and anxiety about grades and the future, like “não estou preparada psicologicamente p ver minha nota na redação” and her disappointment with her writing score in “A minha tri melhorou em relação ao ano passado, mas a redação.. q vergonha”. She also openly reflects on how emotions affect health in “emocional afeta saúde sim”, mirroring the song’s theme of inner conflict and self-questioning. Overall, The Archer fits her mix of drive, self-critique, and emotional depth expressed throughout her timeline.
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