Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Achievement: Maintains high performance in difficult subjects, reporting “a 100 in discrete math”.
- Artistic Interest: Engages in creative hobbies and shares progress, such as his “new drawing”.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: Displays humility regarding his gaming skills, calling himself the “worst geometrical dasher NA”.
- Goal Oriented: Demonstrates extreme focus and dedication, even remaining “locked in” during a fire alarm.
- Conflict Resolution: Shows a desire to end interpersonal drama by asking to “squash the beef”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Rhetoric: Uses extreme and violent imagery toward others, suggesting he is “brutally decapitating” certain users.
- Defamatory Language: Makes severe, unverified accusations by labeling a user a “Nazi and IDF soldier”.
- Poor Safety Awareness: Prioritizes video games over physical safety when a “fire alarm” is active.
- Excessive Sleeping: Admits to an unproductive schedule of wanting to “sleep 16 hours a day”.
- Social Validation Seeking: Repeatedly asks for attention or follows from others, such as asking “can I get a follow back”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, LargeSmallGuy is a mischievous and chaotic teenager who thrives on internet subculture and extreme hyperbole, evident when he jokes about “brutally decapitating” his peers. He displays a typical 'underachiever' rebellious streak by making outrageous claims about others, such as calling a user a “Nazi and IDF soldier” before immediately asking to “squash the beef” when it affects his mental state. His focus on gaming over safety, like staying “locked in playing sterero madness” during a fire alarm, mirrors Bart's reckless priorities. Despite the edgy persona, he still worries about his status and “grades for the semester,” reflecting the hidden vulnerability of a school-aged prankster.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
LargeSmallGuy exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary gaming and academic hibernation, notably stating it is “time to go into hibernation and sleep 16 hours a day since it's winter break”. His Intuition (N) and Feeling (F) are visible in his self-deprecating humor and emotional reactions to online social dynamics, ranging from extreme hyperbole about rivals to pleading, “can we pls squash the beef? it is taking a real toll on my mental”. He demonstrates Perceiving (P) through a spontaneous and irreverent tweeting style, often posting niche memes or erratic thoughts like “feeling like this rn lwk but we ballin”. Overall, his focus on personal values, internal emotional states, and creative outlets like his “new drawing ig” aligns with the idealistic yet chaotic nature of an INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you 'The Great Garloo'? Because you're looking 'The Great Goated' today and I’m definitely feeling the game.
- I promise I’m not wave carried, so how about we skip the Geometry Dash practice and you show me how to 'lock in' over dinner?
- If you can survive a semester of Discrete Math and AP Stat, surely you can handle the probability of us going on a date?
- Is your heart the 'GOAT' himself? Because seeing you has me feeling like this is not a drill—I repeat, this is not a drill!
- I’d never let a fire alarm distract me from you; I’m 'lowkirkenuinely' locked into your vibe more than a game of Stereo Madness.
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Your new Twitter bio
AP student and discrete math enthusiast by day, Geometry Dash trier by night. I once stayed 'locked in' during a fire alarm just to beat Stereo Madness.– @LargeSmallGuy
Your signature cocktail
The Lowkey Locked-In Libation
This cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a student who claims to be the “worst geometrical dasher NA”. The strong spirit represents his intense gaming focus when he is “lwk (lowkirkenuinely) locked in playing sterero madness”, while the bitter notes reflect his volatile social life where he oscillates between wanting to “brutally decapitating @TheTH____” and asking to “pls squash the beef”. Despite the drama, the sparkling finish reminds us he’s just a student ready for “winter break” who thinks he's “The Great Goated”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
LargeSmallGuy exhibits the resourcefulness and ambition characteristic of a Slytherin, taking pride in his academic achievements as seen when he showcases “my grades for the semester + a 100 in discrete math”. His social interactions lean toward self-preservation and calculated public maneuvering, exemplified by his attempt to end a feud by asking, “.@TheTH____ can we pls squash the beef? it is taking a real toll on my mental.”. He also displays a sharp, occasionally ruthless edge when dealing with adversaries, declaring that “we are brutally decapitating @TheTH____ and @GoehringA33 in 2026”. This blend of academic drive and a focus on social standing—such as his excitement when “the GOAT himself just followed me”—solidifies his placement in Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Stay Inside - OcularNebula
As a self-described “worst geometrical dasher NA”, LargeSmallGuy’s online presence is heavily defined by the rhythm game Geometry Dash. This song reflects the intense focus required when he is “locked in playing sterero madness” even while his fire alarm is going off. The electronic, high-energy vibe of the track mirrors his chaotic social media behavior, ranging from accusing people of being Nazis to then asking to “pls squash the beef” because it affects his mental health. Finally, the title Stay Inside fits his plan to “go into hibernation and sleep 16 hours a day” now that winter break has started.
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