Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: a smart, artsy, politically aware teenager who feels misunderstood and vents online. The user is clearly bookish/academic but exasperated with school and teachers, very Lisa-coded: they complain about professors and institutional failure, e.g. “Me tendré que suicidar para que mi instituto finalmente me escuche? Profesores de mierda vayanse a tomar x culo…” and joke about exams all being stacked together “Están comunicando telepáticamente en cual semana poner todos los exámenes finales de golpe…”. They’re creative and introspective, sharing drawings and class creations like “Nuevo dibujo pero no me gustó como me salió la cara” and “Creación reciente hecha en clase”, which fits Lisa’s artistic, self-critical side. They also show strong moral and political opinions about abuse, Epstein, and rock “pedo” culture, e.g. “Las cosas que >>cierta gente<< hace para desviar la atención del escándalo de Epstein…”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to call out injustice even when it makes her unpopular. Finally, there’s a feeling of loneliness and being a bit out of place—venting about bullying and feeling ignored—while still using sharp humor and niche music fandoms to cope, much like Lisa uses jazz, books, and activism to survive Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they explicitly avoid showing their face due to privacy and safety concerns, saying they don’t want to end up "in a telegram group about AI porn" in “Pero eso implicaría mostrar mi cara y no quiero aparecer en un grupo de telegram sobre porno generado con ia”, and they fantasize about people stalking their account yet feel awkward when it actually happens in “Si me vais a stalkear la cuenta de pies a cabeza…”. Their humor and interests are highly associative and imaginative rather than concrete, pointing to Intuition: they turn math into a little story in “Para mi el seno y coseno son hermanos y los dos son amigos del tangente ❤️” and riff meta-jokes about fandom and parasocial dynamics in “Born to be a chica adolescente twitera forced to be a guiri músico”. They are strongly Feeling: they vent emotional distress about school and injustice in “Me tendré que suicidar para que mi instituto finalmente me escuche? Profesores de mierda vayanse a tomar x culo, ahora resulta que soy yo la culpable x defenderme de mariconazos” and show attachment and tenderness toward friends and family in posts like “Mejor amiga no eres de mi sangre y pareces mi hermanita eres la mas leal”. Their tone is blunt and sometimes harsh, but it’s value-driven rather than purely logical, as in their moral outrage in “Las cosas que >>cierta gente<< hace para desviar la atención del escándalo de Epstein...”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they describe themselves as "flopping" and disorganized in “Me gustan las lentejas quemadas pero como estoy flopeando desde el año pasado nadie va a leer esto”, joke about chaotic school schedules in “Están comunicando telepáticamente en cual semana poner todos los exámenes finales de golpe”, and generally post in a spontaneous, stream‑of‑consciousness way rather than presenting structured plans. Putting this together, they best fit INFP: introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- If seno and coseno are siblings and both friends with tangente, can I be the weird fourth function in your circle, the one that only appears when you say ‘Electrones x Protones yaoi buscar’? Because I’m already shipping us.
- You said you feel like a Victorian seeing ankles for the first time; meanwhile I opened your profile, saw all the Liam/Noel chaos, Blur grief and Gorillaz punk, and basically experienced the Twitter equivalent of a sexual awakening.
- You don’t want to post your face in case it ends up in some cursed AI porn group, so how about this: we skip the face reveal and go straight to the important part—me listening to you rant about Noel’s iPad, Epstein distractions and your institute’s bullshit while we drink the coffee you *not*-mansplain to me.
- If Liam can fall in love with Paul McCartney in your Tomodachi Life, statistically speaking there’s a universe where you fall in love with the bitch who actually remembers it’s your X anniversary and thinks your ‘gordo mimado’ edits are high art—can we speedrun to that timeline?
- You said you’d have treated Pattie better than George and Eric; I’m just here humbly applying to be your Pattie—promise I’ll appreciate your burned lentils, your second-hand-shop gas-mask adventures, and every single Noel teeth insult like they’re love letters.
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Your new Twitter bio
Teen art gremlin in Loquendo City, coffee mansplaining survivor, part‑time Oasis archivist. Once faked my own social‑media death for the bit.– @Lariat_69
Your signature cocktail
Mother Vivian’s Anemic Mansplaini-tini 67
This cocktail is built on an overproof white rum shot because their timeline is loud, chaotic and a bit unhinged, like when they rant about school and teachers in “Me tendré que suicidar para que mi instituto finalmente me escuche? Profesores de mierda vayanse a tomar x culo”. Blood orange juice nods to their anemia and dramatic flair in “La anemia es una garrapata una vez la pillas no te suelta wtf”, adding a sweet-tart punch that fits their mix of cariño and rage. A hit of cold brew coffee concentrate represents their sharp, slightly bitter sarcasm and late-night doomscrolling energy, echoing the exhausted academic angst of “Están comunicando telepáticamente en cual semana poner todos los exámenes finales de golpe”. The glittery blue curaçao float captures their hyper, fandom-heavy, shitposting side, from Oasis conspiracies like “Todo esto es un truco de Liam para darle mas atención a Villanelle....” to Pink Floyd tsundere takes in “Mi tsundere favorita es Roger Waters”. Finally, the smoked salt & pepper rim stands for the harsh, spicy insults and dark humor sprinkled through their feed, such as “En realidad Liam solo es el puto más puto putoide de todos” and their gleefully blasphemous science shitpost “Electrones x Protones yaoi buscar”. Strong, slightly bitter, weirdly pretty and unexpectedly comforting, it’s the drink version of someone who says “Taking less showers so that there's more water for my ChatGPT therapy sessions ❤️” and somehow makes it sound relatable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: confrontational bravery, willingness to defend themselves, and a tendency to speak out even when it brings trouble. They openly call out unfair treatment and fantasize about extreme measures just to be heard, e.g. “Me tendré que suicidar para que mi instituto finalmente me escuche? Profesores de mierda vayanse a tomar x culo, ahora resulta que soy yo la culpable x defenderme de mariconazos”, which reflects both impulsive anger and standing up for themselves. They also position themselves as an avenger or protector, like in “Yo te vengaré Nancy”, suggesting a hero-complex streak and a readiness to crusade for others. Their humor is sharp and confrontational, as seen when they blast public figures and fandom drama: “A Noel hay que batarlo no hay otra” and “Absoluto gilipollas.”, indicating low fear of conflict and a bold, sometimes reckless tongue. While they are creative and witty, their defining pattern is loud, emotional, and combative courage more than detached analysis or quiet loyalty, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Girls & Boys - Blur
The best-fitting song for them is Girls & Boys by Blur, a chaotic, witty track about messy youth, gender nonconformity, and nightlife culture. They openly adore Britpop/rock figures and Blur-adjacent fandoms, as seen in posts like “QEPD el mayor fan de blur 💔💔💔 te extrañaremos” and many Noel/Liam/Oasis jokes. Their personality mixes sharp sarcasm, queer language reclamation, and self-aware drama, such as “Una cosa es verse femenino por simple suerte genética y otra cosa es ser Don Maricón Mariconazo McMaricon” and “Born to be a chica adolescente twitera forced to be a guiri músico”, which fits the song’s playful, fluid take on identity and desire. The track’s themes of hedonism and disaffected youth mirror their dark humor and school-life complaints, like “Me tendré que suicidar para que mi instituto finalmente me escuche? Profesores de mierda…”. Overall, Girls & Boys captures their mix of queer sensibility, Britpop obsession, and irreverent commentary on how weird and exhausting people are.
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