Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hard Working: She maintains a demanding routine, commuting via Supervia and working long “8:20 to 18:20” shifts while balancing Estácio university exams.
- Domestic Pride: She finds genuine satisfaction in maintaining her home, feeling “delighted” when her stove is clean and shiny.
- Humorous: She uses “heavy laughter” and witty commentary to cope with daily stressors like public transport and office life.
- Transparent: She is candid about her mental health and physical struggles, openly discussing “anxiety” and exhaustion.
- Grateful: She expresses “gratitude” for small improvements in her day, such as a cheerful new intern making her mornings brighter.
Weaknesses:
- Impatience: She struggles with waiting, noting she could “die of anxiety” over a 25-day delivery for furniture.
- Judgmental: She expresses “hatred for ugly people” and makes harsh comments about strangers' physical appearances on the train.
- Short Tempered: Small inconveniences like people “singing” or coworkers looking at clothing websites trigger intense feelings of rage.
- Impulsive Eating: She admits to “food compulsion”, such as eating an entire chocolate bar and a pot of couscous due to stress.
- Work Dissatisfaction: She harbors deep resentment toward her office, wishing the “office would explode” and describing it as a landfill.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Larissa mirrors Marge's perpetual state of being the overworked emotional backbone who is “EXAUSTA” and finds small joys in domestic order, such as “deitar na cama sabendo que meu fogão está limpo e brilhando”. Like Marge dealing with Homer and the kids, she feels like she is “babá de todos” while balancing a grueling commute on the Supervia. She possesses a sharp, judgmental wit regarding social behavior, similar to Marge’s disapproving mumbles, especially when she notes that “nada me irrita mais do que gente sem iniciativa”. Ultimately, she is a hardworking woman just trying to survive her chaotic environment with the help of a little “rivotrilzinho” to cope with the stress.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Larissa exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant, unfiltered commentary on the world around her and her desire to be at social events, such as her dream of “estar nessa festa do bbb”. Her Sensing (S) trait is evident in her preoccupation with immediate physical sensations and concrete details of her daily commute, like “pingar de suor antes das 8 da manhã” or the joy of a “fogão está limpo e brilhando”. She leads with Feeling (F), reacting to situations with raw emotion and blunt, subjective judgments about others, such as when she expresses “vontade de pisar nessa cara feia” regarding a reality TV contestant. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her struggle with routine and self-regulation, admitting to “compulsão alimentar” and a general frustration with the structured constraints of her “trabalho presencial”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Rivotril, but I promise I can help you forget about the Supervia seats and that office that should’ve exploded by now.
- Forget the Estácio exams and the four bosses—how about we skip the 'work like a vagabond' part and go straight to the 'drinking wine and eating popcorn with bacon' part?
- I promise I’ll never narrate a football game on your timeline, and I’ll even bring you a warm coffee in bed so you don't have to worry about those wisdom teeth.
- Are you a perfectly clean, shiny stove? Because coming home to you would be the best part of my day.
- I’d definitely face a 6-meter canaleta in the middle of the rush hour metro just to make sure you never have to eat a maggot-filled paçoca ever again.
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Rio-based CLT worker surviving the SuperVia commute one rant at a time. Aspiring minimalist (except for chocolate and coffee) and Estácio student. Hire me for my honesty.– @laripnd
Your signature cocktail
The SuperVia Stress-Reliever
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a CLT worker who is “EXAUSTA” and dreaming of the day her “feijão já estaria na panela prontinho” instead of commuting. The coffee base reflects her constant battle with office life where she wishes the “escritório exploda”, while the Moscatel mimics her specific craving: “só um casa perini moscatel me salvaria dessa situação”. It’s served in a 'jump out the window' style glass because of her “VONTADE DE SAIR CORRENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO DESSE LUGAR”, balanced with a sweet rim to celebrate being the “pessoa mais feliz do mundo comendo a pipoquinha”. Finally, it’s strictly garnished with a safe, larva-free candy to avoid repeating the tragedy where her “dia estava bom demais... paçoca no trem e estava CHEIA DE LARVAS”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Larissa exhibits strong Slytherin traits through her sharp wit, self-preservation, and unfiltered ambition to escape the drudgery of her current environment. She demonstrates the classic Slytherin disdain for perceived mediocrity, tweeting that a woman looking at clothing sites instead of working is “simply visionária. otária sou eu” and criticizing her workplace as a “lixão” that deserves her “salto surrado.” Her resourcefulness is evident in how she manages her stress and office politics, while her blunt honesty about “hating ugly people” on the train showcases a certain elitist edge common to the house. Ultimately, her focus on personal comfort, her hatred for “people without initiative,” and her desire to bypass the 'CLT' grind align her perfectly with the ambitious and shrewd nature of Salazar Slytherin.
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9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
Larissa’s feed is a modern, Carioca manifesto against the drudgery of corporate life, perfectly echoing the frustrations of the working class. She is constantly “EXAUSTA” by her routine, frequently tweeting “caralho trabalho presencial é micoso demais” and dreaming of the moment “meu feijão já estaria na panela prontinho” if she weren't stuck in traffic. Like the song, she highlights the absurdity of the office hierarchy, noting a “visionária” coworker who avoids work while she feels like she's “trabalhando igual uma vagabunda”. Between the Supervia commutes and the desire to see her “escritório exploda,” her life is a literal climb on a 'ladder of made of devotion' that she desperately wants to jump off of.
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