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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, sharp, self-aware version of Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and a bit dramatic about growing up and responsibilities, stressing over exams and the future in tweets like “enem esse ano me mudar esse ano começar a estudar pra faculdade final do ano e procurar cursos 2026 nao passou nem um lubrificante antes de querer começar a me fuder”. They mix genuine emotional vulnerability with humor, for example pairing a silly Batman mug joke with a serious admission in “tomando bat café na minha bat caneca kkkkk… tenho depressao fortíssima e acho q nunca vai curar”, which mirrors Lisa’s blend of wit and melancholy. Their love for media, niche fandoms, and moral opinions (complaining about fandoms, bad takes, and hypocrisy in tweets like “o tanto que eu odeio o fandom de hazbin hotel é brincadeira viu” and “até pra escrever texto de despedida esse povo usa chat gpt pqp qual a dificuldade de escrever oq vc sente de coração?”) is very Lisa-coded: opinionated, a bit judgmental, but guided by a personal sense of ethics. At the same time, their chaotic humor and intense fandom brainrot (Jason Todd, Han Jisung, DC, RPG) give them the vibe of a grown-up, Extremely Terminally Online Lisa who swapped the sax for comics, K‑pop, and TTRPG sessions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean more Extraverted than Introverted: they constantly interact with moots, host little social games like “ooi moots passem seus tik toks para criarmos foguinho pf #paidefoguinho”, and dramatize social life and family events (“noite da pizza em família e to morrendo de medo da minha mãe sair na mão com a minha tia.”), suggesting someone energized by people and online engagement. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they love fandom/lore and imaginative scenarios, like the RPG seita dream in “sonhei que ia pra outro estado jogar rpg... era uma seita” and the theatrical framing of everyday life in tweets such as “indo ver meu marido que retornou da guerra (minha amiga que voltou de viagem)”. They read as primarily Feeling: even when they rant, it’s value‑ and emotion‑driven (e.g. moral irritation at fandom behavior in “o tanto que eu odeio o fandom de hazbin hotel é brincadeira viu” and protectiveness/jealousy in “galera olhem minha namorada mas nao olhem muito pq eu tenho ciumes”), and they openly reference their mental health in “tenho depressao fortíssima e acho q nunca vai curar”. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving: life is portrayed as chaotic and reactive rather than scheduled, like living on empadas in “a semana toda vivendo a base de empada doce pq é muito bom”, dealing last‑minute with things like a moldy backpack in “como falar pro meu pai que minha mochila mofou sem levar uma pisa?”, and joking about 2026 "not using lube" in “2026 nao passou nem um lubrificante antes de querer começar a me fuder”. Overall, the expressive, chaotic, people‑oriented, fandom‑obsessed style fits ENFP better than the more structured or reserved types.

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18 • future law gremlin & DC apologist • lives on empadas doces, Hellblazer delays and stray popsicles in the freezer • probably talking about Han Jisung– @larphobia

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with spiced dark rum for their chaotic, slightly unhinged nerd energy, channeling the Constantine/Jason Todd obsession from “se amanha eu nao tiver a hq do hellblazer em minhas moes eu quebro tudo naquela transportadora” and “#savejasontodd”. The hibiscus and red berry syrup is a nod to their dramatic, sanguine flair and she/him vampire vibes in the bio, plus the romantic chaos of “galera olhem minha namorada mas nao olhem muito pq eu tenho ciumes”. A sharp espresso shot captures the academic/ENEM grind and constant overthinking in “enem esse ano me mudar esse ano começar a estudar pra faculdade final do ano... 2026 nao passou nem um lubrificante antes de querer começar a me fuder”. The sparkling guaraná soda keeps it sweet, chaotic and very Brazilian, reflecting their hyper, meme-y timeline from “a semana toda vivendo a base de empada doce pq é muito bom” to “assistir bob esponja enquanto lavo louça”. Finally, a chili-salt rim represents the sharp tongue and fandom beef, inspired by “army é a praga da humanidade por isso todos os fandoms do planeta desejam o chapisco” and the unapologetic chaos of “wual a dificuldade dos hoemens de admitirem q sao virgem... chega na hora e é uma decepção”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Slytherin energy: they openly fantasize about revenge and destruction when frustrated with companies, saying they’ll “break everything in that shipping company” if their Hellblazer comic doesn’t arrive, and raging when an order is cancelled after a long wait: “cancelaram meu pedido depois de quase 15 dias vao se foderem”. They’re intensely driven about their future even while joking about how hard it will be, piling plans on for the year in one breath: “enem this year, move this year, start studying for college end of the year and look for courses 2026 didnt even use lube before wanting to fuck me”, which fits Slytherin’s ambition and survival mindset. Their tweets also show a sharp, confrontational streak, like mocking people who use ChatGPT for heartfelt farewell texts: “até pra escrever texto de despedida esse povo usa chat gpt pqp qual a dificuldade de escrever oq vc sente de coração?” and dragging annoying fandom behavior: “amo quando army tenta atacar o skz… elas só reforçam o próprio estereótipo”. Even their humor leans dark and vengeful — threatening to haunt friends if they skip their funeral: “espero q todos voces venham no meu velorio se nao eu volto pra assombrar cada um” — showing a dramatic, self‑preservationist and slightly menacing personality. While they clearly care about loved ones and have a playful side, the mix of ambition, cutting wit, and vengeful persistence is much more Slytherin than any other house.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline is chaotic, dramatic, and humorously dark, like when they say “enem esse ano me mudar esse ano começar a estudar pra faculdade... 2026 nao passou nem um lubrificante antes de querer começar a me fuder”, which matches the song’s overwhelmed teen/young adult angst. They joke about death and haunting their friends — “espero q todos voces venham no meu velorio se nao eu volto pra assombrar cada um” — in the same irreverent way the song treats fear and rebellion. Their mix of self‑deprecation and theatrical flair in things like “tomando bat café na minha bat caneca kkkkk... tenho depressao fortíssima e acho q nunca vai curar” fits MCR’s blend of dark humor and emotional honesty. Between the DC obsession, online drama, fandom rants, and constant mini‑crises, their life has the exact loud, chaotic energy that Teenagers captures.

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