Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about stress and pain, e.g. “I start crying everytime I think of school I fucking hate everyone in my school…”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, self-aware jokes like “look guys I sketched James Hetfield!! James Hetfield guys!! Like my tweet!! James Hetfield!!”.
- Engaged fan: Enthusiastically discusses interests (Metallica, Madmans Esprit, Hannibal), e.g. “OH MY GOD NEW MADMANS ESPRIT MV DROPPED WHILE I WAS WEARING THE MME SHIRT TOO”.
- Interactive: Actively asks followers to engage, e.g. “wallahi u have no gimmicks........ ask me stuff pls I like answering to questions !”.
- Self-reflective: Notices patterns about self and social media, e.g. “my tweets and interactions are always better starting from 12AM but sadly I have school at 8AM…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Uses extreme language about not coping, e.g. “I can't fucking do this anymore”.
- Harsh language: Frequent cursing and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “can we fucking maul kpop fans”.
- Validation-seeking: Very focused on likes and views, e.g. “went to sleep for a second and woke up to no likes why do u guys hate me”.
- Negative self-image: Puts self down about looks and worth, e.g. “realize I'm worse looking and fatter than him so I start rethinking my words”.
- Conflict-focused: Often centers on hate or anger toward others, e.g. “I fucking hate everyone in my school everyone even rhe teachers bully me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as emotionally intense, thoughtful, and often isolated in an environment that doesn’t really understand them, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re openly struggling with school and mistreatment from peers and adults, e.g. “I start crying everytime I think of school I fucking hate everyone in my school everyone even rhe teachers bully me for no fucking reason” and “I fucked up haha guess who's getting bullied at school now”. They also show a reflective, slightly perfectionist streak about their online presence and creativity, worrying about likes and layout: “I need to stop tweetinf about non fandom stuff it always gets like 2 likes and 100 views. why do y guys hate me...........” and “idk what's up with it, when I go to edit it looks like this but it isn't letting me make it bigger no more”. At the same time, they’re passionate and nerdy about their interests (Metallica, Madmans Esprit, Hannibal), gushing in a very Lisa-ish way: “OH MY GOD NEW MADMANS ESPRIT MV DROPPED WHILE I WAS WEARING THE MME SHIRT TOO” and “OH MY GOD😢😢😢😢I LOVE THE COLORS😢😢😢😢HES SO SMALL😢😢😢😢CUTENESS OVERLAOD”. There’s also a clear sense of ethics and frustration with hypocrisy, like the irritation about misinformation moderation and politics: “insta took down my story about Epstein cuz it's 'False'. this is genuinely insane” and “why hasn't he still been killed”, which echoes Lisa’s moral indignation. Overall, the mix of sensitivity, feeling out of place, strong niche interests, and occasional righteous anger lines up much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about being bullied and isolated at school and primarily express themselves online, e.g. “I start crying everytime I think of school I fucking hate everyone in my school everyone even rhe teachers bully me…”, and worry a lot about how their posts are received rather than describing offline socializing. Their focus leans intuition (N) over sensing, even though they post concrete things like school lunches; they often spin details into ideas or jokes (e.g. imagining werewolf Lars Ulrich in “people always talk about and draw werewolf James but what about werewolf Lars Ulrich ....”) and create humorous, almost surreal scenarios like the “rastafari banana” in “yes it's some banana. with dreads and pubic haur ? and with a string instruemnr... rastafari banana?”. They are strongly feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets are highly emotional and value-driven, from distress and self‑deprecation (“that feeling when ur mom thinks u have depression but doesn't want u to get diagnosed for it”) to intense affection and empathy for artists and oomfs (“rip oomf 😢😢 chill guy”, “I feel so shitty and tired . hugging Lars ulrich would make me feel better”). Their lifestyle and wording suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they describe themselves as indecisive (“I can't make decisions for shit”), forget to write down ideas (“Just know that I had good post ideas but didn't write them down so I forgot them”), and react flexibly (if anxiously) to changing online situations like broken notifications or account locks. Overall, their introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and somewhat unstructured way of tweeting fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we both end up in Copenhagen this August, I’ll let you hunt down Lars Ulrich and Mads Mikkelsen in peace—as long as you let me be the guy who carries your Madmans Esprit merch and buys you non-slimey, non-hairy rice after.
- You keep posting school lunch like it’s a horror anthology—slimey rice, chunks of wood, mystery hair—but honestly, being your lunch date sounds like the only thing on that tray that wouldn’t make me cry.
- I saw you say hugging Lars Ulrich would make you feel better… I may not be Lars, but I’m available for emotional support, metal talk, and telling you every day that your James Hetfield sketch deserves way more than ‘0 likes 108 views’.
- You losing your Kishibe phone charm, getting your shoes thrown away, and still tweeting ‘ni hao oomf 🌈😆’ and hyping small stuff like your Helsinki Juho cheki is kind of insane—in a hot ‘I’d protect this boy with my life’ way.
- People might not always like your posts, but you’ve got good Madmans Esprit taste, Breaking Bad and Hannibal brainrot, and the courage to tweet ‘can we maul kpop fans’—statistically speaking, that makes you exactly my type of unhinged boi.
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Your new Twitter bio
Estonian, 160cm, metal & Madmans Esprit enjoyer. School lunch critic, rice hater, occasional artist. Once lost a phone charm and mourned it like a pet.– @larulrichlover7
Your signature cocktail
Lars Ulr-ice School Lunch Special
This drink hits hard up front with a chili-infused vodka shot for the raw, angry energy of hating school and being bullied, echoing “I start crying everytime I think of school I fucking hate everyone in my school” and “sch000 lunch today THIS SHIR GENUINELY ISNT EDIBLE… someone literally tried to spit in my food”. The cold jasmine tea base is for all the tired, late-night, overthinking posts like “sorry for no good tweets and replies recently I am very tired” and “my tweets and interactions are always better starting from 12AM but sadly I have school at 8AM”. A swirl of mango purée represents trying new things and finding them weird but endearing, like “my first time eating mango is it supposed to taste kinda chemically”. The salty rice milk foam on top is a direct nod to all those tragic rice meals and soup disasters, from “school food today rice. again.” to “the soup tasted like pure sweat”. Finally, the glittery blue sugar rim celebrates their bright queer, fandom-loving side, matching the colorful enthusiasm in posts like “Oh my god almost 120 followers??? Big time arigato guys😆😆😊🌈❤️🌈🌈💓☀️🌞” and the proud flags in their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest through-line is emotional loyalty and sensitivity to fairness, which is very Hufflepuff. They repeatedly show how deeply they care about being liked and about mutual support, e.g. asking people to engage with them and self-deprecating when they feel ignored: “hey guys lets normalize liking Sig's posts😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “went to sleep for a second and woke up to no likes why do u guys hate me”. They also express concern about others’ feelings and apologize when they can’t respond properly, like “sorry for no good tweets and replies recently I am very tired but school holiday in like 2 weeks” and “if someone sent gimmicks I can't check them I'm sorry...”, which shows a strong sense of responsibility to their small community. Their outrage tends to center on basic decency—school bullying and mistreatment, gross school food, moderation issues—rather than ambition or grandstanding, as seen in “I fucking hate everyone in my school everyone even rhe teachers bully me for no fucking reason” and “THIS SHIR GENUINELY ISNT EDIBLE… someone literally tried to spit in my food… this is mt last straw”. While they show some Ravenclaw-esque niche interests and Slytherin-ish spite towards certain fandoms, the core traits are a hunger for belonging, fairness, and reciprocal care—classic Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
Cyanide - Metallica
A well‑suited song for them is Cyanide by Metallica: it mixes heavy, dramatic emotion with a dark sense of humor, which matches how they tweet about both suffering and silly fandom stuff. They talk openly about feeling awful and trapped at school, writing things like “I start crying everytime I think of school I fucking hate everyone in my school everyone even rhe teachers bully me… I can't fucking do this anymore”, which resonates with the song’s themes of pain, numbness, and wanting escape. At the same time, they’re very fandom‑driven and especially Metallica‑obsessed, constantly posting about Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield, like “Lars is one of the few people that can pull off sticking their tongue out like that and always looking cute” and joking about Metallica lyrics and songs such as “You wanna see So What live cuz it's catchy. I wanna see So What live to see James admit to sucking an old man's cock”. That combination of heavy emotional content plus intense, sometimes unhinged stan humor fits Cyanide’s dramatic, almost theatrical heaviness. And because they clearly want a song that still feels cool and powerful rather than purely sad, a deep‑cut fan favorite from their favorite band makes more sense than a straightforward depressive ballad.
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