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Like Lisa, this user is deeply introspective, often feeling alienated by their own intelligence and a "monochrome perception" of a world that moves too fast. They share a profound sense of existential dread and melancholy, questioning, “What's the point of having a big heart and not having the language to convey it?”. Their tweets reflect a struggle with being a “consciousness inside a living human body”, mirroring Lisa's frequent bouts of nihilism and her search for meaning in a world she finds shallow. Despite their sadness, they find solace in niche interests and art, much like Lisa’s devotion to her saxophone and jazz, noting that “Comfort is where beetroot soup lies” and finding beauty in the “chromatic sky” of their favorite games.

Your MBTI personality Type
Laser_______ demonstrates strong Introversion and Intuition through constant self-reflection and abstract questioning, often pondering their “true self” and the “collective unconscious” rather than external social events. Their Feeling trait is evident in a deep, values-oriented emotionality, expressing that their “heart will never stop being heavy” and prioritizing emotional connection over logic. The Perceiving preference is shown through a spontaneous, often chaotic lifestyle, such as having a “messy” hair day or “jamming” until passing out without a fixed schedule. Ultimately, their struggle with “self awareness” and the search for personal meaning is a hallmark of the INFP's idealistic yet melancholic nature.

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Pixel art enthusiast and Soul Knight veteran. Ask me about the time I cried over a lost hat at age six. Exploring the Collective Unconscious, one frame at a time.– @Laser_______

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This drink centers on earthy beetroot to honor their bio where “Comfort is where beetroot soup lies”, blending it with bitter Amaro to reflect a world that “sucks to be human”. The rose water provides a delicate, melancholic floral note for someone who still feels a “heavy heart, for Her”, while a splash of blue curaçao represents their deep immersion in the game Collective Unconscious. It is a slow-sipping, experimental cocktail for those “sleepless night, pondering, is it worth it?” Served chilled and solitary, it captures the essence of a soul who is “different when I'm alone”.

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Laser_______ demonstrates a deeply analytical and introspective nature, frequently questioning the fabric of reality and the mechanics of human consciousness. Their penchant for philosophical inquiry is evident in tweets like “Self awareness tears me apart... How can I tell everything I feel rn is real?” and “What's the point of having a big heart and not having the language to convey it?”. Beyond existentialism, they display a Ravenclaw's appreciation for creative expression and complex systems, seen in their dedication to the Collective Unconscious game community and their critique of social media algorithms, where they ask “why the math just goes south? algorithm are you stupid?”. Their intellectual curiosity and need to categorize their internal world, even when painful, aligns perfectly with the house of the wise.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's struggle with self-perception and the feeling of being a burden to others. The user explicitly expresses a deep sense of isolation and internal conflict, questioning, “I'm afraid of losing everyone But who will afraid of losing me?” and admitting “it sucks to be human”. Their tweets reflect a cycle of intense self-awareness and self-hate, much like the song's themes of being 'too much' for people, as seen when they write, “The more I understand myself The worse it gets”. Ultimately, the user's focus on loneliness and the “desire to not exist vs the will to live” aligns with the melancholic, raw honesty of Liability.

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