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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Zee is a deeply sensitive and highly intelligent young person who often feels isolated by her own profound awareness of the world's problems, such as when she expresses frustration that “the world has gone to shit”. Both characters struggle with the burden of high expectations and the feeling of being misunderstood by their parents, with Zee lamenting that she wishes her “parents believed i was actually ill and cared”. Zee’s battle with body image and her desire to “be skinny” mirrors the vulnerability Lisa shows in episodes like Sleeping with the Enemy, where she deals with similar self-esteem issues. Despite her internal turmoil, she maintains a complex social life and academic pressure, noting she is “dealing with three different addictions while trying to catch up at school”, reflecting the classic Simpsons trope of Lisa’s existential dread colliding with her student life.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zee exhibits strong Introversion (I) by frequently expressing profound feelings of isolation and a preference for internal processing, stating “i feel so fucking alone”. Her focus on personal values, emotional pain, and the search for identity over objective logic points to Feeling (F), seen when she laments, “i hate that the only times i tried asking for help i didn't get taken seriously”. She demonstrates Intuition (N) through her focus on the symbolic and existential, such as her distress over the “absurd” state of the world and her use of metaphors like “pretending im a diva walking in a big city”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her self-described “impulsive” nature and a lifestyle that appears reactive and disorganized rather than structured or planned.

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Passionate about late-night scenes and photography. Dedicated student and loyal friend navigating 11th grade. Once survived a hair-dye mishap with only a hoodie.– @latedqwns

Your signature cocktail
This experimental drink captures the chaotic energy of a 16-year-old balancing 'three different addictions' while trying to survive school. The smoky base honors her “bulimic stoner” lifestyle, while the bitter citrus reflects the resentment of feeling “too damaged to be smart”. It is a strong, heavy-hitting cocktail for someone who admits “my heart hurts” after hitting a new low. Despite the darkness, the bright hibiscus color mirrors her “diva walking in a big city” persona she adopts every morning. Ultimately, it’s a drink for when you “just woke up and i want to die already Okay”.

Your Hogwarts House
Zee exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of raw impulsiveness and emotional intensity, frequently posting high-stakes declarations such as “tonight i am killing myself” and openly admitting, “i hate how impulsive i am”. Her bravery manifests in a raw, unfiltered honesty about her struggles, even when she feels “so guilty” for expressing her pain in public spaces like school hallways. She demonstrates a strong moral compass and a fiery, defiant spirit against injustice, exemplified by her outrage that “people dont seem to be outraged and shocked” by the state of the world. Ultimately, her tendency to act on intense feelings and her blunt, confrontational way of speaking to others—telling one user “ur 29 get a job”—aligns her most closely with the bold and often reckless nature of a Gryffindor.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors zee’s struggle with body image and the exhausting cycle of an eating disorder. Her tweets reflect a desperate desire for a lower weight, such as when she mentions “i just got a flashback from when i was at my lw i feel sick i wanna be cared for again” and her obsession with calorie counting, noting how “it’s better when i distance myself so im not forced to eat”. The lyrics about skin and bones resonate with her distress over feeling bloated or gaining weight, like when she says, “today is the second day of my period and im bloated af ...”. Furthermore, the song’s theme of hiding pain aligns with her admission that “my gf doesnt rlly know ab my ed that much everytime i talk about it i use past tense”. Ultimately, the track captures the suffocating pressure and isolation she expresses throughout her timeline.

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