Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-deprecating humor: Calls herself “lesbica feia e sem talento” in bio and jokes about losing games and ENEM in tweets like “se eu nao passar no Enem eu raspo meu cabelo”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care and attachment in tweets about friends, like the group hug at school in “foi tao lindo reencontrar a flavia...” and promising cake to mutuals in “quando eu fizer 1 ano dessa conta vou dar um bolo pra tds meus mutuals”.
- Socially aware: Defends marginalized people and marks important dates, e.g. “feliz dia da visibilidade trans” and calling out racism in “sério que vocês estão fazendo piada com os lábios de uma mulher negra?”.
- Playful enthusiasm: Expresses excitement about music, games, and events like “moty musica of the year”, “ansiosa pro carnaval”, and celebrating Brawl Stars progress in “TO C 95 BRAWLERS daqui alguns dias vou pegar fama global”.
- Community-oriented: Enjoys interacting and helping others online, as in “sempre ajudando contas pequenas 🤍” and praising mutuals in “meus mutuals sao tao lindos”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Shows intense rage at games and situations, like the all-caps outburst in “EU PERDI 5 SEGUIDAS... DESINSTALDI ESSA MERDA” and blaming Brawl Stars after breaking her screen in “QUEBREI MINHA PELICULA DE NOVO MORDENDO ELA”.
- Self-destructive jokes: Frequently references wanting to die or harm herself in casual ways, such as “vou ficar doente ja to com indícios”, “sem energia ha 3 horas #voumematar”, and “queria morrer hj”.
- Body/food issues: Mentions eating very little and uses an ED hashtag in “ate agora eu comi hj so uma fatia de bolo #ed”, suggesting a problematic relationship with food.
- Sleep problems: Reports long or disrupted sleep patterns like “gente eu dormi por quase 13h seguidas hoje eu acordei sem saber q dia era hoje” and difficulty falling asleep in “não consigo dormir cedo pq penso demais e fico no mínimo 2h bolando na cama #cansada”.
- Harsh expressions: Uses very strong language toward others and public figures, for example “queria q o kanye west morresse logo de uma vez isso faria meu 2026 mais feliz” and insults like “ninguém quer ver dois velhos se beijando não caralho”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious about the future, high-achieving but emotionally volatile. Like Lisa stressing over school and her place in the world, this user worries about exams and university paths, saying things like “se eu nao passar no Enem eu raspo meu cabelo” and “acabei de descobrir q os cursos q eu quero a maioria n tem na ufpi e uespi”. They show strong emotional swings and self-awareness, from “to muito mal” and “queria morrer hj” to affectionate posts like “aquela tua amiga virtual q te cura de tds as dores do mnd”. They also display social consciousness and moral outrage, for example calling out racism in “sério que vocês estão fazendo piada com os lábios de uma mulher negra?” and celebrating identity in “feliz dia da visibilidade trans”, which is very Lisa-coded. Finally, their nerdy/gamer intensity and occasional rage, like “EU PERDI 5 SEGUIDAS EU PERDI UNS 60 TROFEUS MANL VAI SE FUDER JOGO DO DIABO”, fits Lisa’s tendency to obsess deeply over her interests and melt down when things feel unjust or out of her control.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about friends, parties and school, e.g. getting super excited about social moments like “foi tao lindo reencontrar a flavia… e todo mundo começou a se abraçar” and going to or judging parties like “gente q festa chata esse povo n sabe animar uma festa”. Their focus is more Intuition (N) than pure Sensing: even when they mention concrete things, they quickly turn them into vibes, metaphors or broader feelings, like “lovebombing + ghosting ego + aura” and jokingly conceptualizing themselves as “eu sou um hit”. They are very clearly Feeling (F): tweets are driven by emotional highs and lows, crushes and interpersonal drama such as “to muito mal”, wishing happy trans visibility day “feliz dia da visibilidade trans”, and defending others from racist jokes in “sério que vocês estão fazendo piada com os lábios de uma mulher negra?”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and go with the flow rather than rigid planning, as in “nao falei 😆 mas amanha eu juro”, oversleep, and react impulsively to games and life (“EU PERDI 5 SEGUIDAS… DESINSTALDI ESSA MERDA”), showing spontaneity more than structured organization. Putting these together, ENFP fits best: socially expressive, emotionally intense, imaginative in language, and more spontaneous than methodical.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can lose 13 ranked matches with Isa and still tweet in lowercase, I think you’re exactly the kind of emotional tank I need to duo-queue life with. Want to trade Brawl Stars IDs and trauma we ‘know no one cares about’?
- You said you’d shave your head if you don’t pass ENEM… if that happens, I’ll just pretend you’re doing an ultra-committed Sapphic villain era, because either way I’m still asking you out to celebrate after the results.
- You raging at Brawl Stars, breaking your screen protector with your teeth and uninstalling ‘for ever’ is my Roman Empire. If you can put that much passion into a cursed game, I’m terrified (in a good way) of how hard you’d love the right girl.
- You tweeting ‘capivara é tão labubu’ and ‘queria morrer hoje’ in the same timeline is insane range. Let me take you out for cake (more than one slice, sorry #ed) and we can just talk about capybaras until the death thoughts log off.
- You’re anxious for Carnaval, you walk around with cachaça in your grandma’s house, and you dream about a cute girlfriend who draws for you… I can’t draw, but I can pour the drinks and kiss you every time you say ‘EU VIVO NESSE PLANETA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK’. Deal?
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Brawl Stars addict, ENEM survivor-in-training & part-time nap enthusiast. Once broke a screen protector mid-rage, still chasing 50k trophies.– @lauragamestuber
Your signature cocktail
Labubu Lesbian Rage Quit Spritz
This cocktail starts with a shot of cachaça for sneaking booze to grandma’s house, inspired by her chaotic energy in “chegando na casa da minha vó com cachaça escondida na bolsa”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a bittersweet, pop-girlie vibe that matches the oscillation between crying and adoration in “u make me wanna cry in a good way”. Passion fruit pulp represents her intense, overthinking heart and sleepless nights from “não consigo dormir cedo pq penso demais e fico no mínimo 2h bolando na cama #cansada”. A dash of chili tincture captures her explosive gamer rage in “EU PERDI 5 SEGUIDAS EU PERDI UNS 60 TROFEUS MANL VAI SE FUDER JOGO DO DIABO”. Finally, sparkling water lightens it up, echoing her goofy, self-deprecating charm from “lesbica feia e sem talento” and her soft side in “gente quando eu fizer 1 ano dessa conta vou dar um bolo pra tds meus mutuals”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show warmth, loyalty, and a strong attachment to friends and mutuals, which are core Hufflepuff traits. For example, they talk about the joy of reconnecting and group affection in “foi tao lindo reencontrar a flavia… e todo mundo começou a se abraçar” and promise appreciation to their community in “gente quando eu fizer 1 ano dessa conta vou dar um bolo pra tds meus mutuals”. They show care and solidarity toward marginalized people in “feliz dia da visibilidade trans” and call out racism in “sério que vocês estão fazendo piada com os lábios de uma mulher negra?”, which fits Hufflepuff’s fairness and inclusivity. There’s also tenderness toward family and animals, like “o melhor amigo do meu sobrinho acabou de nascer 🥹🥹🥹” and “meu cachorro é pcd e me ama muito mds”. While they have moments of rage and dark humor about games and stress, their strongest through-line is being affectionate, supportive, and community-oriented, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
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brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
The song brutal fits them because it captures that mix of teenage chaos, self-deprecation, and humor they constantly show. Their bio "lesbica feia e sem talento" echoes the song’s insecure, sarcastic tone about feeling not good enough. They swing between exhaustion and overwhelm like when they say “não consigo dormir cedo pq penso demais e fico no mínimo 2h bolando na cama #cansada” and “primeiro dia de aula ja to parecendo uma múmia vou causar uma péssima impressão desde já para todos meus futuros colegas”, which matches the song’s frustration with growing up and social pressure. Their explosive gaming rages like “EU PERDI 5 SEGUIDAS EU PERDI UNS 60 TROFEUS MANL VAI SE FUDER JOGO DO DIABO DESINSTALDI ESSA MERDA” mirror the song’s raw, dramatic emotional swings. At the same time, they still show moments of affection and longing for love and friends, like dreaming of a girlfriend in “hoje eu sonhei q tinha uma namorada linda fofa e amorosa...”, which resonates with the vulnerable side of brutal beneath all the sarcasm.
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